It's almost Friday. Grab your popcorn. Americans gonna kill each other on tv for 50% off deals on a microwave and a coffee maker.
Black Friday
I have my mind set on a new scooter
popcorn popped
you betcha
What the fuck
You sure I won't see people sharting?
I am actually travelling tomorrow
Just an inbred mutineer descendant.
ignore him.
People will shart on the ground during sales to get others to slip and fall so they will get that sweet 60% off PS4 deal.
>going out
>not waiting for superior cyber monday
This.
R A R E
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what are we buying?
Hello, what flag is this? my computer says "vi"
leave it to an American who doesn't know his own territory's name
>doesn't know the name
>doesn't display the name
no
Virginian Isles.
It's the US Virgin Islands you fucking republican.
Of course you'd know your own islands
>tfw I work at a mall
>tfw I have to work a 9 hour shift on Thanksgiving and black Friday
Do you guys even have the space for Walmarts on your tiny island?
Yeah, people who graduated high school never have sex.
>tfw I always go to the US in black friday
>tfw dollar is way too high
>tfw there will be no black friday in a long time
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be american
>have a mini-blackfriday on your date date of birth with a one off discount of 10% off