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OFFICIAL doggo general /edition/

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CAN'T WAKE UP

thread is DOOMED

youtube.com/watch?v=Do5MMmEygsY#t=31s

choooooooooooooooooooooon

awful thread
nice doggo though

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

gookshit once again absolutely destroyed

now we await the arrival of Janny "quickdraw" Hotpockets, fastest gun on the net

the gf

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thats why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

ingesting a certain amount of poo

>A beautiful Persian girl will never make you her fart slave

youtube.com/watch?v=gcubGvD8yCY

bit too fat

post good doggos

> gf is going on about how she's so fat again when she's literally borderline skinny
fucking HATE IT when girls do this

nothing you tell them makes them stop

Lads, I've no way to prove this to you, but please take my word that the Snooper's Charter is FAR more intrusive than its even been made out to be so far.

I've been a member of the opposition throughout the entire process of May trying to pass this bill, but support on my side has been wavering over the last few years. This isn't actually due to the bill becoming more reasonable however, rather it's because of the increasing pressure on the UK from other countries to start collecting this type of data.

I'll post the second bit of this in a minute, please bear with me.

Imagine having one of these bad boys

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ah yes, a classic image from back in the day, nice one

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wouldn't mind a diplomatic passport

your dogger could do with a bulk

not mine desu
looks like mine though

-- Right, as a side note, this next part makes me slightly more identifiable, so I would appreciate it if you did not share this text outside of this website. If it was found out that I was sharing this information, I would certainly lose my job, and maybe face harsher repercussions. --

One thing that worries me especially, is that I don't believe the majority of any party really knows what is included in the bill. I know this, as I overheard May discussing the bill in a conversation that, frankly, I should not have been listening to.

On my lunch break, I sometimes leave early and eat inside of the Big Ben clock tower. There's an empty hall type of room around mid level; nobody's really meant to go in there, but nobody ever checks and I like the privacy during busy periods. Unbeknownst to me, Theresa May had scheduled a meet in this same room.

As soon as I heard the doors to my lunch spot opening, I rushed up to the top of the main bell tower to avoid being noticed. This area overlooks the mid floor room, and I quickly realised the only place I would remain fully hidden was behind the bell of the tower. Thankfully, the bell rendered me completely out of sight, and May started talking to someone who I was unable to identify from my vantage point. She began speaking of the bill, and her own concerns on the power it would give, explicitly mentioning the software it would require all new mobile phones to be pre-installed with. She continued to go on to speak of web browsers, at which point I had totally forgotten my surroundings, along with the time, which had just turned midday. Half way through May's sentence, the pendulum in Big Ben's clock tower swung to strike the bell but, due to my hiding location, found other than its intended target. May's voice echoed through the hall as the pendulum swung, raining down powerful blow after powerful blow and sending twelve punishing strikes directly into my nether regions, thus totally obliterating my bollocks.

scottish police are on their way

>So, Amir is it? Oh, right, well uh, 'Monica', could you explain what you meant by "There is still a price that must be paid by someone other than myself. The scales shall be balanced"? To me that sounds like quite a clear threat, wouldn't you agree?

>j-just a bit of b-banter

Actually I want this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen's_Messenger

Turns out my cousin* will be spending Christmas with my family lads.

Seems like we are her closest living relatives (her dad died last year and her mum in July this year). Kind of feel sorry for her, although she inherited two nice properties which should make for a nice start in life (she's 20).

*daughter of my mum's cousin, dunno what sort of cousins that makes us

not a single word

youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4

>The Department for Work and Pensions will soon beable to see your internet activities

You lads best be applying for jobs, the DWP will cut the bennies if your internet history is just porn

Are GCHQ coming for me, lads?

hmm

>OMG you're British?! I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah I mean the Royal wedding? I was CRYING

Socially centrist.
Economically liberal.
Culturally nationalist.

I believe in liberty, freedom and independence, and in strong British values. The nation is nothing without the British character. We must not let our culture be eroded. Our values we hold dear are loyalty, duty, egalitarianism, meritocracy, freedom of expression, speech, thought and faith, strong military defence, wise diplomatic strength, financial security, social mobility, the importance of law and order, and justice. Without our history, literature, art and our scientific and technological prowess, we would be nothing.

I am- a Civic Rorke.

top notch

*starts making increasingly loud grunting noises*

this bint superliked me but I'm not in Budapest no more ffs

also walked past a lass on tinder earlier who was swiping left on everyone

chav-tier dog

FOB

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sorry was meant for

*avoids eye contact*

would

I think she's your 2nd cousin

Wait why am I a billionaire now? I didn't inherit anything.

Global Passport Power Rank 2016

1. Germany
2. Sweden

9001. Finland, France, Switzerland, Spain, Worst Korea, UK

90001. Rest

Theresa May is not my Prime Minister

kissing cousins :3

don't think you need a passport to get into germany or sweden

good lad

>Why do I care about being arrested anymore?

>There's nothing to lose

>Being arrested would give my life more of a shape (I'm waiting for release and figuring out how prison works)
heh
reading poleapoo in the archives is a bit of fun

Really? Glad I just got off the bennies.

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I've doxxed your dog m8 get over it

UK + US passport = God-tier combination

waheeeeey just remembered it's Apprentice time, see ya benders

*struts out of room smugly*

nice dude, you roleplay too?

Nah la I'm nine years older than her.

glad i gave this a chance, really fantastic

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Bit cold out. Irish weather.

>New Zealand: 5.5"
>Canada: 5.5"
>UK: 5.5"
>>>Australia: 5.2"

why US?

there isn't 9000 countrys you silly billy

see very strong parallels between the experience of ed snowden and our very own poleaboo

Who's the host of that in the UK?

you've got 6 minutes you god darn retard

>poleaboo was only taking hormones because he thought he'd get sent to a woman's prison
>doesn't look like a woman at all

tfw poleaboo becomes mr robot in prison

Started making moves on the veneuzelan bird, turns out she works in dubai so that's why she can afford to travel

the Japanese birds have gone and it's just me and her in the hostel room tonight. shagging is on the cards

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President-Elect Donald Trump

every single word

>USA 5.1
so much for big black cock

is it tiny mexican willy bringing them down?

sorry about the 4.3" willy mate

desuarchive.org/int/thread/66607237/#66608717

He had a proper breakdown in that thread

Because 'Murica, that's why.

Same here, I wonder who'd be the new host if they decide to continue it.

ta
I'm glad the government will have this on record so we can all have a good giggle about it again in twelve months' time

>extra flags
is there any clearer sign of reddit? fucking histrionic twats do my head in, you can just tell when they're posting too, talking all chummy like it's MSN
fuck off, you obnoxious newfags ruined /brit/

>Britbongs will defend this

Would unironically cry if poleaboo topped himself

Isn't it impossible to have dual citizenship in USA?

with happiness? yeah me too

Well said, Buckinghamshire

why do irishmen have smaller willies than Britons

gullible cunt its alan sugar who hosts it

f off judge judy

think US still makes you pay taxes too even if you're not living there so it's silly to have both

shut up Bucks

me and the lads on the way to tiger tiger

is my logic right in this

UK passport gives you visa-free access to many countries

Having a passport from an ex-red cold war country gives you visa-free access to the rest of the world

danny dyer is basically in the royal family lads

even with all the backs engerland STILL cannot keep up with old Haggis haha

>Calling judges "Your honor" instead of "My Lord"

You have to waive all other citizenship if you become a naturalized American. However, if you're born a US citizen, you can apply for and get other citizenships without penalty.

alri josie haha x
yeah they do, what a shithole

Mine is just under 5" and no girl (out of five) ever complained.

It's quite girthy though.