Is there a more pathetic """sporting""" nation than America? There literally isn't a single redeeming feature about this shitstain of a country. >NFL LITERALLY one of the worst sports ever made. The nicest thing that can be said about it is that they must have put a lot of effort into making it as braindead as possible so it can be fed to the retarded American mass market >Basketball Almost as dumb, but at least it's mildly athletic >Baseball Literally cricket but without any of the features that make it remotely entertaining. The average baseball fan will believe themselves to be intellectually superior to other Americans for watching a sport with slightly more depth than the NFL, but let's be honest, it fucking sucks. It's almost entirely devoid of tactics or athleticism. >Ice hockey Ugly men on ice hitting each other with their sticks. Tell me why anyone wants to watch this. >Soccer This is LITERALLY the worst part of America. Many Americans realise that their sports are atrocious and will instead bandwagon a EPL team in a pathetic attempt to appear cultured or intellectual. They have never attended a game of their chosen club, never been to their city or their fucking country and has NO attachment whatsoever to the club. Despite all this, they will willingly cuck themselves to a Big Strong European and their Big Strong Sport.
Nuke when.
Lucas Mitchell
Give me a (You) if you would take that girl behind the woodshed.
Kayden Torres
and shoot her?
John Miller
Please watch our sports
Matthew Lee
Dont be gay, papua new guinea.
I watch your sport, so dont be mad
Brayden Rivera
This is a good post, especially about football, I always try and make they point but you've elucidated it much better than I have
Lel
Thomas Gomez
>papua new guinea
0/10
Eli Cook
Fucking retard
Joseph Cooper
another australian mad that no american gives a fuck about aussie rules
it's okay pal, just because us big strong americans don't watch your sport doesn't mean it's bad
Connor Rodriguez
I'd fuck that girl.
Nolan Hall
>girl I think you mean "beast"
Ayden Richardson
this, tttt (to tell the truth
Kayden Reed
This is an elite truth bomb.
Adrian Rivera
There has LITERALLY NEVER been any attempt to make AFL an international sport by ANYONE.
If Americans started watching it the sport would be ruined by constant ad breaks, protective equipment and rules being changed to reduce physical contact.
Please don't watch our sport
Robert Clark
Isn't pork considered Haram?
Parker Johnson
Why do you care?
Jordan Sullivan
>its a third world country is mad at america thread
Sorry we run the world with the highest GDP. Now mow my lawn shitskin
Cameron Adams
What if you're an Australian super athlete and you fail and our so called brain dead sport?
Brody Stewart
It's another "I'm so irrelevant I have to talk out of my ass for attention" episode
Hudson Rivera
please please PLEASE watch our sports
Jayden Smith
>bait
naw m8, not when you're calling flopgrass and grabass """"legit"""" sports
Thomas Hernandez
>rules being changed to reduce physical contact.
You realize that's happening in the AFL too, you fucking dimwit.
Alexander Peterson
Reminder Hayne was a LITERAL reject in Australia and managed to play multiple games in the NFL despite having NEVER played the """sport""" in his entire life. Reminder tens of thousands of Americans dedicate their lives to NFL and will never even get a fucking glance from a selector.
Thomas Perez
i see the upcoming summer olympics are starting to make other nations paranoid. don't worry, the end will be swift and painless as usual.
Parker Davis
>America's """athletic""" heroes >one marries a tranny >the other marries a Kardashian and becomes a tranny
kek
KEK
K-E-K
Logan Rivera
r u avin a stroke m8
Jayden Thomas
reminder I would literally kick an American in the face if they came near me
Elijah Diaz
Reminder that he competed against US "athletes" all jacked up on PED's without having to stoop to their level.
Reminder that he's just played a third sport at an international level.
Cooper Reed
reminder you are a gun-cucked faggot who'd be dead, good day sir
Jack Evans
fite me irl fgt
Anthony Hall
>good day sir Knit your socks
Aiden Phillips
>Getting absolutely bantered the fuck out >muh muh guns!
Americucks will defend this.
Ryan Taylor
I think about what you said and I'm just glad im fro the best country in the world.
Jack White
Using a proxy mate?
Thomas Martin
>America >literally needs to be made great again
Oliver Peterson
>inferiority complex real af
reminder that we never think about you
Jose Mitchell
...
Aaron Russell
>AFL a bunch of fairies in short shorts running around following a ball and pretending they're quidditch players
Brandon Foster
>the """"""""""flags"""""""""" in this """"""""""thread""""""""""
Michael Morris
kek, YOU are LITERALLY so desperate for attention from your Big Strong Americans that you are UNIRONICALLY defending them on an anime image board Kys
Easton Robinson
If Americans suddenly all got lobotomies and started watching AFL, Aussies would instantly claim that AFL is now the most popular sport in the world and instantly change the rules to suit the American market. Claiming you penal colony derelicts wouldn't sell your worthless souls to be popular in the U.S. is like a typical Aussie not drinking themselves into unconsciousness every chance they get.
Face it....You Aussies are just backwater ex-cons cross bred with Abbo's and with a huge inferiority complex when it comes to the U.S. Just like the rest of the world, you hate us because we run shit, have all the money, and the media that exports our greatness all over the world. We are the big guys on the block and you are that annoying little kid that eats his boogers and makes noise so we won't ignore you.
Daniel Long
>Big Strong Americans
Cameron Lopez
Nice essay, loser
Julian Richardson
haha
Nathaniel Cook
Would let him cuck me
Nathan Carter
Why is this one Australian samefaggin so hard? Jesus.
Ayden Cruz
America has the third biggest population in the world, why aren't they the best at every sport?
Fucking underachievers tttt (to tell the truth).
Connor Wilson
salty retort Abbo
Aiden Williams
But we are the best at every sport we care about?
Gabriel Morris
>LE U R LE SANEBAG XD XD
Henry Cruz
OP has more words
Aiden Young
>LE U R LE SANEBAG XD XD
Austin Brooks
Not baseball Every other ""sport"" is only played in America
Ayden Lee
get laid m8
Gavin Kelly
>LE U R LE BURGIN XD XD
Jose Edwards
I feel bad for your parents.
Lucas Nguyen
>LE U R LE DISAPOINTNENT XD XD
Colton Edwards
This is beyond autistic.
Xavier Sanders
>It's a "world series" in a domestic US competition episode.
Topkek.
James Wood
>LE U R LE ORDISDIG XD XD
Charles Harris
it's not really an opinion though, if for whatever silly/cunt reason we gained interest in grabass (rugby) clearly the best teams/players would be from here soon after. history proves this to be true, facts are inconvenient I know.
Joshua Mitchell
I agree with op but everyone in this thread is autistic as fuck. Kill it with fire.
Jackson Phillips
KEK Literally no one can compete with the brave Maori islanders, let alone American lardasses
Jonathan Young
>third world sport "athletes"
the last kek is mine (:
Kayden Bennett
>America is first world
Camden Hill
Unfortunately for you there's drug testing in rugby, so I don't think you will?
Besides, we're not even in the top 5 largest rugby playing nations and are by some margin the best, so what evidence at all have you got that you won't get BTFO?
Hudson Martin
>it's a "aussies try to banter but get ensnared in a reverse banter paradox and end up triggering themselves" thread
Evan Jenkins
>Literally cricket but without any of the features that make it remotely entertaining >faggot paddle >entertaining pick one you empire loving cunt
Jacob Morales
Ahaha, going to post this one in /r/Sup Forums lads
Juan Wilson
t. Zhang
Benjamin Flores
Not just that, but the tranny's ex wife is now dating a black guy half her age
LGTSS
>white American "men"
Adrian Johnson
Kek at all the seething, poorious and apoopoolectic Americans
Liam Thomas
And his daughters are getting BLACKED on the regular
Isaiah Fisher
>ywn be as mad and obsessed with another country as op is with usa feels good, lads
Colton Clark
I am literally better than any of you
Blake Smith
Australia has the most powerful autists on Sup Forums lads, you can't even compete
Jackson Brooks
First thing I'd do is leash her and then force her to wear a cow suit. She'd of course wear a cow bell on her collar. I'd keep her in the shed in my backyard and tie her hands up. Then i'd attach a breast pump to to her breasts and feed her lots of cake. Day after day she'd eat cake. I'd toss in a bowl of water for her to drink. I'd take her out for about 2 hrs a day to get some fresh air and shit. When she's good and fat I'll sell her milk to the local farmer's market in town. 5-6 months and the only words left in her vocabulary will be "mooo!" and more!"
Adrian Baker
You don't want to do that
Michael King
>Splash News Heh
Nathaniel Hughes
Wait who's the one who married a tranny? BTW oscer da la hoey cross dresses and he's a hero in spicvile
Jordan Davis
...
Cameron Wright
...
Leo Foster
Your island and its shits sports are wothless to the rest of the world. Enjoy your island delusion faggots
Nicholas Sanders
>all this beautiful shitposting thank you based cunts
Brandon Scott
Shoot her full of cum, yeah.
Aiden Williams
Delet this
Eli Wood
Yes sir
Austin Hall
>she tells herself that her rolls are abs
Logan Ortiz
>its an aus thread
sage
Brayden Campbell
Don't you have an emu war to lose
John Robinson
Literally the only defense against the elite strong muscular southern hemisphere is ameriqueers falling back on moot saying that aussies were shit posters. How does it feel to be so cucked by a country with less than a tenth of the population?