/brit/ - The Bewbs Edition

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fun fact: dr dre is not a real doctor!

I'll come take you there in the private jet lad don't worry

why are engineers obsessed with fucking flow diagrams

MATE IS THAT A NIPPLE I SEE

calling the janny. enjoy your fucking ban

Made another thread in case janny goes mental

Penis is erect.

they aren't taught to think abstractly

I didn't find any of those girls attractive 2bh

Post tea Lads

Vanilla rose in my pound land mug

meant for

Some source would be nice

Do you know what a nipple is, you fat fuck?

>why yes, I did spend 4 years of my life studying things that have happened in the past which are of no practical use today

the gf (male) just sent me this

how did borders even work in the medieval times

must be really cool visiting another far away kingdom in like 1300

hmmmmmmmmmm

t. commie

Looks like a tranny.

source?

BAN HIM JANNY

t. someone who is doomed to repeat it

toll roads and armed guards paroling about if the lord had money for it.

So here we are

the lads

Mixed

On one hand British rule generally improved infrastructure and left decent legal and education systems

On the other hand Britain had often lumped hostile ethnic groups together, left the economy dependent on one single industry and the rushed push to independence often resulted in all white civil servants leaving overnight - often destroying the three pros previously mentioned.

If independence had been phased it'd have probably been a good legacy. Personally I think the rushed nature of it meant that previous rule compounded the problems of the countries.

Belgium had the right idea with its original exit strategy for the Congo - phased over 30 years with black civil servants etc. being trained up over that time and taking more and more over. Then the US and USSR pressured them to move out immediately, the US, UK and Belgians assassinated Lumumba and the richest country in Africa is now the poorest.

That's the areola not a nipple, you hideous fat nigger.

That's an areola lad

barely anybody travelled

no roads and nothing but forests, plus it would take forever to get anywhere

leicester

rope around my neck and kick the ladder out
there's no need to drag it out

Why are rural areas such boring shitholes?

there were chinese ambassadors in roman britain

must be so fascinating. like you don't even know Chinese looking people exist

>tfw no big eyed anglo qt gf

some people did walk like across the globe though
a lot of Arabs did

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If you didn't get into obxbridge you're genuinly wasting your time going to uni

> when you're doing better in your life than most of your friends

>Justin Bieber leaves a male fan bloodied as he 'throws a punch' while arriving at his concert in Barcelona

imagine being such a bent runt that even Justin Bieber can beat the piss out of you

pilgrims

arsecrack is like the Somme lads

Feudalism meant the vast majority of the population was tied to the land - they legally couldn't leave, would be too poor to afford travel and wouldn't have been able to speak the language anyway even if they had managed to make it outwith a few hundred miles of their home.

On the flipside the aristocracy, clergy and merchant class could and did travel a great deal.

and Africa is just so big

Nobody likes you in rural places because they're white and you aren't

Unless you were rich the only piligrimage you'd likely do would be to a church with a relic within a few days' walk from you

BTFO

>start wanking to hetero porn
>always end up on gay porn when i finish
why does this always happen

Business idea: have sex on a regular basis

the roman empire was hugely diverse so wouldn't be that shocking imo

also there were the countless crusades so distant foreigners weren't that mysterious

>poley gets a job and so stops posting a lot on /britfeel/
>some dickheads start spamming pozzing nonsense in the thread instead

ah yes

wish the world looked like this

imagine no yanks

there's some story I remember where Emperor Darius brought an Indian and a Greek from his empire together to talk about morality.

the Indians would eat their dead which disgusted the Greek, while the Greeks would bury their dead which disgusted the Indian. he used this as an example that traditional customs are not necessarily the best or most moral just because you grew up with them

'bena got a job? what is it this time?

You wouldnt even exist in this timeline. Where is the UK?

Oh wait nevermind,you'd be somewhere in Arabia or Asia

stop watching porn

/britfeel/ needs to revive the KentAnon arc desu

>no Britain

funny that Britain was considered a magical mythical place until Pytheas discovered it.

>half the world is full of dune coons

Nah, Ahmed. Not happy with that.

Always quite interesting when you consider that the Phoenicians had already circumnavigated Africa at that point

I have not had a wank since friday lads

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more than half the world is wogs right now

Except for the concept of being Indian didn't exist, especially not in Darius' time, until the British needed a third major world religion to counter Islam

see lads if we didn't have people with history degrees, people would still think the world looks like this

can't take it

Need a missus.

an "Indian" as in from India as Herodotus puts it, he's just from some tribe.

Friend called me transphobic because I said I only want to fuck women

Absolute bender

nice weather for the rest of the week tho

hmmm

Tony Blair's sister in law is a Muslim

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Weird that more than 2000 years later the Greeks are still considered the 'good guys' and the Persians 'bad guys'

How easy is it to study history?

I know
Overcast and cool is GOAT

are there any downsides to nofap other than increased risk of prostate cancer

Napoleon is great tier
Hirohito was an ignorant puppet
should replace him with Tojo

One of my mates just accidentally confessed that he fancies traps. Not sure if I should humiliate him about it or not.

wank him off

Tony Blair and Hillary Clinton are the most evil people in the history of the planet.

>Robert e lee

>villain

touch his willy lad

lads I NEED to shave my arsecrack or else summer's going to be awful

the Persians were pretty admirable, they had the last laugh anyways since Greece is a dinky little peninsula of no value while Iran at least is a middling power.

every kiwi i've met on the 'chon has been mean to me

i also play a game made my kiwis and the developers are rude too

starting to think kiwis are rude people

wonder what would happen if kim jong-un suddenly abandoned dictatorship rule

like would there be an instant revolution or is it too engrained in their culture

Mate of mine was dating some girl and they ended up on the couch watching a movie. Apparently it wasn't until then that she revealed she was a he who was still pre-op. Not sure how he didn't notice.

He was ok with it and they went at it anyway

>Augustus and Napoleon meh and shit tier

Literally the shittest one of these graphs I've ever seen

would much prefer warm, sunny weather desu

overcast cold weather is just annoying

*rearranges the deck chairs on the titanic*

mind if I shave it for you x

bad idea 2bh

you're going to regret it when it starts growing back and you've got an arse full of stubble

If he forced a unification and ran off it'd mess with south korea's economy
he'd probably have the rast raugh

I thought that was Caligula or Nero

Benders OUT

haha
check out this good old rebel

Shut the fuck up you cocknose

currently 0 (zero) degrees outside lads

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still howl every time

-2 here

>calling napoleon shit

ignorant rorke

be gentle xo
yeah thats true, but its completely vile atm
I'll have a cold shower in the morning, and then an hours later my crack's soaking in sweat and hairs all matted together