Honestly just expected her to unmatch me, but now I don't know what to do. Help me, Sup Forums
Honestly just expected her to unmatch me, but now I don't know what to do. Help me, Sup Forums
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gonna need more info on this one to help
post her profile?
>You heard me. get some taste, I bet you still listen to radiohead
this then tack on
>at least youre kinda hot tho
Ask her for her obscure tastes. If you're not satisfied with her answer, ask her if cock is on that list.
oh wait this is from yesterday, you actually followed thru with what dubs said to say? that's hilarious. what you do now is tell her you asked a website to tell you what to say because you were intimidated by how pretty she was or whatever and how tame impala is actually your favorite band
kind of don't want to post her profile but she listed The Strokes, The Smiths, AnCo and Vampire Weekend as some of her favorite bands.
but i h8 tame impala
you are such a fucking autist ugggggghhhhhhhh
>tell her you asked a website to tell you what to say because you were intimidated by how pretty she was
Don't do that.
do not listen to this guy >telling her you asked a website
just no
ask her about her guilty pleasures
"I'm just kidding. I'm not one of those douches that is actually so close-minded that they'd insult a stranger over their taste. but if you like those bands, try listening to (Insert something she might actually enjoy based on what she listed)"
Reply with: I could show you some real good shit, but you'd have give up your pussy first. You can't backtrack now.
roommate suggested I send "it's ok, I like entry level hipster garbage too, which also makes me a cunt." thoughts?
Ask her if she is going to [insert upcoming local show here].
Depending on how she responds, tell her to go with you and give her your number.
>I'm just kidding. I'm not one of those douches that is actually so close-minded that they'd insult a stranger over their taste.
Don't say that. Don't backtrack. You'll look unsure of yourself by explaining away an obvious joke.
Just say "if you like AnCo, you might like ...."
>which also makes me a cunt
If you go with something like that, leave this part out.
acting this retarded even though you super liked her lol
this
no
this is pretty good. the point of it is to act in such a way that reflects what you want to get out of it. if you suspect she's actually chill and hot and shit then be yourself - otherwise if you end up getting to know her and you have to keep pretending to be someone else that can be difficult and shitty and so on
scale 1-10, how screwed am i?
if anything youre the cunt
7
You sound gay. Be mean and don't backtrack.
thirsty beta
10 with that attitude
Chin up! You still got this
why are you so autistic
You got it user
hi OP
just here to confirm there's literally no way you'll ever get anywhere with this girl
ok, thanks for reading this
honestly it works. if she's chill she'll like it and if not then who cares.
Ask her if she likes NMH
you're rambling on about a term she doesn't know, so at least a 9.
lel that's a fantastic answer
I thought it was dubs decide what to say
for a future answer you should say "if you're so funny why do you sleep alone tonight"
this is fucked up dude why are you harassing randoes
do this OP
failed. what a fucking waste of my time
kill yourself. it's the only way
you deserve to die
This screams insecurity you are a fucking autist. You need revaluate your life, think about why you're sending these embarrassing messages.
Doubling down in such a beta fashion. You're screwed, kiddo.
Have fun not getting laid loser
why the fuck would you open up with an inside joke she's not familiar with you idjit
wow its like we're posting on Sup Forums but everyone is 17 instead of 14
ask her what her favorite swans album is for the sake of the meme
You super liked her and then called her a cunt.
You're done
tell her that her taste is actually great, not cringey at all
*pretty great
holy fuckshit
>ask her what her favorite swans album is for the sake of the meme
this desu
reply:
>"no you don't"
ask her about sex
"like what? the swans? the soft cell? the sonics?"
and then just keep messaging "the sonics?" over and over until she unmatches you.
this t b h
haha
kek, this one user
why not finish with "you don't know what you really want"?
"like the patrician noises of you moaning while I bang that tight pussy?"
I couldn't help but read that in Kent Brockman's voice
this
definitely this desu
like what?
do it
Holy shit, this is wild. Ask her if she wants you to eat her out while Morrissey weeps in the background.
You better do this op. I'm invested in this now.
You super liked that biych and then you indult her taste?.. weird
Fucking yes
Haven't kekd so hard at Sup Forums in a while
Two accounts
jesus christ, this.
op probably creamed himself when she saw she like entry lvl Sup Forumscore but for w/e reason is trying to act all superior after he was being thirsty as fuck
oof that's embarrassing
>dude whatv
is this the new
>holy fucking shit dude
i think so
you missed the thread from a couple days ago when OP posted on Sup Forums that dubs got to decide what he messaged her. OP isn't a faggot because he delivered, but he is a huge faggot for cockblocking himself this hard
dude whatv
the fact that tinder interest only show if you like them same things means op also likes all those shit bands making this even more embarrassing
holy fuck
this
OP mans both accounts
That's what I said --->
dude whatv
She actually seems cute
Dont fuck it up
this is the most autistic thread I've ever seen
kek
How's your first day
is this satire that's going over my head or are there 59 literal retards here
62
this. I considered doing it before but Im not that lame
>im just pretending to be autistic
Ask her if she's an archeologist
I believe in you OP. Don't let me down
Update faggot I'm losing my hard on
hello autist