/nfl/ General: Broken QBs edition

BAL:Flacco only starting QB to miss all OTAs
CLE:Hue sees Duke Johnson as every-down back?
DEN:Paxton Lynch to see expanded 1st-team reps
NE:Brady appeal asks judges to rehear his case
HOU:Clowney had Lisfranc injury, but no surgery
FA:Embrace the tank: Browns release Hartline
BUF:Contract-year CB Gilmore to skip Bills OTAs
FA:Manziel slugs man, kicked out of Vegas club
SEA:Sherman not convinced Marshawn Lynch is done
JAC:Jalen Ramsey signs rookie deal with Jaguars
MIA:Ajayi has 'separated' from Dolphins other RBs
FA:Pats show 'preliminary' interest in A. Foster
CHI:John Fox suggests he'll use 'hot hand' at RB

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First for best cat based team

First for I have to cancel my date because of direct debit failures

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gib robinson

Being a Jaguar draft pick is the most dangerous job in the United States.

Never forget

gib brandon graham

post old mocks

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why do you fags even bother mocking past the 1st round? You aren't scouts, you don't know shit, and nobody cares about your retarded opinions

Why do Canadians bother posting in /nfl/? You aren't American, you don't matter and nobody cares about your retarded opinions

Brandon graham and nelson agholor for Arob and Fowler
Hektik af trade right there senpai

B T F O

how old are we talking?

not as btfo as your draft picks

You tried

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>copying me

Nah man, that was straight hivemind.

Getting late huh, buddy.

>canuck honestly believes that one injured draft pick will effect the entire season

>effect

>effect

You know you guys might have picked outside of the top 5 for once if Fowler didn't destroy his ACL.

>tfw go to make a martini but no olives or olive juice

wew lads looks like I'm drinking straight gin

I was so fucking mad
Cucked out of Marcus peters by 2 picks
Then we didn't take Byron Jones
And we were cucked out of Kendricks brothers synergy by 2 more picks
Eric Rowe better get his ass in gear and become elite real quick
Need tons of /deathrowe/ shitposting to heal this achey heart

kinda doubt that

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DO YOU REMEMBAH
SHITPOSTING IN SEPTEMBAH

THE LEAGUE WAS PLAYING THE NIGHT AWAY
THE NEXT GAME WAS GONNABBE OKAAAAYYYYY

BAH DEE AHH
DO YOU REMEMBAH
BAH DEE AHH
RAPID F5ing IN SEPTEMBAH
BAH DEE AHH

SAY DO YOU REMEMBAH
BAA DEE AHHHH
RAGING IN SEPTEMBAHHH
BAH DEE AHHHH
WHEN YOUR KICKER MISSED THE GAMEWINNAH

BAHHHH DEEEE AHHHHH
BAH DEE AHHHHH
BAAAHHHH DEEE AHHHHH

WE'RE FUCKING COMING, /nfl/

GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME THIS SEASON

HAIL TO THE FUCKING REDSKINS

Did you not see my SB51 prediction?

You are terrible, terrible poster

You're won to talk

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Good to see Old Bay still unemployed and living in his parents basement. Making those edgy memes as always.

I am not, comrade, I am good poster

How do ravens fans even live?

Nah man, he's a bartender.

Yew two user

>old bay turns off his trip
>we can still tell because of his stupid meme he can't help but add because his autistic brain thinks he's being funny

CTE must be very powerful

>Old Bay turns off his trip

This is my favorite meme

This is your check list to see if you're like him or worse:

Are you an attention seeking tripfag?
Do you constantly post stale memes while you waste your life away bartending?
Are you almost always wrong?
Do you get btfo in every general?
Do you lose your trip and ride your own dick as user?
Do you leave when getting btfo?
Were you once a solid trip who's gone completely senial, sour, and assblasted 24/7?
Does half of /nfl/ hate you?
Are you a Baltimurder Ratshits fan?

I can tell that you're none of those things. Old Gay is Sean-tier (not in the trolls Sup Forums like a God, just insufferable) and Tiki-tier delusion

did whoever said they were going to ever end up posting the tripfag delusion power rankings? i was looking forwards to it

Its a bannable offense

I don't get why you are obsessed with me. When did I blow you the fuck out or successfully predict failure on your team's part? Are you a falcon fan, butt hurt over my Matt Ryan and Vic Beasley claims coming true or someone else?

Let it go Lake, let it go

>Raven boil in Old Bay

OLD GAY BTFO BY GOOGLE

Holy fuck

BTFO

Kek, that's pretty funny. Also agains just shows how obsessed you are

if you ignore him, maybe he'll go away

>Are you an attention seeking tripfag?
Yes
>Do you constantly post stale memes while you waste your life away bartending?
Everything but the bartending, so 0.5
>Are you almost always wrong?
Yes
>Do you get btfo in every general?
Yes
>Do you lose your trip and ride your own dick as user?
No
>Do you leave when getting btfo?
No
>Were you once a solid trip who's gone completely senial, sour, and assblasted 24/7?
No
>Does half of /nfl/ hate you?
More than half, so that's 2 points
>Are you a Baltimurder Ratshits fan?
Worse, I'm a Packers fan, so that's 3 points.

8.5/9 points, that's pretty bad.

Jesus, faggot
>Old Sneak

At least I'm not a cross dresser

>this thread
I fucking hate the off-season, except training camp and dindus getting busted

>your team
>favorite players (max of 3)
>least favorite player (max of 3)
>preferable record for 2016
>more realistic record for 2016
>what are you listening to?

Pets
Hightower, Gronk, Ninkovich
Cannon, Dobson
16-0
12-4
youtu.be/keRMhpjjn_U

>hes so scared of the ravens he has to run to his paint program and quickly crop and edit photos and make the general before anyone else can

sad tbqh

why would anyone be scared of the Ravens?

are you implying anyone would rather be you than me?
eags
cox, sproles, kelce
barbre, huff, smith
8-8
8-8
youtube.com/watch?v=fdwRKHvjWN0

Raiders
Carr, Mack, DA
>Hayden
11-5
9-7
Jimmy Hendrix - All along the watchtower

>Ravens
>Steve Smith Sr, CJ Mosley, Forsett
>Marlon Brown
>10-6
>10-6
>nothing atm

considering the only time they dont have a winning record is when the whole team is injured, they have one bad season and everyone cant wait to hop on the ravens are bad train because they ball on them niggas

Raiders
Pretty obvious Carr, Cooper, Mack
DJ Hayden
13-3
10-6
nothing

I've been chuckling heartily for the past 10 minutes reading all of last thread and this thread. Kudos, faggots.

Did you forget about their illustrious 8-8 2013 season?

>8-8 is losing

shows how much you know, Im high as fuck and even I knew thats neither a winning or losing

>tfw

>the only time they dont have a winning record
.500 is not a winning record

>are you implying anyone would rather be you than me?

Obvious, that goes without saying

Ravens
Suggs, Yanda, Flacco
Monroe, Boyle, Hurst
12-4
10-6
Does playing Doom count?

it is also not losing

jasg
robinson, hurns, telvin
cyprien
10-6
7-9
if bird calls count, yeah

Gotta side with the Police on this on Life of Flacco. Police would know about non winning records, he's an Eagles fan

sure
you never mentioned a losing record here"considering the only time they dont have a winning record is when the whole team is injured"
what about 2013? 8-8 is not a winning record

>the only time they don't have a winning record
>being 8-8 after winning the Owl

Nigga you didn't say anything about a losing season, you said "not winning"

>getting high
Well of course it makes sense, gotta "escape" the Baltipoor environment

thank you

I suppose youre right

anything that makes you feel good about your team I guess

I dont even live in bodymore

Ur a faget

Ayyy yo fuq da police killin mah nigga freddy we boutta fuck shit up!

#baltimorelootcrew #weouthere

RAVENS BTFO

Ill come back when you guys are done memeing

Sure, do they still play Metal while you kill demons?

you should really know better, considering your former trip name

anyway i'm about to pop some oxycodone and go to bed, night /nfl/

>it's a fans of shit teams attack fans of successful teams episode

you're tears replenish my electrolytes, keep 'em coming

Samefag

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Oh yeah. Not even into metal but it's awesome in this instance

Lol

>s-stop guys! The memes hurt!

>passive aggressive to hide his buttfrustration

So brave

>one on the PC
>one on the phone

Confirmed samefag

strawpoll.me/10297336

Dope

Same, tonight is one of those nights

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>wahh my offseason general is ruined
what the fuck were you expecting at 4 am? kys

Charge your shit nigga

>defending actually shitty shitposting

You right though, offseasons suck

just listen to GKMC

I liked it more than TPAB, except for like 6 tracks

Which 6?

>Maryland Lacrosse kicking ass in the playoffs (all the Maryland teams lol @you poor states)
>Maryland Basketball looking top 10 again
>Orioles best team in baseball
>Ravens guaranteed to win 10 games

You guys will never know these feels

on TPaB I liked:
>u
>king kunta
>i
>institutionalized
>momma
and
>hood politics

>the orioles and ravens will win another world series and owl in your lifetime

are other states even trying?

Good tracks, no Alright? That's my shit right there, and the last track too. Oh and Blacker the Berry.