"user we got the BeatsĀ® Docking Station ready, why don't you play some fun music for us?"
"user we got the Beats® Docking Station ready, why don't you play some fun music for us?"
21 pilots obviously
because you probably won't like it and will call me names
But I'm not going to hear anything wearing those thighs as earmuffs.
Gee, why don't you fucking bimbo's move your fat asses so I can properly play the music? Fuck, you plebs probably won't even like it.
*proceeds to play Death Grips*
Yeah, this is god tier. Want to fuck?
sorry, bitches, but unless I see some nutsacks i'm outta here
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Sure thing, bb.
holy shit
I wanna die beneath those thighs
give me a minute to find my father's boyfriend and we'll show you some docking stallions
THIS
Stuff like Mystikal and Savage to see that thicc move.
Dubs central up in this biiiiiiitch ya'll
*cranks 70s Christian hippie folk*
THAT
FUCKING
POOTANG
>tfw no patriotic american gf
;_;
play some Xasthur to get this bitches acting crazy
I have just the thing
if this is that stupid german boy scouts thing I swear to god
yeah no problem haha hand me the aux
Are you a foreigner user
Holy fucking shit
Some of the only good music that generic white girls enjoy
I am literally shaking
>beats by dre
>red cups
no thank you
S P O O K Y
yo thats my sister nigger
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thats a lot of dubs
dubs?
I want to die with my head between those thighs
Unironically this
Huey Lewis and The News
>21 savage obviously
ftfy :^)
i feel like this post isn't ironic.
her dingleberries, would taste as sweet cream puffs as I spew my spunk all over those luscious, long legs. Involuntarily, my ass would shoot forth streams of scat while she's rubs my prostate like a skilled geisha.
issa knife
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I'd dock with the 'girl' on the right.
>someone meticulously recreated his knees for this
Rolling for dubs i love thicc paws
damn shes thicc. id just play some beach boys or something from that era
tfw she literally fucks a clown