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/Carib/ Revival Act III Edition
ITT: We accept the fact that German Shepherds are the best dogs.

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Is Venezuela Carib?

It's more Latin America, but then again people consider Guyana to be apart of the Caribbean so there's that to consider.

are yall back to postin anime instead of that jungle fever shit

Sure why not

>people consider Guyana to be apart of the Caribbean

But the Venezuelans consider it part of Venezuela

Yeah but thankfully we have you(USA) to stop Venezuela if they try anything ambitious.

They are welcome to try. :^)

Good Evening Madam
Where have you been?
We need you draw in orbiters to save our general

now that Guyana has oil I'm sure we'd be more than happy to liberate them from Bolivarian tyranny

We have oil too, please annex us and save us from ourselves.

just tweet rude things @ trump until he invades

They're mostly in telegram

Even I was but I'm to shy to interact without the comforting anonymity of a commonflag and was eventually removed

>tweet rude things @ trump until he invades
But I like Trump, I can't be rude to him even for the greater good.
Also yes Telegram was a mistake, I'm gonna have to go hog tie each of them and drag them back here.

I want to be a Caribbean desu senpai

>white girls
Strike 1

Janny janny janny janny janny janny

I personally prefer Asian(Ideally Samoan) women.
>Janitors on Sup Forums

Samoan women are fat and nasty. Why do you have such bad taste

I've only met one Samoan women and she was hot,athletic and was the same height as me(6ft3 inches) which is very rare here.

>I'm gonna have to go hog tie each of them and drag them back here.
you can't just kidnap people, this isn't /lat/

>One Samoan woman was an anomaly and was actually qt

They are athletic I'll give them that. Strong bastards

Around.

I can't do anything. Ask PK.

I've accepted that this General is finished, it's been a good one.
C'est la vie

Nah, I refuse.

that's the spirit

...

What is the go to beer of the Caribbean

How do I convince the people of my country of the importance of a Second Amendment equivalent?
Not sure my friends seem to like Bud Light Platinum.
There's also Bushcrack which is cheap and high in alcohol so people who hang out at are always drinking them.
Very well Then

>hang out
*people who hang around Bars

start a crime wave by robbing and assaulting people until law abiding citizens see the need for armed self defense

Never take your right to bear arms for granted mate, I've got a uphill battle ahead of me.

>tfw only want to go faster

Bahamas pls help, wat do?

>only want to go faster
What did he mean by this?

Bikes mang

I just keep wanting to go faster and I don't think my bike is providing that for me anymore.

>cant get a new one

Mate, True joy on a motorcycle isn't in raw speed but in how much you can connect to your bike.
Practise, see how much speed you can carry through a corner, push the limits of grip and once you've reached that then it's time for a faster bike.

I'm doing all that but I still want to go sanic fast. I had to use every bit of power to keep up with a shitbox Toyota to make the guy mad

You're the guy with the 250cc Korean bike right?
If you feel you've reach the limit then get a 300CC Ninja bike if you can find one(this may be a challenge) if not get a Cbr600 or ninja600, but I warn you they aren't toys

>You're the guy with the 250cc Korean bike right?
si

>if not get a Cbr600 or ninja600, but I warn you they aren't toys
thats what i keep telling people but they refuse to believe that. my brother didnt even believe me until he rode his friends cbr. i cant get a new bike tho because even if i could find a cheap one my parents would never agree to that.

>tfw people keep asking if im afraid of the bike because i dont ride like a mad cunt in traffic

ate so much my head hurts.

Also one of my siblings is trying to introduce me to some bitch friend of hers. Should I go for it?

>trying to introduce me to some bitch friend of hers

No!

You can have some harpies, just like me

Don't let people pressure you into doing stupid stunts or being a Dare devil, Most of people saying you're "afraid of bikes" don't know jack shit about them outside of what they see in youtube videos.
Go at your on pace
Tell your parents its merely minor increase in power
Give her chance if your lonely/horny

What's the meaning of Bahamian flag?

Why black/yellow/cyan? It's kind of neat.

This intrigues me too

youtube.com/watch?v=J9aV4Zn8JJE
Enjoy bros

>Don't let people pressure you into doing stupid stunts or being a Dare devil, Most of people saying you're "afraid of bikes" don't know jack shit about them outside of what they see in youtube videos.
i know. i ride for me

>Tell your parents its merely minor increase in power
problem is my dad already mentions from time to time that hes worried and i kind of redpilled my mom on 600's to get her to like the idea of a 250

im getting some better tyres tho so i suppose ill just have to make do

>Aquamarine for the sea

Didn't expect that :^)
In all seriousness though the bit about the black and its shape was interesting.

I'm the Fort Lauderdale user who wants to go to Freeport/Grand Bahama, never got a chance to respond earlier. Fishing's nice, not too keen on diving but really what I'm most about is visiting natural areas, like U.S. national parks and monuments (have seen many)... Bahamas have anything like that? Should I visit Nassau as well? Are there boats that go everywhere I would want to go?

Any madman here staying up late to get them black friday sales?

My neigbors are readying two trucks for that shit? wtf do they need so much shit for?

I don't know, I;m not sure I;m willing to move into a town I don;t like just for some pussy I;m not sure about and that I don't want that much.

Kewl
>It's going to be a while before he hits SVG

>move into a town
what?

>black Friday sales
Me to a certain extent

I've never been to Grand Bahama
but I hope this helps
bahamasfinder.com/national-parks.html
Nassau has Fort Monique, Fort Fin Castle and The Water Tower also a few parks here and there
Long Island has Dean's Blue hole the deepest blue hole on the planet
San salvador has Columbus's landing(Where some believe is where Christopher columbus first made landfall in the new world)
Andros has a lot of under water caves if you're feel brave
I should know more about my country, I'm a disgrace.

>what?
My sister wants to get me a place in the town she lives at.

>Me to a certain extent
Well, online doesn't count. Unless you will be making a line at a big retail store and fighting over a shitty ass chinese tv. Shit's insane yo.

same, seems nice

how do you Caribbean guys view Britain? y'know, given that most of you were our colonies or still are overseas territories still

anglophone caribbean nations all have really aesthetic flags desu.

why isn't t*rks and caicos part of the bahamas?

Due to your Privy council we can't hang criminals.
We drive on the left hand side of the street and if the shtf you guys will come protect us.(Some super paranoid conspiracy nuts feel that if it weren't for this Haiti would have annexed us)
So I view you as the unseen force that keeps us safe from a distance.
They didn't want "independence" with us, they felt we'd end up a failed state like Haiti(Ironically a lot of Turks and Caicos Islanders come here for jobs)

Cheers Bahamabro. We'll definitely help you out should you ever need it

Hmm, looks like I'll have to visit both Grand Bahama as well as New Providence, then, to get the full experience of the country (or at least as close as you can get to such a thing)

>Boat from Fort Lauderdale to Freeport takes 3 hours
>MAIL BOAT FROM FREEPORT TO NASSAU TAKES 8 HOURS

>online doesn't count.
There is absolutely fuck all online

Place with good universities

Does Cuba post here ever?

Not really, I got my friends from cuba to post but they show up as different flags due to VPNs

>MAIL BOAT
Bring a blanket and know that there are no beds on that thing(at least on the one I was on)
Bring food too
Also the mail boat is never as quick as they promise so I'd say about ten hours.
There is another boat called "The Island Link" it has beds but the rooms aren't reserved so you'll have to move in quick to secure a room.
This is all assuming you're travelling at night or in the evening.
Arrigato Britain senpai

bahamas.com/
I suppose I should have just given you this link instead

The Island Link goes from Freeport to Nassau? I didn't find it in the Internet search. I posted about the mail boat because it was the one I saw by searching. Could do a flight as well, but my dear dad, he has problems with them. And he enjoys boats, go figure.

Cheesy touristy stuff aaaa but thanks, will use to plan fishing, eating and whatnot. Perhaps I should not only visit Freeport and Nassau but maybe also the Abacos or some of the islands further southeast? I guess it depends on how much time I'll have.

does Castro let them?

I'm going to bed gents and singular lady.

she is an AI

>Some super paranoid conspiracy nuts feel that if it weren't for this Haiti would have annexed us

I thought Haiti disbanded it's military
Or do they mean this would have happened a long time ago

Will Haiti ever not be shit?

That's like asking if shit will ever not stink

I swear flow keeps their servers in a field and have to run outside with a tarp every time it rains. Been restricted to mobile since yesterday morning

>if shit will ever not stink
Well there are ways to make it less stink


>tarp every time it rains.
Never had this problem

Do you guys like persimmons? I like the way they taste, but not their skin.


>best dogs
Breed a healthy dog, you sadist.

>persimmons
They are not the best, I kind of like them though

Fruit power rankings
1.Sour sop
2.Mango
3.Ackee
4.Pineapple

I haven't had Sour sop and ackee. Since, I'm with my Vincentian family in Canarsie I will probably pick up some, if they are in season.

My picks are:
1. pomegranate
2. peaches
3. mango

I dislike pineapple. It hurts my tongue.

>sour sop and ackee
What's this?!

Sorry to Bahamas for turning /carib/ into my little tourist question there yesterday but it's just too often Americans think of Canada and Mexico as our only neighbors and forget our island friends off Florida!

>Sour sop and ackee
You are missing out

>pic related
Soursop one of the greatest fruits to grace this earth


Ackee has different names depending on the island but it is good

I'm not really a fan of codfish. It's too salty for me. I enjoy eating the bakes that come with it though.

I will probably buy some soursop nectar before I head home.

>codfish.
That is not the Ackee I am talking about, see pic

What kind is that? The one I know of is this one.

Is it truly sour?

We specify those as Jamaican ackees

The other names for the one I am talking about are;
Spanish lime, genip, guinep, genipe, ginepa, quenepa, quenepe, chenet, canepa, mamon, limoncillo, skinip, kinnip,

Nope it's actually very sweet

An AI that identifies as female
>do they mean this would have happened a long time ago
Yes, also Haiti has a tons of active militia groups.
We also have a immigration problem with them, they just get on rickety little rafts and sail here, It's all up to our Defense force to rescue/stop them half the time(because the rafts fall apart)
Then we have to spend a lot of money treating, feeding and then deporting them.
The Haitian Coast Guard does nothing to help stop this.(Their boats usually don't have much fuel anyway)
Back in the old days we'd just tow their boats back into Haitian waters, but this was seen as "Inhumane"
They can get it together if they tried, they weren't always super poor.
No problem what so ever, ask away

>Spanish lime, genip, guinep, genipe, ginepa, quenepa, quenepe, chenet, canepa, mamon, limoncillo, skinip, kinnip

Any more names kek?

>they weren't always super poor.
And that is the part that frustrates me

I always get annoyed if I move island because I usually forget what the people on that island call them.

I'm just imagining you playing some ackee.

"Hey, man. You got any spanish lime?"
"What?"
"ackee"
"This kind?"
"No. Spanish lime, genip, guinep, genipe, ginepa, quenepa, quenepe, chenet, canepa, mamon, limoncillo, skinip, kinnip"
"Yeah, man. Why didn't you say so?"

That was a bad joke.

That's legit how it goes, or I have to point at them

What's for breakfast mates?
I'm having Hash Browns and Sausages

Ate two large pastechi's.

I feel regret.

lol, I had a persimmons. I might have some toast.

depends how ripe they are desu

Do you like them more or less ripe?

sort of medium ripe?
not so ripe that you would eat it with a spoon but ripe enough to taste good

I see.

>pastechi'
I'm jelly to be honest
Neat

>pastechi
Damn, I want one of those.

are they a common caribbean fruit or are you just mentioning them cause you had them?

I only know about them cause my mom is Korean

They are common in my family. I usually don't buy them personally. I'm at my grandpa's house so I decided to eat one.

Here's a fun topic: cyrptids.

Any "mythical/crpytozoological creatures" you have tales of, /carib/?

What about Caribbean monk seals? Ever get "sightings" of them, like Australia gets of thylacines?

>cyrptids
bahamas4u.com/bahamasfolktales.html
Our most popular is the Chick Charney, a mythical Bird said to have supernatral powers.
I have a nsfw story about it if anyone wants to hear it.
There's Lusca, a Kraken like Cryptid said to grow in strength and size the more evil/wicked the people around it are.
Said to live in one of the countless Blue holes around Andros Island

>NSFW story about a mythical bird
Too curious to pass up

I don't think we have any here