>the drinking age is 21 in the land of the """""free"""""
>i don't have connections for obtaining alcohol
>weed is illegal
>i'm a broke soon-to-be college student
>tfw virgin
There are literally no benefits to being a young man here.
The drinking age is 21 in the land of the """""free"""""
Oliver Cooper
Samuel Parker
>connections for obtaining alcohol
>at 20
USA USA USA
Angel Wilson
Cigarettes
Henry Gutierrez
How old are you?
High School is essentially just sex and hanging out, so get to it.
Austin Nelson
>i don't have connections for obtaining alcohol
Dylan Robinson
I don't have a reason to
Mason Cox
You're completely retarded.
Fuck off, faggot.
Dominic Ross
not everything is going bad for you
at least you have managed to maintain your chastity pure and untouched
Hudson Diaz
ayyy lmao
Daniel Harris
alcohol is not that great
they should be the drinking age 30
Benjamin Sanders
be a real american and make some moonshine in your cousin/brothers bathtub like they do in west virginia
David Miller
>i don't have connections for obtaining alcohol
Joshua Rodriguez
tell us what happened lebanon...
Thomas White
high school twat
Isaac Thomas
Get a fake ID faggot
Jaxson Collins
>i don't have connections for obtaining alcohol
Justin Flores
>Be American
>Go to war fresh out of highschool
>Can't even have a drink to celebrate your first dead terrorist
Heh
Colton Russell
He got drunk and fucked some whores.
Christian Hill
i dont understand
Camden Morgan
Move to oregon. Make a still. Dumbass.
Isaac Peterson
TEEN DRINKIN
IS VERY BAD