That lunch was great!

>That lunch was great!
>I'm so thankful that you took me to lunch today
>But I'm still hungry... in a different way~

>*farts*

>*sharts*

*offers her human flesh*

*shits*

>*whips dick out and cums on table*

>yeah, i know, this japanese food is shit
>let me take you to a serbian restaurant

Is that Mountain Dew?

Da fuq?

*grabs her by the pussy*

What does a gf feels like /r9k/

>implying """""""she""""""" has a pussy

Bitch, what are you even saying?
Order me more Unagi.

Offer her your cream cannellone if you know what i mean

>cums in spoon

>I don't have what you need to sate your hunger but I know someone who does

D-do you want some ice cream? I-I heard people have a second stomach for desserts.

>Hold that wonderful thought one second m'lady
>*goes to bathroom*
>*sneaks out of restaurant without paying*
>*naruto runs home to play videogames*

Bitch how much more can you eat

I know that place.

>not knowing pussy (male type)

RUN

She's power hungry and will abuse your socio-economical position for her personal gain.

>T-there's a pizza place across the street if you want something different

>That was great!
>I'm so thankful that you look me to lunch today
>But-
Yeah, I know where this is going. You've got to get back to your boyfriend that you somehow "forgot" to mention until just now.
>I'm still hungry... for penis~
Oh, Australia. You're always so chipper and optimistic, even in the face of a detrimentally-babying government and a biological minefield of a backyard.

Have this.

this is in SEA or thailand is it?

>in a different was~
So like, thirsty?

What did you mean by that?

bitch I won't feed you my dog!!!

>not wavedash home
Fucking pleb get on my level

*grabs AK*

good post, but it's chinese food fyi

``Girl" is designed to look like corean
Text in the background is Thai.

>Okay! Let's go back to my place
>Here, eat this bowl of eggs

nah not exactly if you're asian you can differentiate between them easily
thais have thick brows compared to others for ex

is that dog food? lmao fucking chinks

>never tasted dim sum
>go thailand
>all you can eat dim sum
>tfw

>You dont have to tell me what happened, but you will have to eat all of these.

I give her the bowl.

absolutely haram
fuck off bitch

it's pronounced 'bussy' my friend

...

Wow she is so plastic, look how her skin reflects artificial light.
If this is god-tier for chinks, I understand they do prefer having sex with actual plastic sexdolls.

Like bags of sand.

give me thai slut

NEED adulatory Thai slutfriend

>*get confused and jab her*

>Oh, Australia
One to talk but still gave me a laugh