What species are Americans?
What species are Americans?
Nathan Adams
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Mason Nelson
yank
Carter Smith
Adipem Afri
Mason Fisher
Species of Winners
Jeremiah Barnes
How do you even get that fat? And why won't they lose weight?
Henry Ward
(hotdog eating contest) winners
Asher Evans
Because we're stupid.
Nathaniel Edwards
They get thin-shamed by the goberment if they weigh less than 200 lbs.
Jordan Wilson
Because we have it too easy.
"A nation of temporarily embarrassed millionaires."
Leo Green
...
Adam Ross
Rolling burgers
Kayden Reed
that's an aussie
Joseph Johnson
Homo crassus
Juan Hernandez
That guy isn't American
>gif related
Kayden Phillips
>thats a canadian
Matthew Reyes
DELETE THIS
Gabriel Gonzalez
Homo Sharticus
Jayden Powell
Scientist have noticed that americans are getting fatter and fusing with technology. There is no official term for this hybrid of lard and machine, but in scientific literature they are often referred to as "the blorb", which is a combination of blob and borg.
Here are two of the blorb in their natural habitat:
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>Shape is irrelevant.
>Exercise is irrelevant.
>You will be expanded.
Aiden Cook
>BE AMERICAN
>LIVE IN THE ONLY WORLD HYPERPOWER
>THIS ONE NATION AND ITS PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY OTHER NATION, EVEN SOME NATIONS COMBINED
USA
FREEDOM
DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
GOD
PEACE
WAR
WE MADE YOU
WE CREATED YOU
AND WE CAN DESTROY YOU
Easton King
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Landon Cooper
Bipedal descendants of cetaceans. This specimen displays atavism as it is storing a large amount of blubber and it's hands have partially reverted to flippers.
Leo Diaz
>white """"""""""people""""""""""
Asher Miller
Blacks actually have a higher obesity rate
Benjamin Collins
Don't forget diabetes, hypertension, heart disease and they can inherit diseases like sickle cell and have lower average IQs. I sure am jealous of Black Americans.