>In music store
>Girl at register looks at my collection and smiles at me
In music store
>in music store
>leave because music is worthless garbage
>in music store
>cashier compliments your taste
y-you too
The real patrician answer
pffffh
That was me. I was laughing not smiling
>working register
>some mouth breathing, sweaty loser brings up his stack of doom metal and Tool albums
>give him a pity smile
>in music store
>want to buy soundtrack to Fairies Story 3
>girl at register says the soundtrack is awful and it's one of the worst games she's ever played
>go home and pack bags for trip to the suicide forest
That's her job. She can't tell you to fuck off.
go away you weeb
redit
>in music store
>slint-spiderland
>king crimson- red
>interpol-turn on the bright lights
>weezer-blue album
>qt3.14 girl says I have great taste in music and gave a cute smile
>wanted to ask for her number
>for some reason my brain shuts off
>act all mighty because muh Sup Forums taste for some reason and
say something like
>"Yeah I know, I just wish this store had such and such album"
>she looks at me weird and then says she can specially order it
>I say nah I'm only in town for a few more days the pay and leave abruptly
>go back to that store several more times, never saw her again.
>female cashier smiles at me
>begin to interact
>smile instantly vanishes
>be me
>qt girl
>work at a shitty record store because my chad bf won't buy me nice things
>literally ugly white autists: the store
>actually astonished by the monolith that is this store's demographic
>overhear some kids spouting memes in the corner as i internally groan
>meanwhile sperg #341 comes up to the register to check out
>always plaster on a smile so that these beta fucks have a reason to come back, trusting that they'll never actually have the balls to talk to me and will just sort of bask in the presence of my pearly whites as if i'm the only woman on this planet who's ever smiled at them
>they pretty much always freeze up and/or look at the ground, which started out being funny but eventually ended up being really disheartening
>mutt leaves with his "sick score", wasting money on music because he doesn't have a qt girl like me to spend it on
Sometimes I like to act like I don't know what they buy when they check out some obvious fucking shit like Joy Division, then I get to enjoy the shitshow that is them trying to talk about it without verbally stumbling over themselves. What a fucking joke.
Stop shitposting on Sup Forums Hifumi
>in music store
>leaving your room to buy music
>leaving your room
>leaving
>be me
>go to record store
>bring a bunch of used Sup Forums core to the listening station
>7/10 qt hands me the headphones and complements me on my taste
>listen for about an hour
>put it all back on the shelf
>Sup Forumss taste is shit
>no way in hell I'd ever pay money for that garbage
>buy Gary Glitter/KLF bootleg for shits and giggles
>qt gives me dirty looks as I'm checking out
>go home and stick a dildo in my butt
I all do is win win win no matter what.
>living
>pretty girl with a hint of personality and brains
if only
If this isn't a joke, get over yourself
...
>be me
>go to American music store
>slay the infidels inside in the name of Allah
>cancer
Who are you quoting?
>at music store
>have out of body experience
>astral project into body of girl at counter
>smile at myself
this post fucking sucks
Holy keke this is the best thing I read today 10/10 great post
lol
Wasn't that at some Radiohead release thing?
Severe autism detected
Not sure if you're new around here, but greentext doesn't necessarily have to quote someone. A lot of times we use it for keks, to tell stories, to put others in our situation, or to actually quote.
A lot of people seem to be making a joke of this guy's encounter in the music store in general, thus various situations will be made for laughs or to get people upset.
Lurk a bit user, then you'll be as worthless for wasting your time as the rest of us, gl
>be me
>going to the store
>to the store
>go to store
>don't pay for milkyways
>yawn loudly at cashier
>some dweeb standing behind me liveblogs about it on Sup Forums
trolled hard
Bummer
holy shit
calling someone a newfag while perfectly demonstrating your newness
lmfao
insh Allah
...
>mfw I went to my local record store at the mall until they didn't have any more Black Flag 45's
>go to music store
>no Asian ethnic folk
>leave music store
do not respond to me again
>go into music store
>90% dadrock
>absolutely no hip-hop records other than new releases
>this is the only music store where i live
no
>Wants to kill self
>Tries trolling on music board
Thats kinda , lemme cuck u bb
trolled hard
surprisingly underrated
>Tfw live 10 minutes away from soundgarden in baltimore
>amazing record store
>tfw I live in fucking baltimore
>should I move??
hahahaha sorry man but this one made me laugh
baited
Underrated
10/10
kek
>meanwhile sperg #341 comes up to the register to check out
>be me
>go to grocery store
>work there
>literally steal boxfull of shit every shift
>free food so more time to spend time at music store
>go to music store with loads of cash
>pickup some classic hiphop
>go to cashier as some qt 8/10 white girls looks at me odd
>most likely surprised to see something otehr than a pasty mouthbreathing autistic whiteboy purchasing records
>she's enamored by my charisma and charm
>I give her my seed within the hour
>go to music store
>spend about 30 minutes sifting through random shit
>find nothing
>"well that was fucking stupid, never doing that again"
>now just download literally everything
>buy albums that I actually want online for like half the price
Seriously unless you live in Hipsterville USA going to a music store is a fucking waste of time.
Sup Flylo.
hi im a avocado. can chat spam
K a p p a 1 2 3
>tfw I live in fucking baltimore
same 2bh
what shows've you got lined up?
I can't believe you steal from your grocery store Justin
Record store employees are a fucking headache.
I have no problem if you don't know about the artist or album I'm inquiring about, but there's no reason to act like your genitals just shriveled up.
How fucking stupid can you be
Where is this picture from?
>Be 4 years old
>Live in small city population about 9k
>Mom does card readings at a new age/classic rock record store
>Classic rock is always playing at low volume
>Place always smells of incense
>Husband, and wife my mom is friends with own the store
>Husband basically looks like ZZ Top without a hat
>Come here almost every day with my mom playing with hackey sacks listening to music, and looking at all the wiccan new agey shit until i'm 9, and the store closes
I think I might go to a record store tomorrow
...
I work in a record store, and I'm nice to people. On the other hand, I can see how easy it would be to get jaded.
Some dude the other day asked for Rodriguez's first album the other on CD ("you probably won't have it, i don't know if it's ever been released on CD"), and when I started to tell him that we'd just sold the last one, and that I'm going to see him live later in the year, he butted in with a "never heard of it have you?".
People like that make you wanna be an asshole sometimes.
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>not using the catalogue
>bumping a thread with no content
Is this that epic irony I heard of?
I don't think anyone smiled at you. Enjoy your New Game AU fanfiction where Hifumi works in a trendy hipster record store and expresses interest in your OC.
I know this feel all too well my man.