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/brit/ - The Mangled Bollocks Edition
Jason Perry
Angel Cook
middlesbrough
Adrian Davis
big up midlands boys
Liam Cruz
lads
Ryder Roberts
>edition in the title
Matthew Taylor
Still don't know what to ask Santa to get me for Christmas. Been wracking my brain for a month
Nathaniel Gomez
...
Hunter Taylor
britain isn't some special snowflake when it comes to classes
Benjamin Sanchez
>Santa
FOY
Sebastian Miller
no french poofters allowed edition
Isaiah Thomas
Que? Paedotown?
Alexander Russell
haha nice mate
Jose Gonzalez
mong who puts the edition in the title
also the mong who posts gary lineker and tim farron pics
Evan Reyes
kind of is though
Adrian Gutierrez
bbc.co.uk
ICYMI:
>A serial killer has been found guilty of murdering four young men by poisoning them with lethal doses of a date rape drug.
>Stephen Port, 41, lured his victims to his London flat and secretly gave them GHB, the Old Bailey heard.
AHAHAHAHAHA
POOFTERS BTFO
TYB STEPHEN PORT
Luis Hall
shouldn't have had that cry earlier in the week. I was doing a good job of suppressing my sadness these past few years but now I'm in the brink of-the brink of tears whenever something small happens
Mason Gonzalez
had to use a mangle whenever i stayed at my grans, she still had an outhouse too
the so-called suburbia
Hunter Rodriguez
rare
Blake Robinson
Ethan Williams
NEED an indian gf lads
Andrew Kelly
don't chat shit here or it'll be another Dresden lad
Justin Davis
doing a post, you can't stop me
Angel Bell
want to lick his nipples
Nathan Martin
need a british-asian gf
Alexander Morris
>wow! [Insert fast black man] has been bought by [insert billionaire club]
>This affects my life a lot!
The average deano
John Roberts
Don't know what to expect from the Yule lads
Lucas Stewart
kernow
Jack Taylor
>doesn't like football
>listens to music
if you fall into these categories there is literally a 95% chance you're gay
Kevin Brown
fucking state of you 2bh
battyman
Elijah White
...
John Price
*does a roman salute*
Hudson Nguyen
delete this or the heeming shall commence
Nicholas Thompson
Half the gen pop have STDs
We are not supposed to be sexually promiscuous, we're supposed to have lots of sex with one person
Lincoln Gomez
I know senpai
need to wind my neck in desu
Hunter Hall
;_;
Jaxon Howard
*does it again*
Noah Cruz
BURN THE GREEKS RELIGIOUS WAR NOW
Isaiah Collins
Ah yes, I really want fingerprints all over my mirror
Elijah Roberts
...
Leo Sullivan
bought some magnum condoms last week, they arrived today, I tried one on and they do fit my willy perfectly
who here /hung/
Asher Wright
can't stand men crying 2bh
just plainly out of order
Robert Roberts
'kinell that's depressing
Ethan Barnes
been doing neither haha x
Adrian Taylor
...
Zachary Murphy
>We are not supposed to be sexually promiscuous, we're supposed to have lots of sex with one person
and who said so
Anthony Carter
>likes football
>Talks about it with his mates
If you fall into both of these categories there is a 100% chance you're a deano
Noah Bailey
Owen Scott
Icelanders don't generally use condoms
Anthony Reyes
I use pasante because normal 'dom compress my knob and I end up soft
nothing special either as I'm only 5.5 inches around
Andrew Gonzalez
Wish I had a social circle
Aaron Phillips
why do they all look like jews
Matthew Ortiz
The dream is to move to Yorkshire
Caleb Ortiz
Frustrated virgins
Colton Walker
Shit, lads, what do?
Found that qt on OKC and she's a bit of a lardarse, but has one of the nicest smiles I've ever seen and we have a lot of similar interests.
It's better than being a virgin forever, right?
Landon Diaz
expect a swift decking next time I see you kid
you brought this on yourself
Matthew Jackson
Biological fact. Humans aren't meant to live in this sedentary developed world with insane amounts of choice
Sebastian Ward
could be you just have a problem with your willy and it never gets fully hard enough for the condom to fit properly without squeezing your slightly-too-flaccid cock
Angel Gomez
Robert Hill
*swallows heavily*
..r-right.
Brayden Reed
Are you admitting there's a God?
Anthony Nguyen
I agree brother.
Oliver Myers
ahem...
Josiah Taylor
Your gf looks like a beurette
Robert Sanders
Rasheed
Jeremiah Miller
I wish I had a big dick so bad
I'm average and a virgin scared at the thought of having sex because i'll be shit and probably snap my dick or something
Christopher Price
...
Hunter Foster
?
Benjamin Powell
nah, because the wider ones work a charm and I'm fully stiff
mystery 2bh
Oliver Scott
>Trump is going to drain the swamp
>puts forward ex-Bankers and lobbyists in his cabinet (including the US ambassador to the UN who has literally 0 foreign policy experience)
>Trump is the saviour of the alt-right
>Denounces the alt-right
>Trump is going to build the wall!
>it's actually a fence
CUH
REASING
Charles Thompson
They are trolls
Juan Morris
First time ive actually read this
Why do they all just steal shit
Matthew Martinez
8" in length
6.5" in girth
cum within 2 minutes
Feel guilty for wasting such a good willy
Jackson Russell
>labour
>white person
top laff
Mason Wilson
the nose knows
Evan Nelson
Ah yes, the povvo frog who was pretending not to be a normie in the last thread
reminder that all working class people are normie cunts
Luke Hall
...
Matthew Flores
could be you're just a big boy
*winks at you*
Zachary Rivera
>tfw 5'4 and built like stufur
Logan Ward
>pakis
>in north yorkshire
Kek.
Benjamin Nelson
me on the right, centre row
Dylan Jackson
The British?
Not a fan
Gabriel Kelly
No I'm admitting hunter gatherer bands 100 strong and smaller in harmony with a local eco system are the way humans evolved to live
Aaron Lopez
Not really sure
Christopher Diaz
is.Sup Forums.org/gif/1479320520274.webm
me behind the camera
Carson Brown
alri Stufur ahaha
Isaiah Davis
you'd have to be a total dumb-arse to take everything he's said seriously
Henry Myers
>Humans aren't meant to live in this sedentary developed world with insane amounts of choice
again
who said so
John Roberts
as I said, I'm not all that big
not more than 6.5x5.5 at max stiffness which should easily fit a normal 'dom afaik
Justin Williams
How is it that some cheap earbuds from an easyjet or ryanair flight I got years ago managed to be better earbuds than the average ones you buy in shops?
Chase Flores
you just have shit ears
Kevin Gutierrez
it's another frog
there's two of us you thick cunt
Joseph Brooks
business idea: condom brand that only comes in large so guys with big dicks will buy them so they can flaunt to everyone that they have a big dick
Cooper Nguyen
>National debt will be 90.2% of GDP in 2017/18
ah yes, 'The Tories'
ah yes, Brexit
ah yes, the long term economic plan
Hudson Myers
How would you describe this man?
Lincoln Jones
All of civilization has just been unnatural experiments in attempting to get humans to extend kinship beyond their immediate blood ties
Charles Scott
nah mate
Daniel Hughes
pathetic
Blake Hernandez
>reminder that all working class people are normie cunts
>be me
>grow up poor
>never gone on holiday abroad
>always felt ashamed around my richer schoolmates
>have no friends any more
>never kissed a girl
>on drugs for depression
>get called a normie on a Mongolian wood carving emporium
Sebastian Green
Alri Manuel
Adrian Robinson
Seriously considering immigrating to Iceland to shag all the ugly troll looking Icelandic slags