/heem/ Conor is the natty GOAT edition

previous UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

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>mfw I realized conor is going to ko nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order

Schaub=GOD

based OP

Reminder to enroll your daughter in wrestling classes.

>"Hello darkness my old friend."

Rafael Carvalho would be top 3 in the UFC MW division if Dana stopped ducking him.

>O-Oim still the champ ye

kek

KEK

K E K

"Palhares? Heh, he won't hurt anyone no more."

Why aren't you a vegan yet?

Why does the second pic say Meebok on his shorts

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wtf

the fabric of the shorts is covering the top of the R

10/10

Ahh, you're right, didn't notice until fully zoomed in

lel, I hate connor's fucking face and I still haven't figured out what /heem/ means (new af to Sup Forums)

>newfag
>hates conor
pottery

happy easter everyone (miesha)

It's expensive.

Welcome fellow reddit friend

mma just doesn't interest me

/nba/ and nothing else, maybe /mlb/ as things take off later in the season

what is /heem/, pls?

Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes

it originated from some nigger saying 'heem sleepy' as 'him sleepy' when another nigger got KO'ed in a WSHH video. I think.

hey pal, we dont use those racist words here

Here
Everyone
Extols
Memes

It originated from overeem'the reem' koing people so some guy made a typo insteqd of typinf 'he got reemed' he typed 'he got heemed' and it stuck around

Heem
Everyone
Even
Yourself

thefreedictionary.com/heme

here we just bleed

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>Who wants to be a one-hit-wonder, right?

I'm not white, slaves fucked deshi girls when the white men brought them here, we have that in our mixed blood, I can say that.

backronyms everywhere

no

Tittle owner to fighting #9 ranking fighter not even on ppv, dana really was pissed off.

you're an idiot

ignoramus probably captures it better

It's from a WSHH video. Some guy get knocked out and a whole block beats this shit out of him then one guy yells heem sleepy. It is like "him sleepy" and now people use heem as a verb meaning to ko somebody. It is also more traditionally used to say things like heem sleepy, heem tappy, heem wobbly etc...

they are both coming from a loss, holm's manager asked dana for the rematch and dana said no fucking way

i'm rooting for schevi desu
schevi vs tate should be the goat of actually skilled womyn fighting who also happen to be hot
prove me wrong

nah, lad. nunes gonna take that belt. she told me personally that she has all the tools to beat miesha.

thanks Professor Meme

Will she win the championship tomorrow?

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>WSHH
ty

do you speak broken engrish too? that might've been the epithome of humor

Hopefully. I'll win $75 if she does

he's always the funniest guy in the thread, unironically

kinda, accent sounds a lot worse tho.
thanks, post the puppy licking her face at park webm, she looks less depressed there.

Who here /Thominhas/

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Pretty hype for this card

who has the worst boxing defense in all of mma

who you looking forward to see most? I like miranda.

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how do I achieve this mode lads?

>ufc fight pass

lots of good fights, i'll be watching it (FOR FREE)

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does cody have a chance?
wew

train hard till you go bald.

wide hips + 10/10 face

Kinda hoping to see Sterling lose and get kicked to Bellator

beat up someones boy for a living

He just renewed his ufc contract
Probably has at least 3 fights

Definitely, considering Almeida got lit up by Brad Pickett and Cody is a hard hitter. Probably still give it to Almeida

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>Cody is a hard hitter

When will this meme end

i think Almeida is way too confident in his chin and people here seem to ignore that. Another thing people are sleeping on is garbrants wrestling. Ive heard TAM say he would take Dillashaw down a lot in sparring. Almeida has a significant reach advantage. Almeida also uses his jab really nicely and I don't see garbrant giving him trouble at range or in the pocket. I think Almeidas style leaves him open to getting heemd and it is going to happen eventually unless he changes something, but I don't see Cody being the one to do it. My guess is garbrants plan is to wrestle him for the opening rounds, but Almeida will stuff the takedowns, scramble well and get a second round tko.

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>TAM

when will this gym die?

the fuck, pvz is listed at 5'4"...

>Ronda Rousey can beat you up. She can beat men up. She can beat me up. A lot of men don't want to deal with that but that's the truth. OK? Deal with it.
-Dana White

When Manlets finally learn

tbt Garbrandt vs Almeida is one of the best main events in a long time
Wouldn't be if Khabib vs Ferguson had happened, but still

depends what Faber does when he retires. Benavidez left, Dillashaw left, and Garbrant trains at Jackson/wink half the time. It's just Chad, Urijah, and PVZ left

>weighing in in bikins instead of just underwear

Almeida is also a brown belt in jitz too, so a submission is always possible

under whom?

dunno

>Werdum: An immediate rematch would be in order

bawahaha what a goof

because I'm not an idiot who completely changes my entire diet to be much healthier overall and then attribute my new sense of physical well-being solely to giving up meat and dairy a few times a week

i'd sooner get a tattoo or do drugs/alcohol before becoming a vegan

this guy is exposed af
he will have no KO's in his career from now on, screencap it

Masvidal vs Larkin should be a banger. Also curious to see Barao at 145 against Stephens who is huge for the division.

Guess which fighter this is

Joanna

Source: twitter

Can hardly blame him when Cain got one

I'd suckle on those toes desu

He deserves an immediate rematch, it was clearly an early stoppage.

Joanna better get out before she gets heemed:
Abbreviated to PiS, is a right-wing[16][17][18] national-conservative[2][3] political party in Poland. With 234 seats in the Sejm and 62 in the Senate, it is currently the largest party in the Polish parliament. The PiS are highly critical of homosexuality, sex and violence in the media.

Threadly reminder to train in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM in order to get submissions

>that HGH head

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Demian Maia only trains once a week in a gi

Hespec the gi and it hespec you

i'll sweat to death in gi lying in bed

Maybe you don't understand
3x a week
M I N I M U M