Wake up

>wake up
>still a neet

I know that feel dead kid poster. Browsing Sup Forums+/r9k/ for 14 hours is not healthy. I have nothing else to do.

what do we do my man?

I've spent the last 25 months posting on Sup Forums, /biz/ and Sup Forums.

I've done nothing with my life.

to the gym bitches

>wake up
>remember I finally have a job for the last 2 months
>remember I went from total sperg who couldn't communicate with women if my life depended on it to now being full blown normie who even touches multiple females on a daily basis
>remember I had sex last night
>remember tomorrow Thanksgiving where all my family will be gathered together and for once in my life I'll be able to communicate with them with confidence and even tell my grandpa I finally got some pussy for once
>remember I'll wake up while all you fucks make it seem to hard when all you have to do is apply yourself and put aside your false pride

>now being full blown normie who even touches multiple females on a daily basis

Whoa man don't admit to crimes on the internet

I finally got the courage to go to the gym once after various attempts that ended up with me just loitering outside it. I ended up just using the treadmill even though I'm underweight because the weight stuff was taken and they looked unfamiliar compared to the tutorials I was watching online.

I only like touching my gf now (REEEEEEE! I know), but I'm forced too at work. Their skin is soooo soft...

Well of course nothing would have changed from the time you went to sleep and woke up, only you can change anything, stop waiting for something magical to happen

>only you can change anything, stop waiting for something magical to happen

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NORMALSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Life is meaningless. Do whatever you want. Carpe diem.

I want to become respected and feared by others

I almost understand your text.

In philosofical terms people are always have what they really want to have.

You do realize you can talk to a trainer and get pointers, right? Jesus Christ I don't even know why I waste my time trying to teach basic skills you should've learned as even a fetus...

Go get a job you faggot.

It isn't hard. If there literally are no jobs (which is bullshit you can always find shit) just apply at fucking Mcdonalds even, they are always hiring

>Dude just apply at mcdonalds WEED LMAO

Why don't I just sign up to be the cuckold in the cuckold porn videos as well?

>being this much of a cuck

>tfw retail wagecuck

a-at least i'm contributing to s-society

Dude your job can literally be (and will soon) automated by some 19 year old autist

you're not contributing shit.

You think you are above working at Mcdonalds?

You are a fucking NEET, you are above NOTHING and NOBODY. You can either swallow your pride and make some money and gain working experience, or continue wasting your time doing nothing

>can't detect sarcasm

no wonder you can't find a job you're on the spectrum

>Why don't I just sign up to be the cuckold in the cuckold porn videos as well?

That's a pretty good job as long you don't have to get pegged or suck black dick. Like Eric Jover, the Asian male who's job consists of licking the asshole of pornstars(pretty job desu senpai).

t. Normie

Why should I work like a cuck?

I'm sure there has to be some way to make a living without working, I just need to search harder.

In this life I refuse to be the cuck -- no I reject the idea of being a cuck. I will become the bull once I figure out how to become a crimeboss

why do you replay to this canacuck?, he is literally Canadian Jorge

this image can not be more fitting

>hurr I don't wanna work a perfectly fine job because I don't wanna be a "cuck"

You are never going to succeed at life. You should be gassed for being a drain on society

>Wake up
>Still a government employee

I'm the Brazilian Jorge, but nobody notices me!

>wake
>still a NEET with passive income
>feelsgood.jpg

The only downside of being a NEET is trouble with money and how to keep your NEET life going.

So if you have the passive income, nothing else matter anymore.

Pic is my passive income from jewtube.

Why would anyone not want to be a government employee?

>Good pay
>Good benefits
>Pension

You don't have to go into personal detail but what sort of channel do you do?

>tfw too dumb, ugly, and white to get hired at McDicks

I already tried.

I'll just steal from cucks like you instead.

idiots like you who work for a living subsidize my lifestyles, and the lifestyles of my fellow bulls.

Enjoy paying more for things at the store because we steal them you fucking normie

Remember to keep checking your credit score and credit card bills, normalfag

you should start 16 threads a day about killing yourself and not actually delivering

Our agency (public works) could be privatized and done at much lower cost. I feel like I'm literally stealing from hardworking people in the private sector. I came back from my inspections today and was locked out of my office because everyone left at 230. Who the fuck leaves that early. I know it's thanksgiving tomorrow but REEEEEEEE.

I just need to think of a /DEVILISH/ plan like this guy

He made a lot of money, he is smart

He's the bull and normies are the cucks

>what sort of channel do you do?
Compilation, not one channel but a bunch of it all sort of everything I could find.

Well, I admit it take quite the time at first but after everything is setup, you only need a few hours per days to maintain it.

>idiots like you

lmao yeah I'm the idiot. I'm just working a job I relatively enjoy, still have lots of time to enjoy myself and shitpost on Sup Forums, and make enough money that I'm going on a 3 week vacation to Europe in the summer

But clearly you are the smart one here. Doing nothing with your life, delusionally hoping money will just fall into your fat lap. gg man

>Wastes his limited time on earth working for mr. Schlomoberg

>Thinks he's winning

You're the rat, you're the C U C K. You're the GOY.

The only way to win at life is to BECOME THE SHEKELBERG.

The only way to win is to become the Jew, become the Chad and the bull.

>Wastes his limited time on earth working
Yeah and what do you do? Shitpost on a Siberian fur tanning forum?

>The only way to win at life is to BECOME THE SHEKELBERG.

You have to work for mr. Schlmoberg before you can become the Shekelberg. Learn capitalism

can i just do this

the absolute madman did it, why can't i?

>Yeah and what do you do? Shitpost on a Siberian fur tanning forum?

I stay up to date on the latest business and finance memes

Because you aren't smart enough. And clearly he isn't either because he got caught and will soon be getting fucked by jamel in jail now

he got charged with other fraud too, literally made millions

plus the articles are from years ago, he got a few years and that's it.

I need to get in on this. I don't want to be the goy any longer. If this sand nigger can do it, why can't I?

>wake up
>still a NEET
>still a shut in
>haven't gone outside in weeks

How do I fix my life Sup Forums?

>tfw neet

I only miss socializing, unfortunately i'm not fit to society

>haven't gone outside in weeks

>he thinks that is a long time

there's a guy on Sup Forums that stole 300k+ from atms by installing flawed software on them. He only got caught because his accomplice ratted him out.

>wake up
>still a wage slave

>wake up

I get forced to go out to the occasional family thing, otherwise I have no friends or reason to leave my room

we need to get in on this

I don't see why we're all still NEETs or wagiecucks on here.

Some guy i talked to on /biz/ told me how he buys credit card dumps online and cashs them out at ATMs in different towns. Literally makes like $5000 a month tax-free, lives a NEET life.

We NEED to get in othis.

Life is a fucking scam if ur a wagie.

We HAVE to get in on this.

We NEED to become the chad.

DELETE THIS

the way I figure it this is what insurance is for, if no one did then insurance company workers would be out of a job. Effectively criminals give jobs to people.

tldr everybody wins

we have to do this.

I'm going to try to dig up the thread from the archive where he lays it all out. He answered questions for like 2 hours.

We NEED to become the bulls. We HAVE to become the Chad.

Do you think CHAD works like a cuckold?

Do you think CHAD works 9-5, every single day?

Do you think CHAD gets up in the morning, groggy as fuck from the wetdream he had with his waifu and rushes to work?

FUCK NO

Chad does whatever it takes.

WHATEVER

IT

TAKES

That's it.

I REFUSE.

I REFUSE AND REJECT THE IDEA OF BEING A KEKOLD ANY LONGER.

I WILL BECOME THE CHAD, I WILL BECOME THE BULL.

WE WILLGET RICH.

MARK MY WORDS. WE. WILL. GET. RICH.

>Do you think CHAD works 9-5, every single day?

I used to know a Chad who married a girl who has a rich businessman father and now only travels around the world, going to luxury hotels all over the world. He literally lives off her daddy's money.

Who's with me?

Who's going to refuse the cuckery that is the standard life set for everyone?

he did whatever it took

Good for him.

Chads are all different in the manner in which they live - but one things stays the same. The manner in which they approach life.

Chad doesn't accept failure or shrug his shoulders and say "Well that's just how it is". CHAD REFUSES

And that's we must do. we must refuse this cuckery. We have TO BECOME the bull.

How would A bull act? How SHOULD a bull act? It's a simple question, everyone knows the answer, but most often is the refutation to the idea of refusing society's norms.

The idea of a Chad is an interesting one, what makes a chad - a chad?

I'm, expect my dad and my ma, I won't bow my head to anyone.

The only time of the day I feel happy is when I wake up in the morning

I know that sounds strange for a depressed NEET, but I always feel half-dreamy and relaxed as soon as I wake up, whereas I feel very anxious at night, especially when I try to sleep

>whereas I feel very anxious at night, especially when I try to sleep

It's your soul. Your soul isn't letting you go to sleep without working towards your lifes' desires for that day.

If you stay very quiet at night you can hear your soul crying out

I applied for 20 jobs per month in the past year. I managed to get one just before giving.

Just keep trying, even it's a little

As for no gf

Just bee yourself

FUCKING LOSERS

reeee

>Mfw vape nicotine all the time, get drunk often, smoke weed everyday
>Cold and feel like shit every morning, wake up with nasty salty mucus in my mouth
>Mfw miss the days when I slept through the day and woke up 7pm to study

Bring back the summer...

if i stay quiet my soul sings