OFFICIAL CHICAGO CUBS VS ST. LOUIS CARDINALS GAMETHREAD

Jason Hammel, RHP (2.31 ERA, 3.88 xFIP) vs Michael Wacha, RHP (4.03 ERA, 3.80 xFIP)

Cubs Lineup
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Kris Bryant (3B)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Ben Zobrist (2B)
6. Jorge Soler (LF)
7. Addison Russell (SS)
8. David Ross (C)
9. Jason Hammel (P)

Cardinals Lineup
1. Matt Carpenter (3B)
2. Aledmys Diaz (SS)
3. Matt Holliday (LF)
4. Stephen Piscotty (RF)
5. Matt Adams (1B)
6. Yadier Molina (C)
7. Randal Grichuk (CF)
8. Kolten Wong (2B)
9. Michael Wacha (P)

First pitch at 6:10 CT from Busch Stadium in St. Louis

Hammer versus Pacman?

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Adams goes deep again tonight.

here senpai take this better version

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

memed out of yet another dinger

Post Cubs shit that rarely gets posted

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At least it's on ESPN so I don't have to listen to Len and JD.

wooo

>$100
cheap fuckers

Also go cubs

>ronnie woo woo and a solid 7
well at least we know why it's rarely posted

>not wanting to listen to Len and JD

>drafting Kris Bryant over Mark Appel and Jon Gray

>JD
fuck off

??

>tards already btfo
good job good effort

Can always depend on Soler to fuck up bases loaded

They're shit.

Remember when the Cubs fired Steve Stone for pointing out how shitty the team was and the organization just in general couldn't handle his bants?

>they would fire a nice guy
We're stuck with that boring fuck forever

walk

Yes.

>Soler showing discipline
This is fucked up

Am i the only one that hopes Molina gets stabbed

Len would've never been able to talk about sabermetrics if BB was still around.

Don't worry, he'll fuck up soon enough.

Doubles for boss ross grand slamy

Last two digits of this post are the percent chance the old man gets a salami.

our year la

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>muh neck tattoo swag

ALRIGHT BOYS, LETS KEEP IT GOING

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FOREVER YOUNG

I'll take it.

Boss Ross gets a double and dub RBIs

THIS FUCKING FIRST INNING

>tards

THE FUCKING PITCHER

STOP, HAMMEL TIME.

>those cheers

i guess the cubs just needed hayward back in the lineup to get out of a slump

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>cardilels

Did he just get 2 rbis

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He was the only person to contribute nothing to the scoring effort

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And a double.

>Hammel has an at bat, 2 RBIs, and a 6-0 lead before he even walks to the mound.

keep it going cubs

better version

>Want the faggot who's an utter black hole of offense to be in the line up.
He needs to take a fast ball to the skull to get him out of the lineup.

> not posting the carcrashinals
> methinals

So lets talk about the Mets
Am i the only one who wants Harvey to shit the bed?

Soler is the fucking worst plater on the team let's just get that straight. Heyward can play defense all day.

> general

I would post the pic of Oscarcrash Taverass's bloody corpse lying in the morgue with "ayy lmao" written over it, but that shit will get me v&.

>Only took 7 pitches to get an order inning
>In a game where Hammel hit a double and got 2 RBIs
Only the first inning is done.

Maybe if Heyward can not ground out, we can get some more runs in the 2nd.

Does this Cardinals center fielder always spill this much spaghetti?

well he hit a walk off homer yesterday

>Heyward back to the usual

Soler is just skitzo, sometimes he has flashes of not sucking.

Heyward is just garbage no matter how you paint it at batt.

Hey hey is the cubes best player..starting mid June

Good thing they got their runs in the first inning.

The rest of the way = just BABIP my shit up.

More proof the Cubs never get a lucky break.

Jesus Christ

>Randomly flails glove out and slides
>catches ball

Cardinals continue to be luckiest team

should be 2-2

Molina's dick continues to be directly up the umpires' ass

Is it just me or does Hammel's glove look extremely small

he's a big guy

>This umpire's strike zone when the Cubs are up vs when the tards are up

4u

>4 missed calls
>3 helps tards

Is it just me or does ESPN really suck?

Pirates are the hottest team in Baseball since Cole comments thats the cubes are a weak team

Jon Sciambi is literally fat Andy Dalton

and yet they're still more games out of 1st than any other 2nd place team in baseball

I am an anonymous poster on Sup Forums in the MLB thread.

same

>Double Double Double

nice

!SOLER7Qox6 talking shit under the name anonamoose

Triple Double Double

Nicer

Oh my, what an impressive streak.

>pacman

wakka wakka wakka

>little bro is shouting in joy playing Overwatch with friends in the other room

and here I am drinking my life away in a /cubes/ thread. where did it all go so wrong?

These double doubles

Just look up the porn and leave it be.

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How is there already so much of it?

still the same number of playoff wins

Look it up yourself, it will give your life some purpose again.

>mfw Rizzo was a bust the whole time and Bryant becomes a perennial all star

why can't they both be good ...

Yes, you're the only one.

Would you rather post on Sup Forums or Sup Forums in your 20s?

baseball needs a 3 point line...

NEVER DOUBTED SOLER

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