Columbus 'crew'

>columbus 'crew'
>houston 'dynamo'
>chicago 'fire'
>seattle 'sounders'
>colorado 'rapids'

>710
>71
>7-1
WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING??????

>brazil

>zika 'virus'

This and anything else that gets posted

>brazil huehues

>7
the number of goals scored on brazil
>1
the number of goals brazil scored
>0
the number of white people in the entire country of brazil

>brazil 'economy'

>brazil

...

Kek

brazilian "people"

on the topic of brazil why are they the shemale capital of the world?

i understand that the great economic and racial disparities along with it's colonial history can introduce a nation-wide inferiority complex that is born-out mentally in the form of sexual disorders like transexualism but is there a more specific reason why all the best tranny porn is made in brazil?

My sides

I've heard that 1 in 7 people are shemales actually

did you miss the worst one on purpose?

...

>OP has not responded in his own thread yet

g-guys, I think you went too far this time....

brazil user, don't do it!
come on, at least you scored a goal

You are all distracting from his point which is that American football team names are fucking embarrassing

Exactly what I was thinking. The ones OP mentioned are of course truly dreadful but none of them are as bad as "Real Salt Lake" and "Sporting Kansas City". Do Americans just like being the laughing stock of the world or something?

shut the fuck up nerd lol

>san jose 'earthquakes'
>new york 'jets'

You have 1 point there, England.

>"Manchester United"
>"real" madrid
Who the fuck are you guys to talk shit

chicago fire is the worst imo

i mean why would you name your team after a tv show lmfao

'Real' means royal in spanish

>mighty ducks of anaheim

>OP using a proxy
Nice trying to derail the 7 - 1 slaughter m8

top fucking kek

I know what it means I'm fucking mexican lmao it's still a poopy name

Still makes more sense than taking that name to Utah

Anyway, over time those names get legitimacy. Nobody thinks of Man Utd as being some gay collective or Arsenal being a repository of guns because the teams have actually accomplished shit. With US franchises that will never happen as they get uprooted from their fans and taken somewhere else. And the way US leagues move franchises away is almost sickening

construir el muro

>Germany
>talking about walls.

BTFO

Literally all of the names besides Dynamo I guess are based on the cities or areas they play in

Are you that fucking uneducated that you don't know that?

What are some """great""" British team names? Hmm?

>Utah Jazz

Because when one thinks of jazz music, how you could you not think of a state of a incestuous, Afrophobic Mormons?

English footy names are just as bad, lad.

Wasn't the "Real" tag bestowed upon them by the King of Spain though? That's kinda cool tbqh

I feel like the "Wanderers" and "Rovers" name is kinda underrated, if I was given an MLS franchise I'd definitely use one of them. The A-League has the Western Sydney Wanderers which is a pretty dank name

They were in New Orleans before, that's why they're called the Jazz

>Great British team names
Stenhousemuir. Checkm8

You're reaching with that obscure pick. We're talking about the EPL faves.

Exactly my point

>Crystal Palace
Thought americans would be all over that desu

I meant Real Salt Lake but that's pretty ridiculous too

A FUCKING GLOBE

>LA "Galaxy"
>LA "FC"
>Anything with FC that's not a yuropoor club
>Orlando "SC"

lel

That's just the city though...

And that's why I can never tell the difference between MLS and WNBA. Both the sports themselves and the names of the teams come from the same vein.
But they're still better than "football club"
>try to hipster meme it up by saying football when your league is literally called soccer

Btfo

>Minnesota United FC
>The Loons

JUST

Is "Real" Madrid really any worse than "Great" Britain?

>71
it's eternal

>construir
>muro

back to language class mehmet

too bad 9-11 aint.

The Galaxy didn't cause a tragedy in LA. Earthquakes and Jets have fucked over San Jose and New York.

"Real" means "royal" in Spanish. It's a title that is bestowed on a club by the King of Spain. So there's Real Madrid, Real Sociedad, Real Betis, etc

Hardly surprised that an American is stupid as fuck 2bh

Kek

Brazil rekt as always! Tchau querida!

>7-1

which city has the rowdies? they sound like a team that doesn't take any crud from anyone

please continue hating us and our teams and our fans. Americans like nothing more than being underestimated and disrespected. It drives us to make changes and improve on things the rest of the world has given us (only later do we fuck them up). But just remember, in 2050, when we dominate soccer (we are a country with more Germans than Germany, more Brits than England, and more of everything else than most other places combined), we told you that plastic is pretty hard to destroy (its why we have rules about it for landfills).

...king? in 2wentyKay 6ixteen?

construcción de muro

Decent

Tampa bay. My teams playing them next round in the cup la

Depends on how you look at it. I think the names are a little embarrassing. But they're created for an audience doesn't REALLY love soccer or know that much about the places where these teams play.
Part of that has to do with the franchise nature and lack of history of these sports teams. Sure, the teams could go digging for artifacts that connect the name of the team to something truly significant in the region or city but they don't usually do that. I guess it take too much work? the first thing I would suggest is to find the names of teams that existed in the earliest time of organized sports and just continue with that.

They basically just choose names based on what kids would like I think. Kids love shit like dinosaurs and cartoon renderings of wild animals.

Mobile, AL minor league soccer will be named the Wanderers.

>colorado rapists

>they literally named a team where a fire killed dozens of people

Liverpool stampede

wtf did this actually happen

yes but the funeral pic is of someone else entirely

AMERICA
FUCK YEAH

If i take a pic of the shit I'm taking,would you guys want to see?

that only raises more questions than answers. who the fuck is the juggalo funeral pic of?

obviously not retard