the gf edition
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tfw no gf
just use tinder
God Save the Queen
tfw no anime gf
he doesnt want aids
Please stop posting my gf.
i tried that awhile ago
From the other thread.
Why don't you have a cute Uyghur gf user?
100 bitcoins to whoever kills OP.
I'mma beat all ya god damn asses. One after the other.
women are retarded
>her face when she sees you claim her to be your gf online
I came for homosex
Who /African-American/
what a coincidence.
roommates came home and started blasting club music really loud
the bass is reverberating my whole room and I'm blasting black metal in my ear phones to attempt to block it out
absolutely seething
Uyghurchä sözliyälämsız?
What are your guy's favorite girl's names? My top 10 are probably:
Michelle
Sarah ( NOT Sara)
Alexis
Sabrina
Lindsey
Lauren
Caroline
Jenna
Molly
Mairead
>not joining them
fucking autist
qt 2bh
She is mine
>roommates came home and started blasting club music really loud
Like this one?
youtube.com
Who /Illegal-Alien/
>cute
>turkic
>attractive
>1 in a million odds.
I'm not lucky.
>says the Swede
This. He's confident and knows how to talk to women. The other guy is a resentful beta and whines about him on an anonymous epistemology forum.
I hate them. They just get too drunk and rant about white privilege all night while dancing because they're fucking literal faggots
I can't help that I'm a qt 2Dlike femboy desu
>AIDF
LET IT GO
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Oh, and I think they have their annoying fat spic girl friend over who "wants to fuck me"
normies shall perish
Yo!
>tfw made the mistake of coming back to Sup Forums and realizing that most people hate me because I'm an American
>not ironically ranting about white privilege and getting them to suck your literal dick
ayyy
Knowing you Swedes, you're probably a Tensta/Rinkeby Jamal with big belly
...
im gonna punch in the face the asshole who stares at me with those shits
They can't do shit now that Trump is coming.
We are invincible here.
Just fuck the fat bitch
Shut up you slut
>tfw you remember you have Friday off too and go back saturday
>Sup Forums is the only place in the world were Americans act like bitchboi's
I'm a pure virgin waiting for perfect bf/gf
No of course not.
>mfw 4-day weekend
I would, but then the fag roommates will probe her for every detail of the experience and will talk about it every day, all day
Time to go to my local Mexican restaurant and get some quesadillas
>¡Tacos, a chingation su madreition!
t. Taco Bell enthusiast
What did you just say to me you punk.
That's because you are conjuring the image of euro turkics who are basically arabs.
Uyghurs are basically white-tier.
nigga just get some grated cheese, chop up some onions, and put it in a tortilla
like goddamn
senpai could you translate pweeeze?
I'll pin you down like the whore you are
TWGOK is making me laugh, that's new
>hello Mr. President
>I'd like to report a Mexican
>You will never have rough sex with an Asuka lookalike who calls you Baka Shinji and berates you afterwards for prematurely ejaculating
THAT MEXICAN WHO IS FLIRTING WITH ME JUST SENT ME A PIC OF HER ASS, CODE RED, CODE RED
Well hey, there must be a reason people tell me they hate me when I'm anonymous
"Tacos, go fuck your mother!"
u know u gotta post that shit now nigga
>white tier
>washed out images to look whiter
>one wearing contacts
Sure
pics or didn't happen
>you'll never strangle Trashka
why live
Sorry.
I read the mango, the threads on Sup Forums when best girl won were classic
>sw*des
wew
Reply with "Daaammnn Mamacita"
who is best girl?
He'll never deliver and you know it.
uh no she's my gf
Do you know the ending? I don't want to spoil anything
Keep hating.
More muslim qts for me.
don't spoil me then, senpai
It's so annoying how girls get to play the game of life on Easy Mode.
I'll just leave it as best girl wins and 90% of Sup Forums was pissed as fuck
It's too bad those nice people have to deal with all the muds
Is the NY user still here?
lmao
>neck showing
>wrists showing
100% Haram
I just say "black," "black person," or "black american".
god damn, 1st episode and the 4 eyes is already getting pussy
hmmm
>african american
>white american
hmm really makes you think
>Muslims only 8% of France
>tfw almost no muslims here
feels pretty good
What's the fun on easy mode?
really makes you think
how the fuck do Muslims end up in Chile in the first place
>nigger
>negro
>coloured
>black
>African-American
What's the next one going to be?
Why can't Europe be filled with beautiful Uyghur muslims instead
Absolute belter of a post. A proper 10/10.
...
Person of color
Modern Pharoahs
hurry up with my damn croissants
Europe is lost. Even this amount of Muslims is causing huge economical and security issues.
economic*
Don't want to ruin my relationship senpai
Did this and she found it pretty funny
>immediately gives up
You can fuck up Russia but not some muds?