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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
stellar start to the thread
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
just want to confirm with everyone ITT I am in fact not a virgin
doubt
*throws up a cheeky sieg heil*
Wow, emigration to the US really left a dent in their population.
*trenches you in maple syrup*
Cuties 2bh lads
This is a Cara.
As a person of Irish heritage, the implication of this image and your post is highly offensive.
*quizzical expression comes across my face*
Hm?
*walks up to you*
*abruptly stops and stands straight up*
Hm....
*reaches down and grasps your genitals*
Heh, no.......
*turns around and leaves, chuckling under my breath*
nonymous 2 days ago dc2e99 No.25152
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
Cara is a lad? Huh
Well then lads? Would you?
sure
you have irish '''heritage'''
not a fan of the anti-Irish sentiment in /brit/ if I'm being honest
I'M NOT A VIRGIN
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what else should i ask for for christmas lads?
...
OI CUNT
don't ever reply to me again
Ah the smell of fried riceflakes
...
a book lad
thinking of this one myself
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m8 i pirate all my books
though i did ask for a nice ww2 picture book also...
>Well yes, I do consider myself to be a "book 'lad'"
*breastfeeds you*
nah, hate studying on the computer screen
always funnier when you explain it sheldon
t. Northern Irish
Poha Upma?
...
Book sauce!
Love embarrassing people who think themselves my intellectual equal
Whats your St Paddy's day name?
any racists or bigots in here better leave now before i get nasty
>why yes, I am Russian
...
Seriously need a boyfriend
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had lots of pretty pictures when i looked at it in the bookstore
seriously need a friend without a penis
bender
my scan is next tuesday
prognosis is tendinopathy
what will the treatment be?
NHS btw
I'm very hungry
give me the gimmicks
*pisses in your gob*
someone summarise the autumn statement as it's released please. too boring to watch
here's your (you)
Desperately need a BULL for my boyfriend
rock hard cock up your rectum
porn and anime should be banned
alri theresa
if it's a recent injury they'll probably do a coourse of steroid injections
if not, they have to resort to surgery
Only men are pro-porn... which should tell you it needs to be banned now
*presses the rewind button and watches as your piss goes back up your urethra into your bladder up your ureters into your kidneys back into your bloodstream
except all the women who make a living from it
porn rots the brain
internalised misogyny
thanks
I'm sure that will convince them to throw away their jobs
DAY
OF
THE
RAKE
Australia is a dessert shithole
yeah, all they have is pavlova
they put sprinkles on bread hahaha
can I get some extra salt?
porn is cuckold conditioning
this
anyone who watches porn daily is usually wrong in the head
next person that chats to me will be heemed out of existence
think on
Feeling like a wasteman lads
100s & 1000s*
*walks up to you*
hi cutie wanna chat?
*kisses your cheek*
lying tarts
flying farts
ayy
bby
runny sharts
*plans on ruling the world*
I though our honours system was fucking arsegravy, but the Yanks give their highest civilian decoration to Ellen DeGenerate for simply being a carpet muncher.
That fucking state of the United States.
I need to become a participant in life, not just an observer.
*participates in life*
wew that was boring
Why are girls so attractive? Even the bits that aren't commonly thought of as attractive, like ears and necks and collars.
>not being a conscientious objector
@577
guarantee this one's a nonce
bit nervous lads
job interview was meant to start 20 minutes ago
think they're just disorganized twats or something bad happened?
not by choice though
’'''''''pajeet''''''''' here, just landed. Slept for a few hours, watched a few films, did some work, drank 2 glasses champagne, 3 double G&Ts, 3 glasses of a very nice Safrican Chardonnay, and a glass of port with the cheese plate.
Gonna go get a massage at the arrivals lounge now loool
probably watches porn daily too
I like obama but this seriously tests my faith in him
>Outgoing US president Barack Obama admits to getting ‘kinda choked up’ while presenting the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ellen DeGeneres. ‘It’s easy to forget now just how much courage was required for Ellen to come out on the most public of stages 20 years ago.’ Other recipients included Tom Hanks, Robert De Niro, Robert Redford, Michael Jordan, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bruce Springsteen and Diana Ross
tbf he probably just does things his pr team tells him to do, but this is really pushing it
Loving life at the minute lads
Just need a tights gf to put the icing on the cake
they forgot about you hans
and you're too much of a beta to say anything about it kek
love necks tbqh
love kissing and biting them and getting mine kissed and bitten
Businesses are more disorganised than people think. They are probably running late.
*participates in life*
wew, that was overrated. no idea what that bloody tosser was on about
ahhh yes the stupid headhunters gave them the wrong number
alright here we go
>The presidential Blue House bought 364 pills in December, including 60 blue Viagra pills and the rest a generic version of the drug, according to the Democratic Party MP, Kim Sang-hee.
>Mr Jung said the pills were bought to treat altitude sickness for presidential aides and employees on Ms Park's May trip to Ethiopia, Kenya and Uganda.
aha right
The truest form of capitalism has never been tested
*ritually burns you at the stake*
>yanks trying to actionpost
Absolute fucking scum of the earth
Wouldn't surprise me if Brits had to pay for a license to breath 2bh