EPL league

>EPL league
>FA cup

>Champions league
>UEFA cup
>Club world cup

>Worldc up
>Confederates cup

Why does anyone bother with this semen slurping sport

Everyone gets a medal for participating

Says the faggots who watch children's sports.

I would watch a professional kick ball league yes

Why isn't kick ball a pro sport? It's certainly better than boring ass soccer

>>EPL league
English Premier League league?

unlike certain other "sports" it's actually played by more than a few obese niggers

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This. Why does anyone watch a sport in which 10 teams get trophies every season, so many titles they literally have no meaning

>USA """"""sports"""""
>no relegation system
literally a free pass for mediocrity

What's an epl league?

sort of like the CIA agency I guess

>World Series

For England:
FA Cup
League Cup
Premier league

Only 3 cups and PL and FA cup are the only noteworthy ones. Other 2 we can win are the Champions league and Europa but have to face europeon opposition.

>american "sports"
>Team looses all their games and finishes last
>Reward them with the best players

>Yuropoor """""men"""""

You don't seem to understand how international sports work.

You have to go back, brayan

Soccer is literally do only sport to do so many of the same tournaments in the same year. That's why soccer belongs in /asp/

trips confirms
DOG BLES AMERIGA

>just fuck my trophy up pham

The season is also longer than 2 months, so there's more time to have tournaments and leagues.

Better than just a ball on a stick or a shitty looking vase

Why aren't Americans comfortable with their sexuality?

Kissing a man is not gay. Most of those men have wives and children.

Is it true American women don't let you fuck them with the light on and it has to be under the sheets? Is that a product of the religious nutjobs that settled in the country from Europe?

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>Helmets

Bit gay senpai

Helmets can make the hits even harder

They protect better aesthetically and distribute damage more equally

Doesn't mean it's any safer

I'm just shitposting desu

I like both sports

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I dunno. Why do the worst teams get the best young players in yours?

English, son: do you speak it?

>one team won the PL
>one team won the FA Cup
>one team will win the CL
>one team won the UEFA Cup
>one team won the Club WC
>one country will win the WC
>one country won the Confederations Cup

Five different teams won medals at different international/country levels and two countries will get their own.
Back to boreball and apehoop grandpa.

>americans don't understand continental competition