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the first thanksgiving was in VIRGINIA edition

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someone help me find black friday deals to waste my wagecuck bucks on

you don't know me dawg

haha btfo

JANNY'd

Ukraine we don't care. You're going the way of Tibet in a couple years.

SOMETHING WRONG

>Virginia's such a fag he gets Janny to delete the other General

Fricking Chris-Chan deleted my thread reeeeeeeee

brownells and cabelas are having some pretty awesome sales

Today I am thankful that Donald John Trump was elected president

What are you thankful for /cum/?

That I'm a white American

I dont go hunting very often

or ever, really

what are the comfiest moccasins for under $60?

Doesn't matter to me, and it hasn't for most of my life. Hence why I'm here.
Take a hike.

I SWEAR ALLAH WILLING ONE DAY THE VIRGINIAN SUBHUMAN WILL FEEL THE PAIN THEY HAVE BESTOWED UPON US

money makes everything better in mexico

I hate Virginia so much

money makes verything better in chile

>he hasn't fucked a qt girl right in the pussy

[spoiler] me neither yet q.q [/spoiler]

You guys are mean

>cucknifornia

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so? maybe you need a gun or ammo or camping gear

or do you not do those things either?

how are we supposed to suggest you sales without knowing your hobbies

>backwater bayou land
>WE WUZ FRENCH N SHEEEEIT

that was fast lmao

Don't you just love the Commonwealth of Virginia?

I love camping, but my normie friends are always too busy with their jobs

my main interests are vidya and sports

and anime, of course

Saved

>t. Christine Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, using a proxy to make it look like she's around her favorite place of Richmond

I have, but I could tell they felt nothing for me. So it was disappointing.

>she

>tfw mom's spaghetti is ready

>>she

God bless the Commonwealth of Virginia tbqhwy
none of you non-colonies will ever make us as proud as they did

camping alone is fun too desu

what a shit fucking thread man

Something something that study that proves that Americans don't know what they're talking about and Anglo is the predominant ancestry of most White Americans.

welcome to Sup Forums enjoy your stay. Let me guess, you will make it shitier by spamming below average asians?

>tfw the area you live in was never tainted by the Filth of the british empire

feels good, man

>and anime, of course

zip it, Adolf

Fuck you

French heritage is best heritage.

Modoka a shit

>Majority of original colonies are majority non-anglo now

...

>Memeland

so how is everyones thanksgiving going

brothers fiance is in the process of nuking the kitchen with her substandard vegan inspired cooking, father is robotripping on cough-syrup and whiskey, mum and aunt are into their vodka and cranberry juice, brother and uncle are watching the game seeing who can kill the most beers and I myself am working on my way to being smashed on beer and champagne punch

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>vegan inspired cooking,

My thanksgiving is eating Turkey, bacon-wrapped pheasant breasts, whole-berry cranberry sauce, stuffing, and biscuits.

Would you have it any other way?

>user you should really get a girlfriend soon. Your nana is hoping for grandkids.
How do you respond?

trust me I know

at least there will be turkey and stuffing

I have a sexfriend.

life is suffering

Jokes on you, I already have a kid I don't acknowledge

there is suffering*

you already hate the ones you have

hehe, next year for sure, Dad

no, not in a million years

tell me something nice please

What are you guys listening to? I am currently listening to youtube.com/watch?v=jfpIAu7Fymg

the revolutionary war

I'm having a good week :3

You're probably not as much of a disappointment as you think.

You will be pure after your government bans porn.

Donald John Trump is the President-elect of the United States of America.

vidya and anime are free though

sports are pretty much free too aren't they

>vidya
>free
>sport memorabilia anything but sold at 300% inflation

i thought you meant watching/playing sports

vidya is free for the most part, you can pirate almost anything and lots of multiplayer shit nowadays is F2P

I'm was cuddling with my roommate earlier this morning. That's not weird right?

>Tfw Trevor from GTA V and Trevor from TPB are the same person

it's not weird if you're gay

>vidya is free for the most part, you can pirate almost anything and lots of multiplayer shit nowadays is F2P

well duh, but I dont only play games on PC

As long as it wasn't sexual. Nothing wrong with a little man on man spooning.

>well duh, but I dont only play games on PC
how come? can't you get all the same games?

As long as you both said no homo before and after the fact, it's completely straight.

N-no?

>Nothing wrong with a little man on man spooning

n64, PS2, PS1, and Dreamcast emulation is still garbage, emulation for OG Xbox, PS3, and 360 still doesnt exist

>being homo when girls exist

>being homo when traps exist
ftfy

cheers.

PJ64 and epsxe work almost flawlessly on my laptop.
I also have the HD texture packs for Ocarina and it looks and plays amazing

Traps are homosexual
have a nice day

>those eyes

slut

>>being homo when traps exist

>tfw not gay

We both aren't gay but he's kinda cute though. He looks like a girl.

He was homesick and sad because he misses his family. I just wanted to cheer him up.

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>Traps are homosexua

give him some succ

PJ64 still stutters and cant run some games, Ive had epsxe crash or fuck up my saves multiple times

>We both aren't gay but he's kinda cute though. He looks like a girl.
Yeah sure you're not faggot. I'm totally cool with spooning for warmth, but you're a pervert.

If I wanted to fuck a """woman""" I'd fuck the real thing

>Traps arent homosexual

n64 and ps1 emulation works perfectly fine, and how are you still playing those old games? didn't you play through them all as a kid?

ps2 emulation works fine too

dreamcast and xbox didn't have any good exclusives

ps3 can be easily modded to play burned games

He'll deport the illegals so people will quit fucking with me

you're doing something wrong then

that hoe got dick suckin eyes if i ever did see em

i mean it's lit but you gotta watch out fo that shieeet nahmsayin

I will never ever date a qt monkey girl from Hueland...

JUST