Honestly just expected her to unmatch me, but now I don't know what to do. Help me, Sup Forums

Honestly just expected her to unmatch me, but now I don't know what to do. Help me, Sup Forums

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gonna need more info on this one to help

post her profile?

>You heard me. get some taste, I bet you still listen to radiohead

this then tack on
>at least youre kinda hot tho

Ask her for her obscure tastes. If you're not satisfied with her answer, ask her if cock is on that list.

oh wait this is from yesterday, you actually followed thru with what dubs said to say? that's hilarious. what you do now is tell her you asked a website to tell you what to say because you were intimidated by how pretty she was or whatever and how tame impala is actually your favorite band

kind of don't want to post her profile but she listed The Strokes, The Smiths, AnCo and Vampire Weekend as some of her favorite bands.

but i h8 tame impala

you are such a fucking autist ugggggghhhhhhhh

>tell her you asked a website to tell you what to say because you were intimidated by how pretty she was
Don't do that.

do not listen to this guy >telling her you asked a website
just no

ask her about her guilty pleasures

"I'm just kidding. I'm not one of those douches that is actually so close-minded that they'd insult a stranger over their taste. but if you like those bands, try listening to (Insert something she might actually enjoy based on what she listed)"

Reply with: I could show you some real good shit, but you'd have give up your pussy first. You can't backtrack now.

roommate suggested I send "it's ok, I like entry level hipster garbage too, which also makes me a cunt." thoughts?

Ask her if she is going to [insert upcoming local show here].

Depending on how she responds, tell her to go with you and give her your number.

>I'm just kidding. I'm not one of those douches that is actually so close-minded that they'd insult a stranger over their taste.

Don't say that. Don't backtrack. You'll look unsure of yourself by explaining away an obvious joke.

Just say "if you like AnCo, you might like ...."

>which also makes me a cunt

If you go with something like that, leave this part out.

acting this retarded even though you super liked her lol

this
no

this is pretty good. the point of it is to act in such a way that reflects what you want to get out of it. if you suspect she's actually chill and hot and shit then be yourself - otherwise if you end up getting to know her and you have to keep pretending to be someone else that can be difficult and shitty and so on

scale 1-10, how screwed am i?

if anything youre the cunt

7

You sound gay. Be mean and don't backtrack.

thirsty beta

10 with that attitude
Chin up! You still got this

why are you so autistic

You got it user

hi OP

just here to confirm there's literally no way you'll ever get anywhere with this girl

ok, thanks for reading this

honestly it works. if she's chill she'll like it and if not then who cares.

Ask her if she likes NMH

you're rambling on about a term she doesn't know, so at least a 9.

lel that's a fantastic answer

I thought it was dubs decide what to say

for a future answer you should say "if you're so funny why do you sleep alone tonight"

this is fucked up dude why are you harassing randoes

do this OP

failed. what a fucking waste of my time

kill yourself. it's the only way

you deserve to die

This screams insecurity you are a fucking autist. You need revaluate your life, think about why you're sending these embarrassing messages.

Doubling down in such a beta fashion. You're screwed, kiddo.

Have fun not getting laid loser

why the fuck would you open up with an inside joke she's not familiar with you idjit

wow its like we're posting on Sup Forums but everyone is 17 instead of 14
ask her what her favorite swans album is for the sake of the meme

You super liked her and then called her a cunt.

You're done

tell her that her taste is actually great, not cringey at all

*pretty great

holy fuckshit

>ask her what her favorite swans album is for the sake of the meme
this desu

reply:
>"no you don't"

ask her about sex

"like what? the swans? the soft cell? the sonics?"
and then just keep messaging "the sonics?" over and over until she unmatches you.

this t b h

haha

kek, this one user

why not finish with "you don't know what you really want"?

"like the patrician noises of you moaning while I bang that tight pussy?"

I couldn't help but read that in Kent Brockman's voice

this

definitely this desu

like what?

do it

Holy shit, this is wild. Ask her if she wants you to eat her out while Morrissey weeps in the background.

You better do this op. I'm invested in this now.

You super liked that biych and then you indult her taste?.. weird

Fucking yes
Haven't kekd so hard at Sup Forums in a while

Two accounts

jesus christ, this.

op probably creamed himself when she saw she like entry lvl Sup Forumscore but for w/e reason is trying to act all superior after he was being thirsty as fuck

oof that's embarrassing

>dude whatv

is this the new
>holy fucking shit dude

i think so

you missed the thread from a couple days ago when OP posted on Sup Forums that dubs got to decide what he messaged her. OP isn't a faggot because he delivered, but he is a huge faggot for cockblocking himself this hard

rbt.asia/mu/thread/S67797642

dude whatv

the fact that tinder interest only show if you like them same things means op also likes all those shit bands making this even more embarrassing

holy fuck

this

OP mans both accounts

That's what I said --->

dude whatv

She actually seems cute
Dont fuck it up

this is the most autistic thread I've ever seen

kek

How's your first day

is this satire that's going over my head or are there 59 literal retards here

62

this. I considered doing it before but Im not that lame

>im just pretending to be autistic

Ask her if she's an archeologist

I believe in you OP. Don't let me down

Update faggot I'm losing my hard on

hello autist