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Iowa Edition

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Good digits, good edition

i think you're cute, anonymous !

Y-you too

BIG ASS ANIME TIDDIES

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I have stepped foot in Iowa
Went across that bridge in Omaha lol

Iowa literally sucks balls. Its the stupidest state in the Union.

Not a fan either, but I did like Culver's.

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I do not see myself as a religious person.

I am a orange belt in judo. I bet I could smash each one of you to bits.

Conservatives and liberals are destroying the country. They should just die, like everyone else not intellectually capable of running the nation. Libertarianism is the true way.

Anime is art.

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It is amusing that you have shared this picture. A coincidence, so to speak, because I myself enjoy vaping too.

Is that so...

The more I use my inner reason, the more confident I grow that nihilism is fundamentally true in all aspects.

thinkin about going to costco today desu

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>no costco close to me
>even if there was, would still feel like a deviant just going there for the food court even though i don't have a membership

I love me some Costco. I only need to buy tp and paper towels like 3 times a year thanks to them.

yeah the thing is i don't even really need anything
but fuck i want a giant pie and a hot dog

tfw too intelligent to jerk off to 3DPD

Judge Judy is awesome.

anyone who disagrees with my simplistic opinions is a cuck

She passed away years ago desu

Iowa is like what would happen if Nebraska and Missouri had a child

The term “alt-right” is so broad as to be meaningless, since it encompasses a great number of groups with conflicting ideologies. In the interest of avoiding confusion, and promoting clearer political communication, one should instead refer to your opponent by their actual ideology.
To assist in this endeavour, some core ideologies of the “alt-right” are listed below:

gay libertarians
dude weed libertarians
chinless gun fetishists
obese preppers
edgy centrists
reactionary monarchists
traditionalist trap waifus
juche nationalists
gnostics/cathars/luciferians/esoteric hitlerists/smt fans
tuvan warlords
thot nationalists/fash-feminists
pagan LARPers
deus vult LARPers
romeaboo LARPers
transhumanist neoreactionaries
soft fascists
pleiadean starseeds
vrilomancers
zen and the art of meth addiction
2d supremacists
savitrian enviro-fascists

why do i browse a forum for the mentally handicapped every day?

for me, it's famous amos

the best chocolate chip cookie

not sure why you go to reddit

who /sarmatianneonomadicrussophobicnationalist/ here

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They should use an alligator as their mascot

Morning nerds. Time to go to the store. Need anything senpai?

>tfw dick is 2 inches larger than us average

I just spent over thirty bucks on a turkey breast Wew

never before has the name /cum/ been so apt

Is a kindle worth it? I read a lot and want to be able to instantly impulse by books.

dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets

I love cum

What ate you doing for Thanksgiving /cum/?

Visiting my dad. When I'm down I may get to meet the soon of his recent friend, who id a factory driver for Porsche.

You mean "what did you do"

nothing, since we don't celebrate it here, but I plan on buying a new jersey since I got some money on amazon since my birthday.
Which one would you guys choose?

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Twenty years ago lads. This game is my childhood. I was 9 when I got it for christmas from my uncle.

So many good times with this game.

Left

right

left if you want to look like a brazilian

>4 papers and 1 more exam across all my classes before finals

>making that god awful noise all day while that god damn hair blower can barely turn around a single leaf to accomplish a task that could've been done with a rake in half the time and make you fitter in the process

Who did Saratoga vote for?

2 more bombs

I'm making chicken/turkey stock right now.

My apartment smells great now.

Is it true white people don't know how to make chicken stock and stuffing?

I'm trying to take this french exchange student shooting. He seemed scared as hell when I brought it up at first.

trump

Excuse me honey but white people don't season they chicken and think putting things and jars and letting them rot is culture. White folks be colonizing PoC spaces and cooking is one sweetie.

Good morning kids.

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hmm

what vidya does Barron play?

dwarf fortress

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hmm

ck2

AMERI CU CK ED

Who members Brian Peppers? I member

brian peppers reminds me of the average finn

brian peppers likes bell peppers

Best eggnog coming through
I'm a fan for life

any poz cuckolds here?

FUCK YOU you racist peace of shit. You are probably from DUMBFUCKTOWN; IOWA and you eat cornhotdogs from your mothjers pussy while licking the dick of you are ebrother in the most American manner possible. You are one shit country of zero culture outside incest relations and eating fat foods.

>Not pumpkin spiced nog

t. brian peppers

Whats a job that will allow me to earn at least 60k per year and watch anime at work?

Not gingerbread with rum

i was a gas plant operator this summer and watched a ton of netflix and youtube on the night shift
didn't make 60k cause i was just a student but if i was a grad i would easily clear 60k. would never be caught watching anime though like wtf

FUCK /CUM/

I'll Fuck you until you /cum/

Fuck Bums/homeless people. Damn cowards who feed off people's emotions.

Gingerbread with rum sauce sounds pretty good

Me gustan las mujeres con muslos generosos.

I hate when they walk in the street when the light is red

It's always awkward as fuck, I try not to look at them

Update us in the future.

the person representing the united states of america on the international stage is a fucking Indian

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Oui

is pooing in the street more dignified than sharting in a mart?

She's white desu

All of the one here have nice bikes and a pile of stuff they lug around. They always seem to have a nice coat too

I don't give them a single cent, fucking scam artists

Colorado?

Guy from yesterday here who said he would eat spam.

Don't like it.

Sorry.

Just tastes like nothing with salt.

Aye dog

no when you shart its your problem (for the most part) but when you poo in street its everyone elses problem.

about as white as you pajeet

Should've made a fried spam sandwich

Virginia

Its salted meat. You're supposed to eat it with something else

Gomes?

t. Hood marketer

Should I study something that interests me or will enable me to make 20k more per year?

my misery knows no bounds

join the airforce