/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

the democratically elected Prime Minister of Canada-edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=bb2mAJbH5AU
youtube.com/watch?v=W3WOpPoQNa8
youtube.com/watch?v=FZvGzp5VKxs
metro.co.uk/2011/06/28/horse-semen-sold-in-new-zealand-pub-59769/
firstwefeast.com/drink/2015/08/semen-beer-new-zealand-green-man-pub
stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen
stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots
cbc.ca/news/canada/north/customer-swallows-human-toe-in-dawson-city-bar-1.1331325
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

...

remember that being nice to people is cool, anonymous !

t. dork

I've been thought that Canada is one of states of the US.

fag

How's it going /cum/?

>having a real bad day
>take some bottles out to recycle
>old guy with raspy voice is collecting them
>bring out all my bottles, probably $10 worth of deposits
>guy tells me he has throat cancer
>radiation didn't work
>don't feel so bad about my day anymore

why I first started coming here desu

Who /thanksgiving prep/ here?

I have my cornbread in the oven for the stuffing I'm gonna make tomorrow. Is it sad that I'm making myself a dinner alone and watching movies and smoking weed all weekend? I'm looking forward to it.

youtube.com/watch?v=bb2mAJbH5AU

Please post what you're listening to, Thanks a lot, appreciate it

*downs a glass of 2%*
mmmm

delicious and nutritious

bad posts

Good enough I suppose

>2%*

>His flag has ONE star
Don't talk to me
good man

...

2% is the logical choice between calories and taste

>2%
why not just drink a glass of butter

youtube.com/watch?v=W3WOpPoQNa8

talking to u

Wait, do you guys not drink whole milk? If you're going to drink milk drink milk, not water.

god dammit, meant for

John Denver

Is something wrong?

vikings play first game

I'm ether going to have a great or horrible thanksgiving

Stop doing that

stop flooding the market with cheap cow piss

mmm ok then

>Is something wrong?

I'm on Sup Forums aren't I? :^)

>t. Indian

Just finished a 1500 word paper that's due in 2 weeks, feels good man

do you plan ahead?
I don't, my plans always end up like pic related

isnt milk basically cow piss anyway? and being cheap is a positive

i can't l believe that mattpatt is still doing those shitty theories videos

>Just finished a 1500 word paper that's due in 2 weeks, feels good man

sweet, you should smoke weed during all the time you saved

extremely uncool !

NO BULLYING
O

B
U
L
L
Y
I
N
G

Who here taxidermying a small mouth bass while shitposting?

>1500 words

Last year of high school?

...

Now that's a real woman

You're the only one.

What anime is this?

How often do you actually eat breakfast like this, or pancakes?

I can't imagine you getting up early every morning to cook desu

bible black

>I'm on Sup Forums aren't I? :^)
Yeah but I'm on Sup Forums and i'm fairly happy

youtube.com/watch?v=FZvGzp5VKxs

What are you guys listening to at the moment?

Sundays only

boku no pico

>Yeah but I'm on Sup Forums and i'm fairly happy

The Jews did it

>drinking milk run off

once or twice a week

none of that takes very long to cook

You can't speak for everyone, there might be a few others

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and the weekend. I have class at 8 on Tuesday and Thursday

You're literally the only one

>fairly

Sounds like you don't really believe that user.

what do you usually drink before you go to sleep?

You can't possibly know that

a warm glass of milk, just like gramma gave when I slept over

What do you eat on the other days?

So every day for you?

yuri on ice

no, I usually just eat cereal

Hey i've been to Aachen
On other days I eat toaster waffles or cereal

nothing

I've been having a rough time of it lately

a big cup of water

You guys are voting for Kanye right?

>toaster waffles

Americans are weird

semen

Was about to say "Kanye could never become president it's just a meme," but then I remembered what happened last time I said that a year ago on /cum/.

Eating cereal as an adult is seen as a childish thing in germany

Lately, it has been whisky.

New Zealand?

I hope those digits made you feel better.

fake

>not buying your favorite childhood cereal with your hard earned Wagecuck bucks

ISHYGDDT

>it's real
>they've added Stag semen to the menu because it was so popular

>metro.co.uk/2011/06/28/horse-semen-sold-in-new-zealand-pub-59769/
It isn't

>metro.co.uk

>order shot in canadian bar
>get this

>firstwefeast.com/drink/2015/08/semen-beer-new-zealand-green-man-pub
>stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen
>stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots

>his ___ isn't ____

ha ha ha

>not liking Metro
Fag

>Mexican information literacy

>be American
>can't resist eating the toe

cbc.ca/news/canada/north/customer-swallows-human-toe-in-dawson-city-bar-1.1331325

Seems manly

>Sunday morning
>wake up feeling horny
>browse porn but don't fap
>go out, run errands etc etc
>late evening
>timetofap.png
>locate the same stuff I was looking at before
>it all seems even hotter than it was in the morning for some reason
>start getting a little into it
>always try to last through all the 50+ tabs I have open, but this time only make it like 10-15 tabs in
>get that feeling in the base of my benis
>panic and let go of dick
>still cum
>half-heartedly rub out the rest
>mfw

Does it get harder to last longer as you get older? I'm 25. I don't know what the fuck happened.

*hits you*

milk

>Does it get harder to last longer as you get older?

The opposite if anything...

*deflects the punch and breaks your arm*

nothing personnel, kid

>>get that feeling in the base of my benis
explain

Made a thread

The feeling of cum making its way up from my balls through the base.

*starts CRYING*

>he doesn't live in the midwest

no tornados yet

But I do
What state u in senpai

Wisconsin here

What is /cum/s childhood cereal?

This is mine