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Doubleheader Hell Edition.

Double the rivalry.
Double the shitfest.
Double the despair.


Game one matchup: Cevinger vs Latos

Game two matchup: Anderson vs Johnson.

First pitch 4:10pm CST.

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Here we go. This gonna be some night.

Latos pls

Also rbo, when did you see me at the concert? Was trying to look for you during the weekend but I had a fading remembered of how you looked.

Clevinger*


Good to see I still can't spell for shit.

As long as the Sox win one, I'll be happy

Indians streak about to return. We're sweeping this series just like the Cinci one. I'm just sad I won't be able to watch the Cavs game

You were about 5 people ahead of me. You actually cut in front of me when you jumped the line to meet up with your crew.

I said hi to you as you made the final turn towards the door in the line, but I guess you didn't notice. I guess I was being presumptuous thinking you remembered me from last June. Either way, nothing of value happened.

who /comfy/ here?

>going out in public
>going to concerts
>with your "crew"

Fucking normies get the fuck out

>not going to concerts featuring a singer from your indonesian cave drawings

I'll enjoy my Uzbek finger puppets from my room thanks

>not Laotian Renaissance statues

VIP tix for Riot Fest. Mid-September.

>overpriced Laotian Renaissance statues*

>offense went 1-23 with Risp last series
>abreu has only 1 extra base hit with RISP this season
>Melky and Todd are the only ones who seem like they want to score runs
>abreu batting fifth now
Well at least robin is starting to catch on that abreu is slumping

hello old friends!

extra innings in both games.

Too bad he doesn't seem to realize Rollins is shit

Neat.

Another Fun Fact: That game I believe was the first official game for the American League

what's their record against each other?

getting btfo early this will be a long night

TODD THE GOD

Neat

TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!TODD!

>btfo
Don't oust yourself this early, Sox

Toddfather delivers again.

I believe Chicago leads 1068-1037

>at least 4-5 more innings of may-latos
Oh boy

According to baseball-reference.com/games/head2head.cgi?teams=CHW&from=1901&to=2016&submit=Submit they've played 2122 games with the sox winning 1032 and losing 1066. 49.2% winning percentage, pretty damn close for 115 years

oh shit Joba went to the DL? Damn he was our best bullpen guy

something like that.

Cleveland has 89 more wins than the Sox overall.

>Not even one out
Fuck it

playing long ball today wew

FRAZ

Ah I see. Yeah my bad then.

Aw damn it Latos.

Chicago Givebacks

NAP!
Wish he was there for the Red Sox game, fucking asshole

The Naps strike back

Why do they keep rehashing this movie for the last 4 years?

You got any bright new original ideas for movies then wise guy?

heyjackass.com/category/2016-stats/

>Be in Chicago
>get shot

So what do
>we
Think about abroo moved down to batting 5th behind melky

>in the dirt
>swing
Can't tell if sun or donuts is shit

It should've happened sooner. Abreu's been slumping all season

we needED to SCORE

>RISP
>0 outs
I've seen this one before.

I have to make tuna in about an hour

Nevermind, there was a twist ending this time. What a shock.

HOLY SHIT RUNS. THEY DO CARE AFTER ALL

What do you mix it with?

THROW STRIKES

Jroll!

DSNB

Mayonnaise, spike, dill, onions, some salt and pepper.

>abreu up

thank you lindor!

Come on Abreu, redeem yourself.

Abroo pls, slump bust

No relish?

>watching a hanging middle in curveball
Ugh

I've tried it several times and didn't care for the texture with the tuna. I like relish but don't normally have it around.

Just got here did Fraz hit another dingaling?

Might as well put him in the 8th spot Robin

Yes, in the first inning
Or trade him before other teams realize how terrible he is

Makes sense. I just like the sweetness that relish brings to it.

Man, I haven't a tuna melt in fucking forever.

...

That second pitch should have been deposited 20 rows back in left. Tsk tsk

>it was 0-2

does anyone remember when gomes hit like .280 cuz i sure don't

Wow, we made it boys. A full half inning without any give backs. Today is full of surprises.

GO TRIBE

Sanchez has looked awful both ABs

Still no surprises from abroo, sanchez, and dio yet

>jackson up
>man on third
Extreme doubt.exe

Ajax pls, just get him in

we'll never win again

More surprises, keep it coming boys

HOLY SHIT AJAX CAME THROUGH
Today has so many surprises

>pitch 3
>pitch 4

What the fuck? Ajax!

>61 mph ducksnort to right

Hmm screen must have updated right on time. It said pitch 3 in the dirt at first.

wow.

It happened.

TIE GAMEEEE

I hate latos so much

There's the team we know and despise.

Goooood damn it Latos

>another high zone breaking ball dinger
fucking hell

This is what happens when you decide to be cheap hahn. I hoped you'd learn your lesson after the 2014 bullpen but I guess not

Latos kill yourself my man

In his defense, was there even anyone remotely viable in free agency that year? I don't think there was anyone worth a damn.

can never get it done

shit we suck

At least the givebacks were only ties both times.

>Sox somehow get out of it

>latos is going to have to pitch 1-2 more innings no matter what because of the double header
Fuck

>Jose Abroo is up to bat now and I am about ready to die.flac

>swinging at ball 3 after 2 straight balls
smart plays

>it would've been 3-0
>get out anyway

THANK YOU BASED LAWRIE

HE IS THE FUCKING LAWBRINGER

this team sucks

YES YES YES YES YES YES YSE YSE YSE YES YES
BRETT