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Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

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Charli

Business idea: go to sleep in 30 minutes and sleep for 12 solid hours

best post of the thread so far

and perhaps of the thread to come

>robbie rotten

reminder scots are the master race

would heem a racist if i met him irl

Left knee has an accumulation of fluid in it

How do I go about draining it

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>music on shuffle
>her song comes on
>reminded of the no gf predicament
>make a thread about it on Sup Forums

rate my evening so far lads

syringe

Is this the new Stormdrone pasta?

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cut it off

>get on underground with mate
>some absolute worldies get on
>start talking in some JF babble (this is london after all)
>mate gets off
>girls start giggling and staring at me
>mate tells me today that they were Italian (he speaks Italian) and that they were talking about how gorgeous we were

feels good being good looking boys, mate's a bad lad for not telling me at the time though

Scotch 'people'
>meme-tier 'dialect'
>chip(s) on the shoulder
>drug problems
>obesity crisis

Lads I'm going to see a bird tomorrow and I'd quite like to shag her, problem is I'm a virgin and have never had a gf

Some advice please la

almost didn't notice this was the new thread because of your obnoxious "plop" posting

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"going to see"? in concert? in hospital? in a brothel?

Is this true?

still invented erryhing tho dint we?

is this the GOAT british comedy telly moment?

literally everything about it is perfect

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new harry potter was shite

Would you ever consider pulling the trigger on a sweaty fat nigger?

How can anyone be naive enough to think multiculturalism is real

Foreign cultures either keep to their own or assimilate

The fact that a Pom has to assimilate to FUCKING Australia should be enough evidence that cultures do not co exist

janitor? is he here?

And the sun gives ground to a long cold night
And you screw up your courage for another fight
But you know in your heart
It'll be alright, be alright in the long run

What shall I eat at the campus food court?

'Za? 'Sta? 'Nese? 'Ita? 'Ger? 'Tine?

What if it's all true?

>new

i made it months ago tho la x

'ssy

assemble

>A
>LITERAL
>ISLAND
OH
MY
DAYS
BRUV

what's the joke?

>stormdrone pasta
>true

Well there's a first for everything I suppose

in her house is more likely lad

Tumblr's just reddit for girls

This type of pepe is the best one out there tbqh

Not wearing my glasses today lads

Might accidentally shag a broad

>ah patrick, tis a foine oilund we've been borned on ta be sure, what'll we call it then?
>ah seamus sure why don't we just call it oilund?

this ACTUALLY happened

they are THIS thick

think a ban is imminent for that cheeky fedorapost i done earlier

bruh

howling

How do i approach a qt in the uni library?

>think a ban is imminent for that cheeky fedorapost i done earlier

would ruin her

>A
>FUCKING
>ISLAND
And they don't have any control over a quarter of it
Doing quite a big ol' HOWL at the embarrassment that is the Irish state

Might look half decent without the windows/pipe ruining the continuity. What spastic designed this?

go up and say hi

better just ignore it if that's the case and continue voting for lolbour

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*checks back on the shitpost i planted in /ck/*
ahh, impressive 3 (You)s

it's based off of a sketch found in DaVinci's sketchbook

it's how he was originally planning to do the Sistine Chapel

>I vote

lads, when i fuck my gf does that also mean i fucked her parents, since im sticking my willy in their genetic material?

pic related, my gf

white people

ROARING

>spastic

that's postmodernism for you, thank left wingers for that monstrosity and every other miserable failure of modern 'architecture'

Mate, there was a lot of good, intelligent research put into those articles and papers. You can't just scream 'LE Sup Forums STORMWEENIES' just because it's a little skeptical of diversity.

big fan

AWFUL post

are the best

the phantom pain

uncivilised brutes

Does this work?

bring peace through force

reminder that the DWP can access your internet history

we are now officially a surveillance state

have had 10 verrucas on my right foot for around 7 years

>it doesn't matter if I have a swastika painted on my face you have to respect my opinion!

rorke

rasheed

worked real hard on that filename huh lad

BOOO! GET OUTTA TOWN!

tom

are misunderstood

if youre a civic nationalist then fuck off

the first article is literally a joke so i shan't be reading the rest

Yeah
I do it all the time

Lads help please.
I'm Polish and trying to fit into British society as possible. I think its working out since no one asked me about my ethnicity or such.
Any tips how to behave like brit?

Nice, my fast track civil service application continues

Give me a few years and I'll be the person in charge of setting your benefit rates

'sheed

Red-pill me on Winston Churchill

*doesn't fuck off*

>67831455
The (You)'s I've gotten from worms like yourself commenting on it have made it a worthwhile investment

deano

>drink tea
>always bring up the weather
>never speak polish in public
>beat up pakis

>I'm sorry sir, but we're just not interested in someone who spends his time masturbating to traps and tranny porn at 3am.

>I'm also afraid that racial discrimination on an online forum is a very serious crime, and we have passed your details onto the police.

make sure those fences are NICE and HIGH

NOW add your CRUSHED SCOUSERS

FANS NICE and DEAD

lookatthat, lovely

What are you doing putting swedes in the OP?

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>apply to dstl
>they take 3 months to offer an interview
>already got a much higher paying job offer within a month from a private company

fuck the civil service

ethnic nationalists are fucking thick


>why yes, the genetic lineage of your blood is far more important than your culture. I don't care if you're a British nationalist or not, if your ancestors were born in Italy or Poland and not England then you are not British.

xx566
relax

warmonger that was desperate for WW3 immediately after WW2 despite the country in crippling debt, half of London destroyed, half the army killed and the country being tired

gordon ramsay posting

wow look at that

beautiful

If you could remove from /brit/ all the JFs from one country, which would it be?

Can't decide between Australia and Canada

'eed