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the gf edition

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tfw no gf

just use tinder

God Save the Queen

tfw no anime gf

he doesnt want aids

Please stop posting my gf.

i tried that awhile ago

From the other thread.

Why don't you have a cute Uyghur gf user?

100 bitcoins to whoever kills OP.

I'mma beat all ya god damn asses. One after the other.

women are retarded

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>her face when she sees you claim her to be your gf online

I came for homosex

Who /African-American/

what a coincidence.

roommates came home and started blasting club music really loud

the bass is reverberating my whole room and I'm blasting black metal in my ear phones to attempt to block it out

absolutely seething

Uyghurchä sözliyälämsız?

What are your guy's favorite girl's names? My top 10 are probably:

Michelle
Sarah ( NOT Sara)
Alexis
Sabrina
Lindsey
Lauren
Caroline
Jenna
Molly
Mairead

>not joining them

fucking autist

qt 2bh

She is mine

>roommates came home and started blasting club music really loud
Like this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=_4J-ty06RiM

Who /Illegal-Alien/

>cute
>turkic
>attractive
>1 in a million odds.

I'm not lucky.

>says the Swede

This. He's confident and knows how to talk to women. The other guy is a resentful beta and whines about him on an anonymous epistemology forum.

I hate them. They just get too drunk and rant about white privilege all night while dancing because they're fucking literal faggots

I can't help that I'm a qt 2Dlike femboy desu

>AIDF

LET IT GO
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Oh, and I think they have their annoying fat spic girl friend over who "wants to fuck me"

normies shall perish

Yo!

>tfw made the mistake of coming back to Sup Forums and realizing that most people hate me because I'm an American

>not ironically ranting about white privilege and getting them to suck your literal dick

ayyy

Knowing you Swedes, you're probably a Tensta/Rinkeby Jamal with big belly

...

im gonna punch in the face the asshole who stares at me with those shits

They can't do shit now that Trump is coming.

We are invincible here.

Just fuck the fat bitch

Shut up you slut

>tfw you remember you have Friday off too and go back saturday

>Sup Forums is the only place in the world were Americans act like bitchboi's

I'm a pure virgin waiting for perfect bf/gf

No of course not.

>mfw 4-day weekend

I would, but then the fag roommates will probe her for every detail of the experience and will talk about it every day, all day

Time to go to my local Mexican restaurant and get some quesadillas

>¡Tacos, a chingation su madreition!

t. Taco Bell enthusiast

What did you just say to me you punk.

That's because you are conjuring the image of euro turkics who are basically arabs.

Uyghurs are basically white-tier.

nigga just get some grated cheese, chop up some onions, and put it in a tortilla

like goddamn

senpai could you translate pweeeze?

I'll pin you down like the whore you are

TWGOK is making me laugh, that's new

>hello Mr. President
>I'd like to report a Mexican

>You will never have rough sex with an Asuka lookalike who calls you Baka Shinji and berates you afterwards for prematurely ejaculating

THAT MEXICAN WHO IS FLIRTING WITH ME JUST SENT ME A PIC OF HER ASS, CODE RED, CODE RED

Well hey, there must be a reason people tell me they hate me when I'm anonymous

"Tacos, go fuck your mother!"

u know u gotta post that shit now nigga

>white tier
>washed out images to look whiter
>one wearing contacts

Sure

pics or didn't happen
>you'll never strangle Trashka
why live

Sorry.

I read the mango, the threads on Sup Forums when best girl won were classic

>sw*des
wew

Reply with "Daaammnn Mamacita"

who is best girl?

He'll never deliver and you know it.

uh no she's my gf

Do you know the ending? I don't want to spoil anything

Keep hating.

More muslim qts for me.

don't spoil me then, senpai

It's so annoying how girls get to play the game of life on Easy Mode.

I'll just leave it as best girl wins and 90% of Sup Forums was pissed as fuck

It's too bad those nice people have to deal with all the muds

Is the NY user still here?

lmao

>neck showing
>wrists showing

100% Haram

I just say "black," "black person," or "black american".

god damn, 1st episode and the 4 eyes is already getting pussy

hmmm

>african american
>white american

hmm really makes you think

>Muslims only 8% of France

>tfw almost no muslims here
feels pretty good

What's the fun on easy mode?

really makes you think

how the fuck do Muslims end up in Chile in the first place

>nigger
>negro
>coloured
>black
>African-American

What's the next one going to be?

Why can't Europe be filled with beautiful Uyghur muslims instead

Absolute belter of a post. A proper 10/10.

...

Person of color

Modern Pharoahs

hurry up with my damn croissants

Europe is lost. Even this amount of Muslims is causing huge economical and security issues.

economic*

Don't want to ruin my relationship senpai

Did this and she found it pretty funny

>immediately gives up

You can fuck up Russia but not some muds?