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bart

fuck off JF

you are all merely my pawns in this game I like to call life

>finds the real you

aaaaha you plonker

plonker???????

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

JF???????

Doing an order of pizza lads, what do you want?

bort sampsan

cornetto

Pizza???????

a smoked mozzarella and pulled emu pizza with extra crispy crust smothered in gravy and red onions please lad

wasn't asking you but

alri thailad

the average willy is much more aesthetically pleasing than your average box ngl

cheese, ham, and onion (cooked pineapple is gross)

listening to a choon
(provided on request)

DON'T LET YOURSELF GOOOOO

thailad like pizza too

RE:listening to a choon

about that request la

yes but a vag is a vag

RE: RE:

haha bender

Dear lad, here is the choon you requested
youtube.com/watch?v=8jAglbdwRzQ
Sincerely, me

RE:
can you please send me the notes from the last tutorial session?

FOM

poof

why is /brit/ so fucking weird?

>cooked pineapple is gross

el puelto liqueño hahahahha

>FOM

what did he mean by this?

*sneaks up behind you*
*takes my willy out*

*slaps you upside the head with it and runs away laughing*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LADS I JUST FUCKING COCK'D THAT FUCKING CUNT HAHHAHAHAHA

student services is going to hear about this

want to hear a real song?

hehe

hehehe

hehehehe

RE:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nah mate I'm alright

*invites you up to my treehouse for a playdate*
*decide it's time for your "initiation"*
*me and my mates swarm around you and pull down your jeans while you kick and shout, and giggle with merriment as your soft willy flops out*
*we finish stripping off your trousers and retreat to the opposite side of the room, pointing and laughing*

Joke's on you lad. And we're telling everyone you peed.

jokes on you I wanted to feel an aussie cock all along : - )
I win

and get some wings

8
k

janny application got accepted lads

time to drain the /brit/ swamp

*walks into the treehouse*

*spies the naked supple man on the ground*

*takes my willy out and shoves it up his arse*

AARRRROOOO

haha very original reply to that specific poster
haven't seen that only a few posts earlier

excellent

oye ya tu sabeh

g*y c*nt

*puts a bullet in your uncles head*
Heh, nothin personell sasanach

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stomachs rumbling

gonna have to whip something up

I'm the Mountain rising high it's the way that I survived
I'm the Mountain tell my tale the greatest story's now for sale
I'm the seaside I'm the waves I'm the one that makes you crave
I'm the valley I'm the hills look at me I'm standing still

why does everyone here ignore mexicans even when they get trips

my dad's got one of those

they're fucking disgusting

>not enjoying the purgatory feeling as your stomach digests itself

*dashes into the house to grab my polaroid*
*climbs back up to the treehouse to see my mates holding the puerto rican lad down while you give him a good tossing*
*takes some naughty pictures*

Dirty Mike and the boys are gonna love hearing about this one

ignore who

come, break me down

*breaks you down*

*gives 10 years of reddit gold*

*looks at the pictures while bumming that faggot puerto rican*

oh man let's fucking show all the girls this, they'll FREAK and he'll NEVER get a prom date hahahahaa

...

doing a howl at this OC

need a good instagram name

*high-fives you, knowing we made yet another foreigner unwelcome*

cheers mate. oughta shove him in a locker

interesting story lads

I'm enjoying this social experiment with the superior anglo gods

everyone filtered him ages ago

I disavow the alt-right

was Offa's Dyke any taller back in the day or was it always meant to be a symbolic border

doing a endorse of the alt-right

having some jellied eels

MEMECITY

>Puerto Rican
>foreigner
>American education
you can't help but fuck up even when you're shitposting

I had fun with an Australian tonight on /brit/ at the expense of a Puerto Rican.

you're foreign to britain m8

What

crossdresser

doing a morning bassline skank out

mean shes got cock and balls

glad to help daddy ;)
yes but the treehouse is located in Tennessee

hehe poorto reekan

excellent

any more pics? :x

I appreciate the (You)s ;"
xxxo

*loudly clears throat*

willies

>that wig
if they're going to use shit quality wigs and accessories why even bother?

trump slaps your gfs ass with a referendum to become independent, remain the same or become a state

what do you do?

...

hot

>conservatives

Nah it was the same size, but people were just really small when it was built

suck his cock and beg him for statehood apparently

>tfw ywn be the trump supporting chad thundercock that consoled her with cock on the night of the election

>Shiela
what are the odds?

all puerto ricans should be killed

rude
We're brainwashed but we're good, we geniunely dindu nuffin

this

what's the practical difference between statehood and free association

Does anyone else actually feel sad when they see a Canadian flag? Like not in a memey way, I mean like actually experiencing negative emotions when they see a leaf.

business idea: kill everyone but me and you

haha you're just testing me I'm sure of it
haha good one : - )

u got brown boipucc?

It's like pity mixed with a annoyance, because it's a literal joke of a country.