What is it like living in countries that recently lost its global influence?

What is it like living in countries that recently lost its global influence?

Terrible desu.

It's fine I guess.

What's going on in the bottom half?

I'm glad I don't know this feel, being an irrelevant country and not being involved in the shitshow that is world politics is honestly a great thing.

Restaurant

y-your mom

France vs Portugal Euro finals earlier this year. (Portugal won)

Ah, why the bonfire then?

losing* but it's OK

What is it like living in countries with zero global influence?

fine

so...france getting invaded, right?

nothing's changed then

Feels bad man.

Really bad.
You can't even picture it.
this place is doomed.

>nothing's changed then

Yeah this is fucked up, always us

Cant really relate. We lost it centuries ago.

It's your fault, tbqhf. You have one of the most touristic countries, yet you are famous for treating tourists like shit. So when they get home they get pissed off and invade.

people still have complexes, that's why we keep spawning nazis

Life in Vichy France was actually quite awful. It would have made more sense to have a picture from Napoleonic times or something.

I went to the Eiffel Tower once many years ago, it was swarming with Africans trying to sell me cheap trinkets.

But the point of it was that it was invaded because it was great.

Actually it was because of total anal anihilation.

Define "recently".

Well of course, where else would they sell their shit to dumb tourists.

I think the joke is France getting invaded.

Only due to americans bombing it.

Ahh ok my mistake

Lol no you treated the French like absolute shot don't even deny it Hans.

they caught a gringo and about to roast him on open fire

you know, i'd say fuck relevance. nothing good comes out of it. i'd rather eat popcorn and observe others.

>french ladies eating out with nazis in paris.jpg

this
We only treated partisans like shit.
The french only claim that it was so awful because we forced them to work as much as we do which is torture according to french standards.

paris is also swarmed with japanese taking 100 pics a second, including mona lisa behind glass. what a beautiful pic to take after waiting in line for a few hours.

>partisans
i read parisians

Paris is much more swarmed with chinese and japanese tourists than anything else.

kek