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Comfy edition

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link the thread you batty

Pirate scumbags

shan't be posting in the other thread

Bombaclot

This one's older, sorry:

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yank BTFO edition

It's also a shit yank edition so fuck off

FOY

Desperately need a pussy to slide my dick into

A hand simply won't do

It's also the older one, but I guess it'll be kept in the reserve for now.

i'll post in ur thread buddy, we're in this together

Will any pussy do the trick?

Know a fattie who can take some dick

>yanks

bought a second had phone and it was loaded with gay images

Yes sure

wish i was not cut

Seriously, why have british women failed to develop aesthetic posteriors?

Have to get a job

Godspeed

absolutely hate normies' views on films
>durr le ending was bad so i haet everything
it's about the journey not the destination you automata

>have to

who says

youtube.com/watch?v=Ro4mUtv0vz8

Very interesting.

Havn't watched a film in ages desu

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>watching movies
Is there anything more normie?

what a fruitbowl

>i will never live in a comfy semi detached townhouse in hampstead

why live?

>it's about the journey not the destination you automata

>why yes, I do indeed believe in the Lord Jesus Christ

Thank you, I wanted to but I don't have any on my new phone.

Have the anti trump riots stopped?

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thoughts are being thunk

tinder

very feel

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This is 10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
And 100% reason to remember the name

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"Fuck her right in the pussy" - Dr. Phil McGraw

I thought his last name was phil

i'd fill that underage girl's hot, tight, wet little gap if you kwim

The ol' heath

so you order hot 18 year old sluts right off your phone? im getting tinder

dad please take me back from china

That's gross, nomasayin'

>tfw nature still hasn't made a man of me yet

really want to move to america or israel

Fucking hell

Want to buy an instant camera but they're pricey as hell

How much British culture is still left in Hong Kong?

best get a move on before the wall is put up

Are you Jewish

youtube.com/watch?v=GpNWLb3Oiq8

This is a surprisingly good news source

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i am cut, and have a name who ends with ""el""

this made me wish there was an uber for hookers. imagine how comfy it'd be if you could order a hooker on an app, some wings online, and stay in the whole time. i forsee myself buying a hooker every 1-2 months when i move out

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thats pretty degenerate ngl

there are 16 people living in the world who share the same surname as i do

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need a bf but no one wants me

unironically had that same idea but got told it was dumb. i thought it was perfect desu. your profile rating means that the girls can get a safe experience from customers, and the clients can evaluate and hold hookers to a competitive standard rather than paying and hoping she is enthusiastic about it

Don't websites like this already exist?

american girls will love my cut dick

TELL me i'm not a part of a minority identity group - I DARE you

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my name ends with el too

if anyone would know that it would be you

One day, Paco, you'll make it to the promise land!

>i am cut

>HK parents try to use British English to their children over Beijing Chinese or Cantonese
>English is still widely used in HK (aside from Mong Kok area and some parts of Kowloon)
>HK MTR System is similar to UK, except pricing
>Left-side driving
>Financial hub of Asia
>Lots of roundabouts
>Still retains British education system
>"Please mind the gap"
>HK citizens still hate mainlanders

UK still has the right to interfere with what is happening in HK.

people post prossie profiles in this thread :/

hi merchant, i would like to fuck a cute jewish girl.....i do not want to get bullied by third world girls because of my lack of foreskin

Civilized people are not interested in shitholes.

Why do black people live in the uk

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she doesn't like nazis......but i bet nazis like her
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who here /anglo/?

>tfw ywn visit your fellow clansmen in the falklands

>aesthetic posteriors
blowhard

Based Hong Kong won't be purged from Earth.

>everyone needs a group identity to find their place in the world
>mfw I get called autistic for trying to embrace muh british or dutch heritage
>mfw I'm only allowed to embrace my "canadian identity" which was pretty much extinguished by trudeau sr. so as to make way for multiculturalism
>mfw the only elements of my group identity are muh hockey, beavers, and maple syrup ha ha sorry muh public healthcare
>people wonder why canadians are weird and angry online

Did she grab my dick first?

smart leaf poster

This

>Saudi Arabia
>South Africa
>Brazil
t. Rasheed Mbeke Barbosa

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The african people invented liking big butts. If you like big butts you are in fact appropriating african culture and basically contributing to slavery.

wow she is right
twitter.com/MintMilana/status/796390584864772096

because you're 100% embarrassing for everyone.

>canadian identity
LOL

There will be 100 million Canadians

hahahhaha

youtube.com/watch?v=JUGkg_U5HIo

youtu.be/lsZ4USvDSFY

Me getting interviewed

those are instances of 1, or 2.

Its like 50 in New Zealand. 8k in the USA. 2k in the UK. 500 in both australia and canada.

Lots of the ones in the US are former slaves kek

my last name is literally a letter from the greek alphabet

and no it's not beta before you start

Nobody says that here. Bless your heart, Phil.

Are you a robot

Dear Mr. President-elect, it's time to end common core and go back to a merit based education system which rewards hard working students and inspires others to do better! Please stop federal funding that encourages common core at the state level and let the states decide what's best