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Shhhh, 47 is sleeping

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oh ave maria

I'm going to have a French gf and none of you can stop me

I have had this thread up for 10 minutes but I didn't create it yet because the old one hadn't hit the bump limit yet. /cum/ is truly the worst general.

Ive come to the gradual realization that getting 99 in many of the skills of runescape is tedious bullshit that forces you to buy materials for any hope of getting good xp/hr

shhhhh
tell me a bed time story

Stoppez les peds!

I'm just disappointed that you didn't do something with Thanksgiving.

>none of you can stop me

You'll handle that yourself

Non

i made this

I hope you're better at making walls.

Best snack food right here

I will stop myself from stopping myself

Gettin tired 2bh lads
Sick of feeling lost in this sea of memes and you dunno whats what.
Guess I should try to get some more hobbies since I cant really aplly for jobs right atm.

What should I get into?

Hockey and a guitar.

Weeb shit will let you talk about more stuff with anons. Find some chink cartoons to like.

wasn't even my idea

someone on twitter asked for it
but i was too late so i just posted it here

Ain't there one damn song that can make me break down and cry?

When I canada legalizing weed?Maybe I should just move to california instead

if you're so smart, how come you can't solve this?

hang out with me bud

Too old to start something like hockey, I never learned to skate. Already sorta play guitar. Perpetually stuck at a beginner- intermeddiate level, because I lost the motivation to practice as I became more depressed in adulthood.

Maybe I should write instead. Lord knows you guys got your share of laughs from my shit.

probably 4/20
right now legality is mostly based on law enforcement
municipal police in cities seem to be letting dispensaries operate
rcmp in smaller places don't

Donald Tees Ass

Im tired of talking to anons.
Which sucks, cause some of you seem like real nice people. Makes me sad.

Don't worry, I'm a real jerk

Dawn Old Tee Rump

Donald Trump

I'm going to get drink and I'm not going to stop until I can find a song on spotify that can make me cry

>some of you seem like real nice people.

Who've you been talking to nerd?

*shoves you into lockers*

Erotic literature is the way to go.

Donald pegs pawgs

here are a few I like
youtube.com/watch?v=grj0ffXzTFA
youtube.com/watch?v=WBff4F5egLc

this always makes me cry when I'm drunk

Alone Again

Ballad of the Green Beret

Traveling Soldier

Try these three

you're good at these

I bond burgered your sister

youtu.be/U8TsAh-zYFI

whenever I need to cry I watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=ukTHjfuN9UU

I remember the old hitman games I used to get a low stealth rating because I went in guns blazing then change uniforms on the way out for no reason. boy i sucked

Last night I silently pounded your sister

Almost negligible. Think of what azrael said about MTV ruining children in Japan by making hood culture hip . It was similar here
It's just she was a "communication skills" teacher so she had to be in sync with western values

Thanks but none of these did it for me

I'm probably just going to drink until I fall asleep

It's "last night i pierced your sister's buns"

>he listened to them all in 6 minutes

Which one broke you like a little girl?

you should get some weed if it's legal
I find I need to drink half as much to sleep if I have some edible

pierce is a feeder

last night I fed your sister burgers

Last night
Uh
Couldn't
Kaitlin?
You?

Last night I banged the buns of your sister
Classic

Is he the most forgettable 007?

He strikes me as a nut honestly

Also

Roger Moore >>>>>> All

Dude killed it

I've heard all of those songs before dad
they're good but they don't do it for me
and as for the songs the other people posted they didn't do it either

don't worry about it too much
I'll find something before I go to bed

Lazenby for sure, made one film and then Sean Connery came back when he didn't want to do another.

lazenby did one movie
dalton did two

doubt anyone new one will really be memorable, franchise isn't special anymore

I'm in California
I'm sure if I walked outside for 1 block I could find someone to sell me weed
but I feel like drinking tonight

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> To me, the Bond situations are so ridiculous, so outrageous. I mean, this man is supposed to be a spy and yet, everybody knows he's a spy. Every bartender in the world offers him martinis that are shaken, not stirred. What kind of serious spy is recognized everywhere he goes? It's outrageous. So you have to treat the humor outrageously as well. My personality is entirely different than previous Bonds. I'm not that cold-blooded killer type. Which is why I play it mostly for laughs.

seems like only you and Roger get it

youtube.com/watch?v=Xah4RzcLWmE

i was going to drink tonight, but it's already 1
probably take me longer to get to sleep if I start

I used to be punk rock

what happened to me?

I know what I'll do

Get some cash together, buy a vietnam riverboat

yeeeeehaw

You grew up.

Happy turkey day fuckers

Not for 2/3 /cum/ nations it isn't.

its 12:10 on the BEST coast, senpai

*slashes /cum/ beast's throat*

drink with me bud

*bites your arm off*

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Am I the only one here who is going to protest ""thanks""giving

Redpill me on cumbeast

>Am I the only one here who is going to protest ""thanks""giving

He's dead.

>Ate
>Still hungry
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>celebrating mass murder
yeah no go fuck yourself

Starve yourself until dinner

No, "takes" giving violated the noble Native American peoples with the oppression of the White man.

A new god for your people.

>why yes, I'm very fat and i wear a hat and I have a neckbeard

We celebrate genocide but not Easter

Saved, friendo. Good meme.

show some fucking respect

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cum lol

lol muɔ

>visiting brother and his wife in Arizona
>Go to Thanksgiving dinner with my brother and his wife's Chinese church friends
>meet a hot chick, looks like one of my younger Korean friends whos 19, except with big tits
>find out she's 35

Fucking Asian aging process...

She and her parents liked the cake I made so that's cool I guess.

ʞɘʞ ɘƨɿɘvɘɿ ni ƨǫniHƚ ɘɘƨ yɘHƚ ɿɘbnu nwob ƚɘd I

Feeling sick so I bought som benylin but I have a lot of studying to do. It has DXM and pseudophedrine, I'm assuming it'll make me drowsy as shit?

go jump off a bridge you worthless cunt

Is she an americanized asian or a real asian?

How the fuck am I the worthless cunt if i'm not celebrating genocide
go fuck yourself you dumb piece of shit

Asians, not even once.

lil im a kiwi

You're a self-loathing shitstain on this earth. Nobody cares about your self-righteous nonsense. Nobody celebrates Thanksgiving cognizant with the fact in mind that numerous Indians died from contact with the pilgrims. It's a wholesome holiday about spending time with your family and eating Turkey. You're not treading new ground or forwarding a cause by reminding everyone that Indians died. You're accomplishing nothing and nobody likes you or wants to be around you.

I think Bond is better played straight, as he said, the situations are ridiculous enough. Roger Moore was Balls.

end yourself

also
>You're accomplishing nothing and nobody likes you or wants to be around you.
quit projecting your failures

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Is the guy on the right supposed to be black?

>end yourself
Great argument fucktard. How's that sociology degree going?
>quit projecting your failures
I'm the most normie person here.