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REAL ISSUES and LOCAL POLITICS not marching and ideology ok thanks for listening bye

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timothy james byrne

first for NSDAP

JFK is the only president that attempted to topple the Rothschild Federal Reserve monetary system and he was assassinated months after that

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/ita/

gas the elite class war now

OMA FIYASTARTA
TWISTED FIYASTARTA

Wrong in every way possible

Deano is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him Deano and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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>tfw childhood friends all turned out to be deanos

Ohhh mate
*heavily puts down my pint for emphasis*
Tell you what, that Rachel Riley
*looks off into the distance, shaking my head*
She would fucking get it
She would
*starts humping the table*
FUCKING GET IT
*notices someone was trying to walk behind me at the time*
haha oh shit, sorry mate haha you're alright

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Im in the cinema watching Fantastic Beasts right now, what should I do lads?

I'll set you up with Chovy if you promise you'll help me with Carpaccio, deal?

You all say you'd heem reece, but how? Look at this bulky specimen

watch fantastic beasts in the cinema

Turn off your fucking phone

>trump wins
>DOW hits all-time historical highs and is getting higher every day

this must be the "trump effect" i keep hearing about

put your phone down and watch the fucking movie

JERRY KEKS OUT

Turn your fucking phone off, mate

have a wank

runt life

What about the dollar?

Yell Deano whenever someone makes an noise you can hear which interrupts the film.

Why are we calling Normalfags Deanos now?

alri Caesar

Deano is a normie but not all normies are Deanos

Fits the name gimmick
Rasheed
Rorke
Deano
Chad

>reality mod

FUCKING YES MY LAAAAAAAADDDDDD

Deanos are a subset of normies

>It's a Deano quotes ladbible or Inbetweeners episode
>It's a Deano imagines himself doing all the shit in one of his favourite Arctic Monkeys songs
>It's a Deano imagines himself as some hardcore drug user episode

Manlet with gyno looooool

>movie
FOY

/brit/ has successfully come up with a fitting name for deano's...but what is the British equivalent of 'Chad'? Does he exist? What is his name?

It's

"OKAY THANK YOU"

If someone offered you £50 would you soil yourself, granted you're both in public and there's no restroom for a good couple miles and you have to crabwalk home.

>tfw name is unironically dean

deano

Remember that Colin Farrel isn't the focus of the next four GUARANTEED movies

They're about Gandalf & his bf's zany gay adventures

not all normies are deanos you twat

of course it is deano

What should I do after that? Ive got a kebab in my bag, should I eat that?

missus is out with the girls tonight
Fifa at mine mate?
t. Smithster

alri deano

>work with a certified Deano
>leased auidi
>always wears gaudy designer clothes with the logo clearly visible
>overdone tryhard hair
>way too much cologne
such an utter pleb giga goyim

whats his actual stance on stuff?
I just see him get memed around

don't fill up on kebab or you won't finish your crab legs

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

It fits considering there's always some fucking knob named "Deano" in their groups, and he always turns out to be a massive wanker.

I like to pour red food colouring down my willy and pretend it's a volcano when i cum

Buckfast is actually quite a nice drink 2bh

did this but with hot sauce

Always surprises me when I see politicians and shit on wikipedia who don't have a definitive birthdate, just "sometime around this year"

Would think that'd be one of the first things listed on their/their parties website

the real question on everyone's lips
what does Smithster look like?

what are Icelandic deanos called?

Deano is not a chad
Deano is a tryhard dickhead
Chads are effortless alpha normies

like deano obvs


a mirror image, even

But what is a British chad called? Charles?

dazza
gazza
bazza
and deano

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Why is there always one legit retarded guy in a Deanos's group? Seems to be a correlating pattern.

this

sick of everyone thinking deano is just a chad or just your average normie

Not really sure

really need to get pen to paper lads haha

>gran just died

I'M GONNA BE RICH

mates (mate) growing five weed plants lads
2 amnesia haze+2 northern lights+1grandaddy purp

downies fit in well with brainless normie drones

Hm.

Every group has a retard
Even /brit/ has me

>Timposting is dead

mate of mine called deano went to a party with his cousin and tried ecstasy

now he always brings up this "amazing E party" whenever he gets the slightest opportunity

got called deano in walmart

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the mexican is more retarded than you tbf

u aren't a retard la

Will Poleaboo ever be happy do you think?

e's are good e's are good

massive choon coming through
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you're just a midget

Sorry for your loss?

Irish weather

poleaboo was doomed from the start

vicodin>e

Thanks(?)

if my parents died I'd probably never have to work again

Lads, where's a good place to get pictures of reasonably attractive lads?

Need 4 or 5, going to be catfishing on tinder for fun

fuck off ribena

Go on soc
Usually a couple attention whoring bellsniffs on

Still got mine saved, bring them out when they're appropriate
>tfw you will live to see the day when people just think you're posting some random bloke

don't see the fun in this
seems more pathetic than anything

Zack

how do we fix brits bros why are they so shit (exc scotland)

probably once he finds a sugar daddy yes

mummy's making me a curry lads

The fuck is dnp?

filtered

>talking with friend I've known since I was a child
>complete deano
>talking about lad we know who joined the british army
>deano: "Yeah he'll probably be over in Syria next year"
>me: "No the British army isn't in Syria lad"
>deano: "Oh right then lebanon or whatever"
>me: "not there either lad"
>deano: "jesus christ user I don't need a fucking history lecture"

Why do they choose to be ignorant