Will he ever be truly happy, Sup Forums?

Will he ever be truly happy, Sup Forums?

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Tsuuuuuuuu

me in the middle

You don't think he's happy looking in a mirror?

It's a safe space of mine, but maybe it's different for everyone.

it has to be soulcrashing to be beaten that hard by an autistic argentinian manlet when you have all those complexes
he actually seems like a nice guy

he's happy when he's fucking his creepy little mini me

Me in the corner

Nope

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me praying to allah

>You don't think he's happy looking in a mirror?
Not truly happy, it's more a fabricated happiness that masks the pain and suffering he endures.

>tfw remembering his face in the Euro 12 penaltis

Get fucked portugas

>tfw no passionate catalan gf

>praying to Allah while being on top of your team mate
that's pretty haram

He will have a really hard time when he retires.

He's so fucking addicted to fame and so fucking narcissistic, than being a nobody will crush his soul.

>implying he won't go to the MLS until he's 40 and then start a acting career in Hollywood

>implying he won't create a CR7TV where there's a 24/7 show that is his life

What do Portubros think of him?

The few who still hate him have no real reason to given he's been the most consistent player of our NT by far

he will have a celebrity show that follows him around showing bits of his life and his business ventures and travel

you would be a fool to think he will let himself get out of the spotlight

He'll come out as gay at 45 and become the new Caitlyn Jenner.

Do you reckon he'll go the full hog and lop his knackers off?

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that's not really saying much though.

tsuuu wants in on that boipussy

Jelly, fatboy?

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