Wake up

>wake up
>every human being has dissapeared and you are the only one on earth
>wat do?

Jerk off

find weed and guns

Does this mean that electricity and the internet are off? If yes, go somewhere warm, spend about a week on a beach and then kill myself

find a warm place with abundance of water or wind power plants that have low chance of breaking and try to maintain them to keep fridges going. stockpile frozen food and other shit that doesnt spoil there.
be drunk for the rest of my life with a big smile on my face, because my problems are finally over. all 6 billion of them

Enjoy the first month or so by going around playing with people's stuff then probably go insane from the crushing loneliness.

I'll read 'I am legend'

break into a bookstore and take survival guides

Stock up on as much fuel as I can pump before power goes out, then non perishable goods and search for a generator.

I'd go to the shelter and pick my favourite doggo too.

Paris > All