Clever and witty pun thread? Yeah!

Clever and witty pun thread? Yeah!

I'll start
>Gaylor Swift
Think you can top THAT?

whyy

haha, good thread OP, but try this one!

>50 Bent (instead of 50 cent)

Gaydiohead (Radiohead)

paul mccartney?

more like balls mcfartney am i right guys

IN THE COURT OF THE FARTING KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>Gayvid Bowie
>Nick Gayve

Michael Jackson? More like Michael Jacks Son

Haha, good stuff lads

Beck
>kek

Thom Bjorke

John Lennon?
More like John Lemon!

>anal cunt
you mean anal cant

best one

love it

>Anal Clark (instead of Annie Clark of St. Vincent)
What about that huh?

i gave up after

Marvin Gaye more like Marvin Gay

what about
annie bark
get it because she's a fuckin dog

kinda avant-garde

What about Annie Park hahaha

No wait, no wait
More like Baaahnnie Clark
Get it?

>Jim Morrison
More like stupid faggot

Pls explain

I got a good one
Bomb Jovi instead of Bon Jovi
I changed the n to an m and added a b

kane weast
he is a genius

more like Jim Sainsbury

I don't really understand this one :/

...

Lou Reed more like Deceased Reed ahahahahahhahahahaha, I miss you, Lou.

Lou Reed more like Poo Peed.

you know why she makes songs about ex boyfriends coz nobody likes her enough to go for long term relationship

>David Bowie
more like Gayvid Owie

Bruce Wayne? More like Bruce Gayne

Ricky Gervais? More like Ricky Gergayse!

>Kurt Cobain
more like Kurt Shotbrain

carly rae jepsen? more like carly gay jepsen xd

Dad Floyd.

Now photoshop that guy to be matt damon and it'll be perfect

MC Ride?
More like Mc Ride Dick

Jim Aldi more like

jeff magnum

The Who?

Don't you mean...
The poo?

Heheh

>In The COCK
well now we know why he's screaming

this one is actually good

Nick Cave? More like Dick ExploreMyCave

Michael Gira? More like Michael Rape-a

Made my day, gonna use these IRL

The Blowing Man

Maynard Keenan? You mean Gaynard Queenan?

more like MC Bride

American (foot)ballsack hahahaha, get it guise?

Andy morin
More like Andy gayrin

If the cops ever come, MC Ride will need to MC Hide.

Nine Inch Dick (Nine Inch Nails)

More like Nine Inch Nads, lol get it?

David Bowie more liek David Blowie cause he blows haha dicks hahahehe I hate gays

My Bloody Valentine? More like My GAY Valentine am I right lads?

He's bloody right lads

Slowdive more like Slowdick haha
more like Andy Cockring haha oh jeepers

JAY-Z?

MORE LIKE GAY-Z

Cock-a-fella recorde

lmao

I've got few good ones:

>Justin Gaybear (Justin Bieber)
>Gaynye West (Kanye West)
>Gayrihanna (Rihanna)

David Bowie? More like GAYvid Bowie
Mick Jagger? More like Mick FAGger

DAE think there should be a subreddit for those kind of jokes? xd pls respond

nothing in this thread is cleaver or witty

nice

>cleaver
hahahahehehehehehohoho you made a typo newfriend

your mom takes good care of my cleaver (if you know what I mean xD)

I don't get it :/

Nick drake? More like dick flakes! Amirite???

music? more like poo dick haha

more like FARTANO amirite bois