/hoc/ general pens elimination day edition

BOS:Boston inks Kevan Miller to four-year deal
PIT:Penguins will start Matt Murray in Game 6
SJ:Three points for Joe Pavelski; Sharks win 6-3
STL:St. Louis star David Backes is indeed playing
TB:Steven Stamkos doesn't expect to play Tuesday
STL:David Backes will take part in pregame warmup
SJ:Martin Jones likely to start Game 5
DET:Datsyuk's future should become clear in June
TB:Nikita Kucherov comes up big in Game 5
TB:Tyler Johnson scores OT winner in GM 5 of ECF
PIT:Beau Bennett skates with Crosby in warmup
EDM:McDavid scores GWG, CAN wins gold at worlds

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columbus is going to be stacked in 2 years, they have a godly ahl team

knights

All Finns suck

LMAO!

Murry getting BTFO tonight

>Penguins undefeated with this reffing crew
>Tampa winless with this reffing crew
Hmmmmmmm

Here's a list of teams that didn't have a Minnesotan play at least 10 games for them this season.

>Anaheim: eliminated
>Arizona: shit
>Boston: shit
>Buffalo: shit
>Calgary: shit
>Chicago: eliminated
>Columbus: shit
>Detroit: eliminated
>Nashville: eliminated
>New Jersey: shit
>Ottawa: shit
>Vancouver: shit

Coincidence?

Strome likely makes the Coyotes out of camp. A team like that needs to get exciting youth into the league rather than let them marinate.

Oh that's a relief.

Thank you based Bettman

Except for the part where they're completely cap fucked. Might have the worst cap situation in the league.

>tfw they will offload shit contracts like scott hartnell, fedor tyutin and dalton prout this offseason

Yeah good luck with that. Also good luck with tortorella lmao

>46-0

Safe is death brother.

Nobody is taking those contracts against a striking cap.

>Canadian dollar down + 0 Canadian playoff revenue + 2 small market teams in the conference finals + NHLPA already used their CBA cap escalator last year = lower cap

>dalton prout
kek You realize they just signed him to a 2 year deal in March?

Are you a butthurt Habs fan that's been rooting for the Pens all series?

Truly sad.

>yfw da jackets win da cup

Are you a sunbelt fan that thinks the refpuck isn't on his side?

Look mom!

like i said mate, people want a player with a contract already so they can use him for those years then shell him off

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SARAVON
>PEKKA
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Confirmed ass blasted Habsnigger cucking himself by rooting for Poopsburg

>bombston's defense situation
top kek

>pls reply

Columbus isn't trading someone they just signed especially when the signing was clearly prioritized and done during the season.

They're already an undesirable UFA destination, they're not going to make it worse by signing a guy and then trading him a couple months later.

JUST
ELIMINATE
MY
SHIT
UP

Laine:

U18 7gp 8+3=11
U20 7gp 7+6=13
WHC 10gp 7+5=12

Nope
Confirmed for retarded sunbelt "fan" who can't even skate

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>this eternal Habs asspain

Okay, bud.

is that reddit faggot gonna make another pointless montage

Told you I wasn't a habs fan mr sunbelt "fan"

>mfw sunbelt fans can't skate
>mfw they can still whoop canada up and down the ice

Game thread when?

So you're a Canadian Penis fan?

Is Sullivan wrong for switching goaltenders game 5?

I think you're confusing me with someone else my man, you should probably calm down though

Tortorella is based tyvm
>publix fan

Literally the best bants from NHL coaching

>Shut your yap

Top quality Philiblasting. I miss Tortz.... sometimes....

Probably not, but people will say he was.

My shitty game thread since no one made one. Yes I know I fucked up

>tfw can't fool myself into caring about the playoffs

I followed the first round closely but after that my interest slowly decreased. I should probably just choose one east and one west team to bandwagon. But I kinda want root for all the young finnish players(Aho, Laine, Pulju, Barkov, Rantanen, Juolevi, Ristolainen etc.)

There's already a thread dumbass. Good job.

I know that now, I didn't see it before I posted. Also asked for the game thread like 10 min ago and no one posted.

nobody cares if you asked for a thread. don't be a stupid welfare nigger and make it yourself. you are so stupid you don't even know how to make a thread properly so again nobody fucking cares. you should use the catalog not expect it to be spoonfed to you fucking cunt

DONSKOI!

holy fuck you're salty

why did smug sheep die?
literally the GOAT /hoc/ meme

at least I'm not as dumb as you

It had to be said. Don't be a faggot about it that's just not necessary.

you sure about that bud?
more salty bitches

>dumbfrogposter
>dat filename
>obviously a zoomed in to shit screencap from jewbook
>so stupid he can't make a thread
>so stupid he can't see a thread already made

yeah I'm sure I'm not not as dumb as you.

Dunno

they why are you so mad? a intelligent reasonable adult wouldn't be such a salty cunt over something that literally means nothing. Stay mad faggot, i bet you'll respond because you're so mad.

How much would /hoc/ shit itself if we somehow ended up with Penis/Bloos finals?

Probably just the average amount that Slovakians shit themselves on a daily basis.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING REFPUCK

>you're dumb
>lol u mad???!? U mad? u MAD?!!? lolol
>holy fuck you're dumb
>OMFG SALTY U SALT LOL MAD MAD MAD SALTY LMAO

This is your 'conversation'. How long are you gonna do this dance? You think anybody cares that you're so insecure you feel compelled to immediately respond to anyone calling you an idiot for doing something stupid?

I kind of feel bad for you m8. Pity, that's the word.

ok m8

Fucking REKT tbqh

what's the point of game threads anymore? its nothing but people trying to get ebin responses

>those inverted hairlines
wew

ok

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>Series already confirmed for going back to Pittsburgh for Game 7

Damn shame

>rags

Pens Blues SCF confirmed

>rags

I wonder how the reddit forcing OP is feeling right now

>rags

Ok. So I've been watching hockey for like 15 years, but there is one play I've never understood why it isn't a penalty.

As I understand "Interference", it is impeding someone ability and progress in playing the puck.

So why, when I player does a dump and chase play into the zone, is it not interference when the d man just stands in front of him and push him back?

I'm sure it's explained in the text of the rule, but I don't know the rule book in full.

Because refs would have to call 20 penalties per team per game if this was interference. On the play you described, they only penalize it if the defender is out of position and has to lunge/reach out and grab the chasing player. If the defender is in good enough position to just stand in front of the chaser to stop him they won't call that.

>russian goaltending

Refs are faggots. They try to make refs call that every couple years but they never do.

we're doin it hoc

>1-2 at home for both pgh and tam

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transpa literally thought crosby wasnt going to take his big cock and slap them across the fuckin face

lightning deserve to lose

Fuck you OP

>Penguins remain undefeated with O'Holloran in
HMMMM

Penguins confirmed winning the cup. Suck our motherfucking dicks you hater faggots.

>fluery will never start another game for the pens
i wonder who takes him, flames or dallas maybe?

Fuckin bill memeing the game

Stamkos has been such a non factor this series.

>yfw BILL wins the conn smythe

Toronto Media On Suicide watch the day after

>yfw hockey night in China

The greatest living hockey player is about to get a second ring. How fucking mad are you right now?

he just wanted to make a screencap so he could post on reddit. he thinks an elimination day for every team is the greatest thing ever

So what do you guys think happens with Datsyuk? Do the Yotes, or Blue Jackets sign him to free up the cap space or does just go full Federov on the Wings next year?

Hope no one hits him too hard and he gets another concussion, he'll have to retire.

mcdavid is in china I heard in the post above yours

KHL

Ovechkin is better

TWO (2) MORE RINGS THEN OVECHKIN HAS CONFRENCE FINALS APPERANCES

When will he just give up and go play in the KHL?

Not even close.

Thats not Bill. Shit thats not even Malkin

>yfw sidney gets cucked out of another conn smythe by a different penguin

dubs confirm Sharks win the Stan Lee Cup

If ovechkin is better then how come he lost to crosby in the playoffs?

Checkmate