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remember that being nice to people is cool, anonymous !
t. dork
I've been thought that Canada is one of states of the US.
fag
How's it going /cum/?
>having a real bad day
>take some bottles out to recycle
>old guy with raspy voice is collecting them
>bring out all my bottles, probably $10 worth of deposits
>guy tells me he has throat cancer
>radiation didn't work
>don't feel so bad about my day anymore
why I first started coming here desu
Who /thanksgiving prep/ here?
I have my cornbread in the oven for the stuffing I'm gonna make tomorrow. Is it sad that I'm making myself a dinner alone and watching movies and smoking weed all weekend? I'm looking forward to it.
youtube.com
Please post what you're listening to, Thanks a lot, appreciate it
*downs a glass of 2%*
mmmm
delicious and nutritious
bad posts
Good enough I suppose
>2%*
>His flag has ONE star
Don't talk to me
good man
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2% is the logical choice between calories and taste
>2%
why not just drink a glass of butter
talking to u
Wait, do you guys not drink whole milk? If you're going to drink milk drink milk, not water.
god dammit, meant for
John Denver
Is something wrong?
vikings play first game
I'm ether going to have a great or horrible thanksgiving
Stop doing that
stop flooding the market with cheap cow piss
mmm ok then
>Is something wrong?
I'm on Sup Forums aren't I? :^)
>t. Indian
Just finished a 1500 word paper that's due in 2 weeks, feels good man
do you plan ahead?
I don't, my plans always end up like pic related
isnt milk basically cow piss anyway? and being cheap is a positive
i can't l believe that mattpatt is still doing those shitty theories videos
>Just finished a 1500 word paper that's due in 2 weeks, feels good man
sweet, you should smoke weed during all the time you saved
extremely uncool !
NO BULLYING
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Who here taxidermying a small mouth bass while shitposting?
>1500 words
Last year of high school?
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Now that's a real woman
You're the only one.
What anime is this?
How often do you actually eat breakfast like this, or pancakes?
I can't imagine you getting up early every morning to cook desu
bible black
>I'm on Sup Forums aren't I? :^)
Yeah but I'm on Sup Forums and i'm fairly happy
youtube.com
What are you guys listening to at the moment?
Sundays only
boku no pico
>Yeah but I'm on Sup Forums and i'm fairly happy
The Jews did it
>drinking milk run off
once or twice a week
none of that takes very long to cook
You can't speak for everyone, there might be a few others
Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and the weekend. I have class at 8 on Tuesday and Thursday
You're literally the only one
>fairly
Sounds like you don't really believe that user.
what do you usually drink before you go to sleep?
You can't possibly know that
a warm glass of milk, just like gramma gave when I slept over
What do you eat on the other days?
So every day for you?
yuri on ice
no, I usually just eat cereal
Hey i've been to Aachen
On other days I eat toaster waffles or cereal
nothing
I've been having a rough time of it lately
a big cup of water
You guys are voting for Kanye right?
>toaster waffles
Americans are weird
semen
Was about to say "Kanye could never become president it's just a meme," but then I remembered what happened last time I said that a year ago on /cum/.
Eating cereal as an adult is seen as a childish thing in germany
Lately, it has been whisky.
New Zealand?
I hope those digits made you feel better.
fake
>not buying your favorite childhood cereal with your hard earned Wagecuck bucks
ISHYGDDT
>it's real
>they've added Stag semen to the menu because it was so popular
>metro.co.uk
>order shot in canadian bar
>get this
>his ___ isn't ____
ha ha ha
>not liking Metro
Fag
>Mexican information literacy
>be American
>can't resist eating the toe
cbc.ca
Seems manly
>Sunday morning
>wake up feeling horny
>browse porn but don't fap
>go out, run errands etc etc
>late evening
>timetofap.png
>locate the same stuff I was looking at before
>it all seems even hotter than it was in the morning for some reason
>start getting a little into it
>always try to last through all the 50+ tabs I have open, but this time only make it like 10-15 tabs in
>get that feeling in the base of my benis
>panic and let go of dick
>still cum
>half-heartedly rub out the rest
>mfw
Does it get harder to last longer as you get older? I'm 25. I don't know what the fuck happened.
*hits you*
milk
>Does it get harder to last longer as you get older?
The opposite if anything...
*deflects the punch and breaks your arm*
nothing personnel, kid
>>get that feeling in the base of my benis
explain
Made a thread
The feeling of cum making its way up from my balls through the base.
*starts CRYING*
>he doesn't live in the midwest
no tornados yet
But I do
What state u in senpai
Wisconsin here
What is /cum/s childhood cereal?
This is mine