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OFFICIAL Cleveland Cavaliers @ Toronto Raptors Mega Early Gamethread #1
No canadians allowed
Third for Da Land
>Not having Canada filtered
It improved Sup Forums by 500%
Fuck I was about to make the thread
Nth for LeHandsome
You can filter by country? How?
>LeBron has never lost a series when up 2-0
#th for Wine&Gold
Are Kevin and LeGod the most handsome white man and black man in the NBA?
Shumpert is way more handsome than LeBron.
Chandler Parsons but he has lanklet problems
To be quite honest with you fine and cultured gentlemen, despite the NBA's propensity for uggos, the Cavaliers are per capita the handsomest team
lol no
Lebron has looked 40 since he was 20. He's not close to being the most handsome black man in the NBA.
>you will never have a spontaneous dance off with your bros after practice
why live?
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Age is handsome.
You'll grow up one day, kid
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what extension is this
Is Kyle Lowry a bitch for leaving during the game?
4chanx, you can get it for greasemonkey if you're on firefox
A huge bitch.
I actually thought he was a kid. Turns out hes a 30 yo manlet
Yes.
Sup Forums X
He's shook.
canadians are worst posters on 4chun
dailymotion.com
2nd half of the last '''''game''''''
>this flag
>this topic
Kyrie is pretty cute no homo
100% yes. When you're the so-called leader of your team and your team sees you leave the court early, that's demoralizing. Especially if it's for a bullshit reason like "decompressing."
Australians are worse, but are at least entertaining.
tHAT must be my duvet
agree, he's like a young magic without aids
why are people so upset with lowry needing to take a shit during the game? shit happens mang
Don't worry about us tiago; go clean your pools before the athletes show up
Australians showed me the beauty of cricket and have been nothing but hospitable to me in their threads
I refuse to let you slander my friends.
7 years is baby tier
based delly ignoring that filth
Plus Australia gave us Delly and Kyrie
its just me who finds derozan hot af?
TYBSA
it's ok, he looks like everyone else in your country
I think you just like things filled with craters.
everyone in brazil looks like thiago splitter
Put some respeck when you talk about us
>everyone in brazil looks like thiago splitter
are you getting things ready i'll be there for the olympics
>Former Cleveland Cavaliers coach David Blatt holds no ill will toward his former team and in fact, believes they are the favorites to win the championship this season.
>"I'm very supportive of Ty (Lue), as I am of all of the coaching staff," Blatt told ESPN.com on Saturday, shortly before Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals between the Cavs and Toronto Raptors. "I had a great relationship with those guys and I value them and I want to see them all do well."
He's like the Jenna Fischer of /nba/
ready to go
>shalom means hello and goodbye right, alright, well that's your career
it also means peace btw
Sage's speech impediment is horrendous
No he clearly knows they will get wreckt by the warriors after sweeping the east just like if he was the coach and thus doesnt care
But I bet her pussy is tight, and that's all that matters to ESPN execs.
PEACE?! NO PEACE!
-Will Smith
Is it really? I don't hear it
>mfw lelbron wins on for da land
Doris is such a babe
I'd like to double dribble on her if you know what I mean.
TIME TO GET ONE FOR DA LAND
my fucking god ESPN coverage of NBA is so awful. Instead of entertaining banter from former NBA stars we get some irrelevant bitch spouting obvious facts at us
Six More Games.
I could just imagine living with and banging Doris would be comfy as fuck.
and she can't even speak properly!
>MFWLBWOFDL
i'd definitely like to be called for Up and Down with her
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it really is awful
sage steele is a cold bitch who ruins everything
jalen is fucking atrocious for a truckload of reasons
doug is OK but he really shines as a color commentator not as a studio analyst trying to have chemistry with sage and jalen
Cavs in 4
I wouldnt mind being called for an offensive foul when I drive it hard to the hole on her.
>All these former Nuggets tearing shit up in the playoffs
THE LAND
THA LAND
DA LAND
>doug is OK
Dear God no. The entire thing is fucked. Everyone involved is human garbage.
ESPN can't go bankrupt soon enough.
ESPN doesn't give a crap. They hired 2 MMA fighters who just got busted for steroids.
Will he be in attendance?
my cousin ran mike & mike in the morning. espn doesn't give a fuck.
Jalen Rose is so stiff and robotic. I hate watching or listening to him speak. Sage, I don't mind because I sort of wanna bang.
I would 'travel' over the pacific to give her snatch a high five if you know what I mean.
With a LeBron jersey on.
Official bread and /nba/ theme
>locked in
Can't they think of anything else to say?
I want to stick my penis in Steele's vagoogoo though
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her hair looks like a steel scrubbing pad that a dog threw up on
lowry is SHOOK
I think it's because of their prison culture, right?
Need to relate to the viewers.
She looks like some of the whores you'll find in the Domican Republic honestly. Minus the HIV, probably.
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lol
Why won't the media stop sucking Lebron off when this is his worst playoff series in over half a decade and he's being carried by Kyrie?
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>mfw
OH CANADA
So we are all agreed that the best strategy tonight is for the Raptors to kill LeBron, even though it uses every player on the team to do so, then sweep the next four?
Do those people literally stand there in a loud stinking city (all cities are) starring at a screen? True fans, to be honest.
>kill Lebron
>not Kyrie
See
Why does everyone in Canada outside of Toronto hate the Raptors?
Isn't this Canada's team?
OKC used to do it before some butthurt Lakers fan shot somebody and they panicked and stopped the whole thing
Nobody wants to root for a bunch of pathetic losers like Lowry and DeRozan.