australia edition
/brit/
bart
fuck off JF
you are all merely my pawns in this game I like to call life
>finds the real you
aaaaha you plonker
plonker???????
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
JF???????
Doing an order of pizza lads, what do you want?
bort sampsan
cornetto
Pizza???????
a smoked mozzarella and pulled emu pizza with extra crispy crust smothered in gravy and red onions please lad
wasn't asking you but
alri thailad
the average willy is much more aesthetically pleasing than your average box ngl
cheese, ham, and onion (cooked pineapple is gross)
listening to a choon
(provided on request)
DON'T LET YOURSELF GOOOOO
thailad like pizza too
RE:listening to a choon
about that request la
yes but a vag is a vag
RE: RE:
haha bender
Dear lad, here is the choon you requested
youtube.com
Sincerely, me
RE:
can you please send me the notes from the last tutorial session?
FOM
poof
why is /brit/ so fucking weird?
>cooked pineapple is gross
el puelto liqueño hahahahha
>FOM
what did he mean by this?
*sneaks up behind you*
*takes my willy out*
*slaps you upside the head with it and runs away laughing*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LADS I JUST FUCKING COCK'D THAT FUCKING CUNT HAHHAHAHAHA
student services is going to hear about this
want to hear a real song?
hehe
hehehe
hehehehe
RE:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nah mate I'm alright
*invites you up to my treehouse for a playdate*
*decide it's time for your "initiation"*
*me and my mates swarm around you and pull down your jeans while you kick and shout, and giggle with merriment as your soft willy flops out*
*we finish stripping off your trousers and retreat to the opposite side of the room, pointing and laughing*
Joke's on you lad. And we're telling everyone you peed.
jokes on you I wanted to feel an aussie cock all along : - )
I win
and get some wings
8
k
janny application got accepted lads
time to drain the /brit/ swamp
*walks into the treehouse*
*spies the naked supple man on the ground*
*takes my willy out and shoves it up his arse*
AARRRROOOO
haha very original reply to that specific poster
haven't seen that only a few posts earlier
excellent
oye ya tu sabeh
g*y c*nt
*puts a bullet in your uncles head*
Heh, nothin personell sasanach
stomachs rumbling
gonna have to whip something up
I'm the Mountain rising high it's the way that I survived
I'm the Mountain tell my tale the greatest story's now for sale
I'm the seaside I'm the waves I'm the one that makes you crave
I'm the valley I'm the hills look at me I'm standing still
why does everyone here ignore mexicans even when they get trips
my dad's got one of those
they're fucking disgusting
>not enjoying the purgatory feeling as your stomach digests itself
*dashes into the house to grab my polaroid*
*climbs back up to the treehouse to see my mates holding the puerto rican lad down while you give him a good tossing*
*takes some naughty pictures*
Dirty Mike and the boys are gonna love hearing about this one
ignore who
come, break me down
*breaks you down*
*gives 10 years of reddit gold*
*looks at the pictures while bumming that faggot puerto rican*
oh man let's fucking show all the girls this, they'll FREAK and he'll NEVER get a prom date hahahahaa
...
doing a howl at this OC
need a good instagram name
*high-fives you, knowing we made yet another foreigner unwelcome*
cheers mate. oughta shove him in a locker
interesting story lads
I'm enjoying this social experiment with the superior anglo gods
everyone filtered him ages ago
I disavow the alt-right
was Offa's Dyke any taller back in the day or was it always meant to be a symbolic border
doing a endorse of the alt-right
having some jellied eels
MEMECITY
>Puerto Rican
>foreigner
>American education
you can't help but fuck up even when you're shitposting
I had fun with an Australian tonight on /brit/ at the expense of a Puerto Rican.
you're foreign to britain m8
What
crossdresser
doing a morning bassline skank out
mean shes got cock and balls
glad to help daddy ;)
yes but the treehouse is located in Tennessee
hehe poorto reekan
excellent
any more pics? :x
I appreciate the (You)s ;"
xxxo
*loudly clears throat*
willies
>that wig
if they're going to use shit quality wigs and accessories why even bother?
trump slaps your gfs ass with a referendum to become independent, remain the same or become a state
what do you do?
...
hot
>conservatives
Nah it was the same size, but people were just really small when it was built
suck his cock and beg him for statehood apparently
>tfw ywn be the trump supporting chad thundercock that consoled her with cock on the night of the election
>Shiela
what are the odds?
all puerto ricans should be killed
rude
We're brainwashed but we're good, we geniunely dindu nuffin
this
what's the practical difference between statehood and free association
Does anyone else actually feel sad when they see a Canadian flag? Like not in a memey way, I mean like actually experiencing negative emotions when they see a leaf.
business idea: kill everyone but me and you
haha you're just testing me I'm sure of it
haha good one : - )
u got brown boipucc?
It's like pity mixed with a annoyance, because it's a literal joke of a country.