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*triggers article 50*

first for middlesbrough

Gay Health Campaigners Accuse Police Chief Of Blaming Dating Apps For Rape And Murder

did a wank to THAT again lads...

the moon just looks smaller than the Earth because it's far away

if you were on the moon you'd think the Earth was the smaller of the two

genius

Why exactly do the local council need the ability to access someone's internet history.

i fucking hate anime

thought i might ask for a decent bluetooth speaker thing for the old phone and/or ipod. don't really need one but every now and again i find myself thinking it'd be a handy thing to have.

NOW IN THE STREET THERE IS LOTS OF VIOLENCE AND LOTS OF WORK TO BE DONE

WE GONE ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE AND THEN WE'LL TAKE IT HIGHER

to whot

Millennials Are Bearing The Brunt Of The Worst Decade For Wages Since World War 2

Real wages are forecast to be lower in 2021 than they were in 2008. "One cannot stress enough how dreadful that is," said the head of the Institute of Fiscal Studies.

gf just did an absolutely rancid brexit on the living room floor

well the app certainly made it easier for weirdos (well, people weirder than battys) to find targets but i wouldn't blame the app.

Check if you are a nonce.

Just like the earth, the moon is flat. Ever wondered why we only ever see one side of it?

how come when america experiences a nationalist revival it's about improving job prospects for americans, reclaiming american industry, etc, but when britain does the same it's about banning porn and eastern european immigrants

>to make sure you're looking for a job

>unemployed
>refuse to move
>refuse to work a shit job
>refuse to act professionally
why do you think migrants are getting jobs lads, the british population (especially northerners over 40) are absolute no-hopers

when is this happening? when should I get a vpn in other words?

How many of you actually live in L O N D O N ?

What Do You Wish You Were Taught About Queer Sex At School?

Learning about penis going in vagina isn't exactly useful.

watched a documentary about millenials last night

couldn;t believe my eyes that lots of women are also having a hard time in the current economy. always got the impression it was just us

I live in kansas city

me x

*raises paw*

umm actually the sun is flat sorry sweetie x

i live in middlesbrough

you realize brexit was partially about taking back their borders so they could make their own trade policy eh? now I don't know how much protectionist sentiment exists, but I'm sure there's some there

isn't it the same, but with more poo?

That bum sex is not a prerequisite for being gay.

what are you brits eating for thanksgiving dinner?

>realize
fuck off yank

i live in milton keynes which is basically just london

I'm a white man from Tower Hamlets.

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One of my mates is claiming he's fucked Jenny "the vixen" Ryan

Think he's telling porkies if you ask me.

>Learning about penis going in vagina isn't exactly useful.
Sex ed is about teaching the rather important act of reproduction to continue our species. Teaching kids about sexual deviancy isn't exactly useful or a priority

I'd off myself if I lived anywhere near london

Any other white nationalists who are big fans of loli here?

im not though

How the fuck to use a dental dam

Nonce fuck off.

>other white nationalists
this is a racist-free zone

bf is bullying me again

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Paki

Anyone from Nottingham here lads? Ill buy you a drink ta duck x

just bullied my bf again

leave him and this thread you bender twat (pronounced twot in yank accent)

bumsex isn't deviancy lad, it's just a bit of fun

how wrong it's wrong in the eyes of God desu

Going through the videos of liberal youtubers and laughing at them crying over Brexit and Trump

Applied to the civil service

They had one of those questionnaires where you had to pick the right thing to do from a list.

I think I fucked it, most of them were viable options anyway.

should have googled the answers beforehand mate.

giz a link to the vid la ta x

mind if I join in?

who needs a gf when you've got two bitches

Off to the Tesco, you lads want anything?

I spent a good week searching people's pre election timelines on twitter. Most people genuinely thought she was going to get 350EC votes. "Clinton landslide" before the 8th is a good laugh, too.

>ready made chips

>The first volley of gunfire killed the Tsar, the Empress and two male servants, and wounded the family's doctor and the empress' maidservant. Maria tried to escape through the doors at the rear of the room, which led to a storage area, but the doors were nailed shut. The noise as she rattled the doors attracted the attention of the drunken military commissar Peter Ermakov. A heavy layer of smoke had accumulated in the room from the gunfire and from plaster dust released from the walls by errant bullets, and the gunmen could see only the lower bodies of those who were still alive. Ermakov fired at Maria, and his bullet struck her in the thigh. She fell to the floor with Anastasia and Demidova and lay there moaning. The assassins then left the room for several minutes to let the haze clear, and when they returned they killed Dr Botkin, Tsarevich Alexei and Grand Duchesses Olga and Tatiana. Ermakov then turned on the wounded Maria and Anastasia, who was still unharmed. He struggled with Maria and tried to stab her with a bayonet. The jewels sewn into her clothes protected her, and he said he finally shot her in the head. But the skull that is almost certainly Maria's has no bullet wound. Perhaps the drunken Ermakov inflicted a scalp wound, knocking her unconscious and producing a considerable flow of blood, leading Ermakov to think he had killed her. He then struggled with Anastasia, whom he also claimed he shot in the head. As the bodies were being removed from the house, Maria regained consciousness and screamed. Ermakov tried to stab her again but failed, and struck her in the face until she was silent. The facial area of Maria's skull was indeed destroyed, but Yurovsky wrote that the victims' faces were shattered with rifle butts at the burial site.

aaaaaaah yes, the so-called "communists"

You can't

Besides I don't really care if I don't get it

Pisses me off that "diverse" people get to skip it though.

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Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.

Job app tip: Always pick "White - Other" for race and "No comment" for sexuality

The ambiguity makes you more employable if youre possibly a polish bender

right elbow is getting slightly cold lads

might be dying

sara davidson

but thats discrimination and thus illegal.

I felt so vindicated as I read everything in the lead up to election day. I didn't doubt his victory for a second. And it felt so good to be right.

Disgusting paper

foy

are the stormfront equivalent crying about him backtracking on a bunch of stuff yet? was quite looking forward to both sides pissing and moaning about not getting what they wanted desu

Not when it's the government.

They have it on a technicality that it's a some sort of course that they do.

>Going through the videos of liberal youtubers and laughing at them crying over Brexit and Trump

no but I live in dubh linn

Who is Jo Cox?

As someone who works with children, I honestly cannot understand how people can write this kind of crap, what's more, it is also obviously written by people who have little to no contact with children (neckbeard virgins).

poleaboo go home to pakistan

organised politics was a mistake

>Sex ed is about teaching the rather important act of reproduction to continue our species.
Ah yes, I forgot how it's somehow important to 'teach' this, yet most people won't have children until they're into their 30s. Also why sexual education is largely about birth control. Must be that urgent need to reproduce the species.

Dunno if you know Ricky Vaughn, he's some WN autist on twitter who went in depth into the polling. Basically parroted what he was saying back to my mates how Trump'd win florida and probably the election and was hit with "MUH NATE SILVER" felt gr8 desu.

>As someone who works with children
nonce

some mp that was killed by a schizophrenic

what the news should be reporting is the state of mental healthcare in the UK, not on neo nazi nonsense

He hasn't really backtracked on anything yet. He's not even President, for one, but they've seen the actual written plans for the wall in his arms, so why would they feel like they were tricked?

what do you think of that new motorway

Don't know where to look to find christmas present ideas

>Go to Amazon
>Nothing there
>Go to topman
>Don't want to waste Christmas presents on clothes
>Close the internet
>Open the internet again
>Repeat

dying for no reason

that's a false narrative, just like the clinton landslide you mocked americans as conspiracy theorists for not believing

Nah, I am a certified non-nonce. Even have a certificate of my lack of noncery.

As someone who works with men, I honestly cannot understand how people can write gay erotica, what's more, it is also obviously written by people who have little to no contact with men (obese women).

>being such a nonce you need a certificate to "prove" you aren't

Wish i knew it myself

mental healthcare is such a meme

*starts laughing at the state of this thread until suddenly I choke on the fork I was using to eat my soufflé and collapses, unconscious*

As someone who doesn't work, I'd really like a job.

Cyanide

You have to get one to work with children tbqh.