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only important post in this itt

3D women are NOT important.

Federation of memes

fuck everyone in this itt

I'm REALLY important

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>no edition

dumb dickhead dunce

baltic trash
bogan filth
kiwi subhumans

especially you're mom hahaha

you're not funny

>you're mom
why you do dis

Good pics

wanna put my willy in a girl

dubs confirm :(

>dis
why doth thou twist the English language so?

fuck that swedish guy

>Gunta Latiševa-Čudare will never be your gf
J U S T
U
S
T

fuck that russian too

>fuck that swedish guy

low test anime-living son of a whore you're. get cancer dumb bastard

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Have you got a baby?

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>67817556
Not gonna give you a (you), hah

>tfw to intelligent to read this retarded thread
*closes tab*

sick of seeing your name cunt

you'll be scum at the bottom of my steel caps next time we meet dickhead

I do this often

You did great lad. Now you have more control of stuff.

>Wageslaves
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhahahahahahhhhahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahaha

yes

You're cutiest mom I've seen ever

@67817616
Didn't see any Russians being thanked anywhere so that's fine

@67817635
Nah, that was pretty shit mate, you can do better than that I hope, or else you won't graduate from Austrian school of banter.

Here's a (you) for your troubles friend.

wasn't meant to be banter fuckwit

your teeth are going to scrape against the pavement

Delete this before pedojew reports you.

>No Latvian or Estonian posters yet
uhhh

literally who

sorry I killed them all in the previous thread

I meant pedojew, not you
>67817556
456
556
Ha

I'd let you at least try, but you'd probably just ruin that too seeing as you're the kind of person who's reduced themselves to owning steel caps.

third world baltic scum and aussie white trash think they are some kind of community.
ahahahaha

Theres also ppl from nz here

>come back
>thread is dead
Guys?

third world because of you

Just came back from the psychologist. She said that my case isn't that bad and that she won't prescribe me meds. She wants me to do some kind of drawing and therapy. Oh well. My parents pay for this shit anyway so might as well try.

Is she pretty?

ebil commies did that. we good boys we dindu nuffin
>ppl from nz

>people
>nz

She looks like the cute granny that always makes cookies for you and gives you money so you can buy yourself the new edition of the Donald Duck magazine

oh. thought you were meeting up some young lady who was pretty,dang

Why are you visiting a psychologist

psychologists can't prescribe meds anyway that's psychiatrists :^)

Yea well if it was a pretty woman she would only make me nervous and unwilling to tell her about how fucked up I am to be honest

First of all nice trips. Second of all, I can't deal with people outside of Sup Forums and I lack the motivation to do anything. Started skipping most of university lectures and just staying in front of my PC. Almost cancelled the appointment with her today as wel but I want things to change I guess.

Ehhh yea w/e

weird hearing of people being rejected for meds though. my GP gave me a prescription on my first appointment with him

Good dubs

To be fair I've been at two other Pschiatrists (?) before and one time I got perscriped benzos, the other time some weak antidepressant. But the benzos never helped and I don't want a limp dick from the antidepressants, so I'm more looking for a therapy than meds anyway tbf.

>Pschiatrists (?)
i already spelled it correctly here you're just a letter off

>I'm more looking for a therapy than meds anyway tbf.
fair enough

Let me teach you how to fap like a man whose given up on life.

I don't masturbate all week. Monday through Friday, I don't even glance at pornography. I scan right past pictures of sexy women on the forums I frequent. By the time Friday rolls around I'm desperately horny; I'm fucking salivating over joggers on street corners and high schoolers in parks. Running through massively elaborate fantasies all day with a desperate hard-on pressing against my desk.

Friday, after work, I head strait to the liquor store and get 1-2 bottles of something, usually whiskey. Once I get home it's time to crawl into my cave, get shit faced and beat my cock bloody for 48 hours.

I log off my computer's day-to-day user account and log into my "Test" account. The first session I sit on my bed and edge for about 3-5 hours. After a while my cock is bulging around the shaft, flushed dark red with blood and pulsating. My hand and the head both sticky and dripping with precum. Usually during this session I multitask, obsessively hoarding and organizing massive quantities of pornography.

The Test user account is a fucking wonderland of perversion, pic related. The desktop shuffles through a special folder I made containing 2,000 hand-picked, Hi-Res pics, a new one every 5 minutes. Terabytes of movies meticulously sorted into folders with sexy icons. iPhoto libraries packed with around five hundred thousand images, all of them quality shit, I'm very selective. I scour the internet for hours, covering my desktop in dozens and hundreds of newly downloaded videos and photos while continuing to edge my dick & get progressively more drunk. The first cum is just a warm up, to make it harder to cum the next few times.

Right, thanks

The next fap is my favorite. By then it's usually like midnight and I'm completely shit faced. I break out my fleshlight. I boil water then pour it into a pitcher; Then throw in the fleshlight sleeve and my bottle of lube along with some heat packs. About 20-30 mins later the sleeve & oil are just above body temperature. Then I slather my cock in hot lube till it's dripping down my balls. Keep in mind that at this point I've just cum like an hour ago and I'm drunk. So even with this warm, wet, heavily lubricated, "Super-Ribbed©" texture "tight" graded fleshlight and my mountain of porn I can fap for like 2 hours.

At this point it's a fucking bonanza. I'll open up like 8 or 9 videos at once, pop in my headphones and go fucking nuts. I get to this point where It's like a fapper's high: Where I can just slam the fleshlight violently up and down from head to balls for minutes at a time, I'm edging like this, but I'm fucking plastered and came an hour ago so I can make the edge last for like 5 minutes. It feels like I'm cumming for several minutes at a time; over and over again. If the selection of videos going is good enough, even after I finally cum, I'll just keep going. The fleshlight sloshing up and down on my dick. My cum thats still in there mixes with the lube and the warm water and turns into this kind of sea-foam looking shit that lathers up and foams in my pubic hair. That second fleshlight orgasm is the best fucking kind, it takes like 30-40 mins just to get my exhausted and almost painfully hyper-stimulated penis there. But when I finally manage to cum a second time, I swear to god I squirt for a full 30 seconds, it just keeps coming. I can almost HEAR the sound of my semen spurting out it's so violent. My whole body locks up, my eyes roll back and sometimes I'm so drunk I just black out on the spot.

shan't be reading any of that

I just downed 6 0.33ml cans of Red Bull. Time to start coding. Deadline for the team is tomorrow and half of the C# monkeys are sick so imma have to do it mostly myself

> But the benzos never helped and I don't want a limp dick from the antidepressants
Hmm, haven't fapped for a two weeks now and don't feel like doing it. Feels bored

Any of youse going Knock Out?

tl;dr :DDD

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AYA YO?

didn't click, didn't listen

thanks I really appreciate it

no problem, nice trips bee tee double-u

thanks :)

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lel this reminds me of spongbob

that's fucking gay

very nice digits
you've never seen inseduous?

nope

nope

spooky movie. pretty much how everyone in America knows the song

nice numbers

oh you mean insidious dontcha

yeah that sorry bad spelling runs in the family haha

>spooky movie. pretty much how everyone in America knows the song
I don't like scary movies
they are too scary for me

not scary. it didn't actually scare me really. just little bit uncomfortable ya know?

no probs
yeah i didn't really like that one
somehow most of the new horror movies aren't really the shit
although i did like the blair witch project remake

hmmm yeah now I know

i cant really into Sup Forums well in general. Blair witch project did scare me but that was cuz i saw it when i was like 8 or 9

good digits

business idea: kil myself and reincarnate as someone with social skills

reincarnation isn't real you heathen

business idea: murder an aussie and perform voodoo magic on him so he reincarnates as an abo

hmm. we won't know until we try

The voices in my head are telling me that I should masturbate to furry porn

business idea: kill ẽ̢̱̬̗̣̜̰̜̭̘̱͉̳͙͕͙̣̜͛̍́͝ͅv̢̡̖̬̩͇͍͚̱̬̫̜͉̠͙̘͙͓͒͂͑ͣ͛̀̂͐ͯ̃̿͆̐ͫͦ͊͐̚̚͘͠ͅe̸͚̻̘̥͓̮̝̮̭̝͎̼̪̮͑͗͑̀́̚r̸ͨ̔̽̊̉ͯͪ͑̈͋̿̈̾̃̏҉̛̭͓̬̙̻̱̠̜̝̦͚͇͟͡ͅy̵̴͙͓͉̣̬͕̯͈͔̬͈͚͔̰͍̲͙̻ͭ̑̋ͬ̐͐͑̇̇ͭ̇ͩ̏ͧ͘͟͡ö̸̻̜̼̖̪̜͓̩̩͎̲̘̜̺͍̝́̏̉ͦ͡ṉ̷̨͕̝̙̱̦̜̞̩̭̠̙̦̪̳̖͈̝ͭ̓ͬ̏͒̆̏́̐͒̌̌̈̑̓̿ͩ͌͝ȩ̴͈̠̍̊ͭͣ͛͊̈́̏̉ͯ͂̆̐͆ͯ́̚ͅ

ur gay

first Latvian itt

>implying you would be able to kill me

>implying youre not already dead inside

Oh my God! He killed him!

not yet

AAAAAAAAAHHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY ARE YOU HERE

Don't g̴̺̾ͪ͌͢oͨ̏̿͌҉͙̮ ̧͎͍͓͆ͮ͠ǒ̶̧̹̟̜̥̩̊̆ü̳̰̬̖̹̤ͣ̉̌̕t̗̼̲̹͇̀ͤ̊̃͊̈́̀͘͜ ̈̍̏̉҉̥̞̮̹̰͔͕̪t̢̲̖̳̰̼̺̮̳̲̓ͪ́ͫͩ̑͟o̶͙̟̱̖͕̚n̳̦̰̎͐ͯ́̉ͅị̩̖̓͂̾ͭ̚̚͘͞g̛͕̜̩͖͍ͩ̀͡h̛̜̫͎̞̗̗̥̄͆̿͋͋̕͠t̴̉͂ͣ҉͔̬͎̖̦͖


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Good evening

*bleeds heavily out of an open neck artery*
cough... cough... make it quick... please...