So, what's the deal with Southern Italy?

So, what's the deal with Southern Italy?

BEEPA BAPPA BOOPA

malta is better.

Malta is actually my favorite vacation destination

What a nice place.

Southern italy >>>> muh white northern italia

incredibly overrated just like the rest of italy, pizza is not an italian invention, neither is pasta, italian cheese is plain bad, ingredients all over the country are of low quality, and what can be said about italian landscapes other than they are plain and boring, towns don't have any charm and the language just sucks...nothing of worth in that boot shaped country.

Well It makes only sense that morocco would say that.

t. criminal

Two Sicilies best place, bueno culture

thanks daneland

it's not too late to come back

a sad wasteland

eh, nice history and food (sardinia is not southern italy tho)

please get me out of this shithole

How come Maltese people are so polite and nice compared to Italians who often are somewhat rude

they were never properly germanized, thats why they are so backwards

The argentinian hater! :DDD
We missed you, is everything OK? :DD

come here
i dunno

Even Rome is sort of dirty and disgusting, especially when you get out of the city center

Rome is a toilet

Because Maltese people like foreigners because you generally know most people in your town.
Also foreigners who come here are nice so we like to be nice back
Also shitalians believe they are the greatest country on earth.

But that's us.

its usually only northern italians who have a superiority complex tbf

Still not South tho :^)

>sardinia is not southern italy tho

Fuck you

Considering that you're on the brink of bankruptcy, I'm guessing you're getting there.

We polluted them with our moorish blood. Now they are doomed forever

>be brazil
>receive millions of southern italians
>Senna and the biggest industrialist of Latin America that single handedly industrialized São Paulo

>be USA
>receive millions of southern italians
>mafia, corruption, crime, murders
So, what's the deal with the USA?

There's nothing but sad qts there, because all men died in vendettas.

>Sardinia
>Italy

well memed

>be brazil
>be infested with brazilians
meh

really made me think

wtfffff I love southern Italy and brazil now

There was too many gangs in Brazil already, so the Italians had no room to facilitate a mafia there.

Kek the only thing polentaniggers (north "italians") can be proud of is muh white german rapebabbies and polenta.
And polenta sucks.
And they're not even that white, only a bit paler than us.

Meanwhile the all world knows italy thanks to south (and central) italy.

Polentazzi col culo in fiamme lol

Fuck off I an Sardinian therefore Italian and white

south italy is empty now, everyone moved to the north

There Teronnis and Northern Italians look down on them. All of the Guido shit heads here are descended from Southern Italians.

Image a malta like south italy. Italy superpower

>tfw being italian-american in new york, growing up with my grandmother making the BEST sauce this side a the world
>tfw realizing you arent actually italian, your race isnt responsible for any of the artistic or mathematic achievements given to "italians"
>instead you're a greasy sicilian mongrel who's ancestors raped their children or murdered each other for thousands of years

Yes, the Renaissance and their architecture is terrible. Pizza and being a peasant is far better.

>who's ancestors raped their children
What???

I have to admit: in reality I'm from the north but I cosplay as an angry annoying terrone so that foreigners may hate them and praise north italy.

Same but I'm Sardinian

Being a Lombard, I don't know your feel.

>sicilian
educate yourself, there are quite a few sicilian mathematicians, painters, sculptors, writes etc

>#Italy_is_white

>Be on hols in Italy
>Jap tour group go past
>All taller than the local Italians
What is going on here

jej

>What is going on here
memes

t. maurro marrone

>be Italian on holiday in london
>local manlets drunk on Becks try to start shit
>literally as tall as my nipple
>can't be bothered to interact with island little people
>proceed to have some fattie brit slag suck me off in the bathroom

9/10 holiday except for the encounter with the leprechauns

poor counter banter

t. CagliaritANO

>how to spot a casteddaio: lesson one

I've heard sardinians and sicilians are all criminals

>be on holiday in Germany
>full of tiny blonde manlets
>local turks tower over them

very strange holiday, still got the dicc sucked by a local nazi womanlet

Sardinia is probably safer than north Italy these days.

Is it true that on Siciliy most people drive in wrecks because there's a big chance they'll be stolen while people are at work, etc.

Sardinia is safer than Denmark

more like they are dirt poor

t. Sardinian

t. Dane

You got me

Our naughty eyeties are all Calabrese

:^)

pls no shitposting here :3 take a giant instead

feels bad man

Nope. Actually they all drive in expensie cars that they are never ever going to pay.

kill yourself, retard
>Being a Lombard
are you proud of being a fucking germanic?

damn, i have seen everything now

your people destroyed the roman civ and its people, your peope brought a dark age to those lands and you are proud of being a germanic?

>el haitiANO comes back

>Uncultured southern Italian unable to speak proper English.

Gentlemen, this is (also) why we hate terroni.

>northern Italian education is somehow better than southern

you're broke just like us polentazzo

>when you're not Italian and you can't understand what a "bestemmia" is because your occidental countries are more civilized than us.
>Porco dio feels god

Remember: it's better to be poor than to be from Napoli

I read that as "your pepe brought a dark age to those lands"

praise Kek