Mark is a nonce edition
/brit/
>tfw no brit bf to talk with a sexy accent
pomade recs?
This is the post I saved for the new thread lads
we are the mods
/brit/ is quiet today
Please stop repeating your terror you choose what you see
It’s always “What if?” and “Why not?”
Man you gotta just be
Simplify, define your goals and watch them grow
Be your own true self; the you that I know
listening to bach playing the organ
>in the pub, and this lad comes up and slaps your gf's arse and leaves a pomade gel hand print in
what do you do lad?
Benders out.
Combining two gimmicks into one post
youtube.com
Wish my bollocks were on the front of that train
is that alex turner
lmao what the fuck happened to him
Tell him his shirt is gay and wipe the pomade on his face
Tell him his hair looks like a crow
Paul Joseph Watson?
CARMELLA
COULD
YOU
PLEASE
OMG I LOVE YOU ALEX!!
PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!!
I am the senate.
everywhere man go gang go
Ready for the 'ootball
He's dating an American model and she's ruined him
has man kicked ball yet?
Right /brit/
Uh, first things first. You've really got to get rid
of the social anxiety, lads. Get yourself CBT or
something, or medicate cos nobody's ever gonna take you seriously staring through those scared eyes. Second thing is, you've really got to try and toughen up. Right, you're all nice lads. But you're very soft. Truth is, people are just as scared of the world as you are. I'm scared of the world. I just don't let people see it, that's all. And that's what being normie is. I kid you not, my sweet, sweet friends. You're my best friends. My only friends.
Most important thing is this, though. You've got to make her want you again. You'll probably find that she does actually like you if you just asserted yourself a bit more. You show her passion and she will run to you. She will love you until the day you die. I may not be the one to be giving relationship advice, but sometimes it takes a wrongdoer to show you when you're doing wrong.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry, lads.
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get that snitch
get the strap
send nudes kthxbai
tried to get tomorrow morning off work to go to the dentist and got told to take the rest of the week off
>live in Surrey
>have a garden like this
how rich is this person
Gel pomade wouldn't leave a print as it isn't greasy like an oil based you fucking moron. Know your pomades before you pomadepost
Any Philadelphia Eagles fans here?
Fuck sake.
Have to say, if I was alive at the time I would want to become an astronaut and ask to fly only on Challenger
youtube.com
Summer is icumen in
Loudly sing Cuckoo
Grows the seed and blows the mead
And springs the wood anew.
Sing Cuckoo!
Ewe bleats harshly after lamb
Cows after calves make moo
Bullock stamps and deer champs
Now shrilly sing Cuckoo...
... Cuckoo... Cuckoo.
Wild bird are you! Be never still Cuckoo!
DEY MAYNE STWEEM MEDIAH IZ EMPOWAHING THE ESS DAY DUBBLE YOUS
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR
Her cunt looks disgusting tbqh
Appletiser is god tier, good choice
Outside wanker loves the fucking outdoors
Why don't you post your fucking hiking screenshot and get it over with
>not perfectly maintained
not that rich
I love when yanks see food that uses America in the marketing and get confused.
>consuming aspartame filled sweets and over-saltied chips while watching sports on the telly
ah yes, der letzte mensch
Probably a bloody banker using his bloody bonuses
business idea: get rid of laws and allow the free market to govern
Wouldnt mind an english bf right this moment
Do you reckon she likes peanut butter and banana sandwiches?
Wonder what a jumbo jet would do to this tb h
Al Qaeda were gonna fly some into nuclear power stations instead of the WTC, but they pussied out
What happened?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes
PJW
support this
You know what? I think this German poster is a right dickhead.
reckon im more than the oneitis bargained for yet?
ive been dying to tell her anything she wants to hear, cos thats just who i am this week
>tfw just a notch in her bedpost
>mfw she's just a line in a song
Not a fan of cream cheese 2bh.
he's danish
He is
liveleak.com
>Migrants Drown after Mistaking Tunisian Fishing Ship for Coast Guard and Sinking own Boats
business idea: close /brit/ window
just burned 400 quid on some pomade wax
You lads wanna come over to my place for Thanksgiving?
Incomplete
Incomplete
Incomplete
Punt
For the entire game. Off to a good start and then fucked it. What a frustrating season.
what now? haha
hmp
Who is having chips?
i think hes a good lad
doesn't change the fact he is a right dickhead
unironically use a brand of pomade called cock grease
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Wow, it's weird to think this is the same lad who wrote WPSIATWIN and wrote Fake Tales of San Francisco about nobeheads who join bands and forget they're from northern towns and not some cool American state.
youre a dickhead too
ah yes
crisps
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Pick for the superbowl? I think the Cowboys might win this year
rocking the pomade today as brit seems it fashionable. VERY pleased by this
tempted to watch it now
Holy shit. Why do they sink their own boats? I dont get it
Trying to reply to me are you? Well I'll have you know you're filtered. Your posts are nothing but shouts into the wind, a fruitless task.
If it was a modern plant then nothing would have happened.
An older plant and you would have a Fukushima situation.
Hitting the WTC did considerably more damage than hitting any nuclear plant.
qt gril who I have good bants with and who basically brought me up from day 1 at the company said she's leaving today lads
genuinely feel like crying
sink your boat = get rescued
The pompadour and teddy boy style hair is back in
>bradley posters are inhuman racists with no empathy or compassion
Surprisingly absolutely nobody
just watch the good clips on youtube
Safe shout, but I do wonder if Seahawks could sneak in there. They're not the most consistent, but they are dangerous.
Still the worst offender
apparently when these culturally enriching refugees approach a coast guard vessel they capsize their own boats so the lifeguards are obliged to rescue them
this was a fishing vessel so couldn't rescue them
those poor women and children
coastguard has a legal obligation to take in any passengers aboard a sinking ship
africans thought they were lifeguards
why don't you get her number or something?
Is it true you an't be arrested for 'confessing' to something online no matter how bad it is because it's basically fictitious unless corroborated with other evidence?
Asking for a friend
It would be a rescue attempt and not an arrest if they're drowning. The consequences would be in their favor for the former choice.
them bloody bankers eh?
wastemen
Quite sad to watch tbf
just put SWIM in front of everything you say
stay in contact with her
when you're used to seeing someone every day it isn't the same as things suddenly changing
believe she's moving back up to Edinburgh too
Vile creatures.
not even bluelight does that any more
I do not understand this reference
Imagine how absolutely mental you would have to be to filter everyone and just post to yourself
pomade lemonade lucazade poomade poo made fanny