2016

>2016
>Not dropping out of life with bong in hand
>Not following the smoke towards the riff filled land

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>the year is 3030
>not wanting to be a dj
>not wanting to be an mc

>Not proceeding to Nazareth

>Not unearthing the creed of Hasheeshean

>there will never be a movie based on this album

YAY GUYZ LETS KEEP STRUMMING C POWERCHORDS FOR AN HOUR AND SMOKING WEED
> kill yourself

This and only this. I dismiss anyone I meet who doesn't shit all over this garbage ass album as a matter of course. Retarded Hot Topic™ try-hards need not even bother applying.

This method of acquaintance selection hasn't failed me yet, I'm currently surrounded by patricians on this glorious 9-11 Sunday. We're all laughing at this thread right now as a matter of fact.

Wow dude that's really cool that you don't like an album

What's even cooler is that you posted a picture of a roman statue to symbolize yourself, signifying that you're better than someone because you like different music that's just really cool

Dopesmoker is killer, shhhhh

>HURR DURRH WEED DUDE DURRH SMOKE LMAO WEEDIAN BRUH
lol

Truth hurts, I guess? I wouldn't know, not being a profound dumbass an' all.

I hope this is ironic

i dunno, i think you've gotta be a profound dumbass considering how hard you spazzed on the first half of that post

damn...rekt.

why are Celto-Germanic people much more beautiful than Mediterraneans

lol, of course you do. Being a dipshit an' all...
>i think
That's highly in doubt.

Holy shit. You are one autistic mother fucker.

Except it's not. In fact, only a profound dumbass would attempt to contest the notion. Funny how that works.

Sleep's Holy Mountain is kinda better though...

>uh oh he resorting to buzzwords and memes
Oh my, what a shocker.
>and now he's making my point for me
This would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad. Pic related.

shouldn't be postin pictures of yer mum on the internet m8

I agree OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=AEM-1kKcg7g

underrated riff.

if your music isn't complex it sucks

So clever. Here have a pic of one of the bloated unwashed hillbillies responsible for Dopesmoker.

>if your music isn't complex it sucks
>not liking killer riffs and hooks

m8, cmon, thats yer mum again i already told you
what are you doing man? she dont deserve this
she's a beautiful woman who has worked very hard to support you and you're repaying her with what? this? is this what your life has come to? postin pics of yer mum. for shame, m8. for shame.

youtube.com/watch?v=wCZdR-SmdlY

And another.. though it's about outdated production wise (albeit cheaply produce)

This thread is autistic as hell

Needs more riffs.

When I look at this sloppy fat hayseed playing the same riff for three hours all I can think is one word...

..."contempt".

Because it takes some true contempt to pull that kind of bullshit over on an audience. The emperor being naked is one thing but staying naked for close to 20 years takes some nerve.

>Been contemplating it for some years
>Depression forces me to keep going. If I just laze around and do only the things I want to do then I feel like I'm a worthless sack of shit
>If I quit life it wont be as easy to get money for smoke

Fucking slayed him lmao

>Because it takes some true contempt to pull that kind of bullshit over on an audience. The emperor being naked is one thing but staying naked for close to 20 years takes some nerve.
You don't feel the riff then?

Våga vägra vaccin

lol, these two tubs of lard?

Once they figured out their brain-dead audience would consume *literally* anything they shit out they realized they'd won the lottery, sat back, and started downing cheeseburgers like they'd retired in a Dairy Queen.

yeah they did let themselves go

It's the munchies, man.

> Not knowing Al lost a shit ton of wight.

youtube.com/watch?v=2qfNvohnlv0

Why so salty?

lol, why wouldn't they?

They know those dumb dilettante shits will always be there for now on.
>Al: Relax, Matt. We'll just loop some bullshit riff for an hour and sell a "limited edition" cassette. We won't even have to tour for six months!
>Matt: Maybe we could do it in two different colors, I just had another Les Paul stolen.
>Al: Fuck! Another one? Good thing our audience is so unbelievably fucking stupid, huh?
>>Matt: Huh huh, yeah, good thing.

>some bullshit riff
You clearly didn't feel it.

Nice salt user.

Could be worse.

Pic related, I could be a meth mouthed country bumpkin looking to preggers my first cousin.

>image
lol

Nobody on Sup Forums would care about this album if it wasn't for the cover.

Also, they're going to be sucking each others dicks for a drop of liquid if they're smoking weed in the Sahara.

Cool.

Kys. Pretentious fucker.

These guys just enjoy riffs. Their fans enjoy their riffs.

Your salt won't stop them from being unhygienic hillbillies. They don't care.

Any other Best-coast fags going to see Om in November?

>we as philistines patronize their simplistic garbage music
>Your salt won't stop them from being unhygienic hillbillies. They don't care.
lol

Holy shit, what an endorsement.

Wow lit up, hey how's grade 7 going? It can be quite a transition from grade 6

Never smoked in my life and never will but this is one of my favourite albums desu.

Cash money says you're a hick.

>ITT: Y'ALL BEEN FROOSHED!!!!

Seriously, come on by /gg/ anytime for another delicious taste of the one and only Sup Forums God Troll™!

Tell 'em ol' Roman sent cha!

Al's lost weight , asshole

I don't care, you stupid fuck.

I can't expect more from a RHCP fangirl

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh....

...just assblasted dreams now....

You stupid bitch

It's very upsetting

...

> Get fucked

It totally is

100% better lol
dopesmoker is so shit

for you

>Dopesmoker
2fast4me

hipsters make me laugh

Why hipster ?

Faggots make me laugh

why ? they tickle you from the inside ?

Why not?

Seriously though, handlebar mustaches.

>he's still this assmad
Yes, just like that.

Entertain Froosh. Make Froosh laugh.

>dude! i love sunn oh!

No real hipster will pronounce the O

....the "O"?

pls stop :'(

yes it's a silent O

Ok, I will.

But if only if you beg me.

with silent parentheses

Plsss stop posting pictures of this untalented asshole , sempai

W-wait, t-the O is s-silent?

Ok, since you begged me nice like that.

I'm nothing if not fair.

MUH DROOOOOOOOOOO)))NE

The Holy Mountain does it for me

>current year
>not doing this
Psssh what is WRONG with you, bucko?

>8883