/bundes/ - bundesliga

>May
>There are no Bundesliga fixtures to display for this period.

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Gooooood morning

hey

No Euros allowed in this thread edition!

goooooooooooooood morning

Is that a fucking women's cricket jersey on his wall

jesus

>great contribution award

Varane will miss the Euros

france still can do it

so will i

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i want to strangle you wirh my bare hands

Bild are reporting that Dortmund are close to signing Emre Mor for €1m

this is a FAKE thread

Why do you have bear hands?

Small fee. Why is that?

you're fake

looooool

I don't know. He's still very young so maybe a lot of extra performance payments or maybe Bild are just wrong.

Fuck you and your shit thread. Don't ever dare to make a bundes again.

me on the left
this

Good TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrning

dont forget that today is the last match day of the swiss football league with fc zürich close to relegation. Will be exciting

good night

do FCZ or Grasshopper have more fans

Macherano to Juventus.
I wonder if Barca are preparing a bid for AC.

Denmark you are better than /trans/

They might be. I wouldn't rule it out.

Or maybe they will resurrect their interest in Agger. He's almost certainly leaving Brondby and so far Fenerbahce seems like his next destination.

I can't figure out who AC is supposed to be

Andreas Christensen

I thought he had another year on loan left

No, that boat has sailed. AC has got to be better value than Stones.

Andreas Christensen

>Bayern an Sane interessiert
>Laut Sport1 sollen die Bayern bereit sein, 45 bis 60 Millionen Euro für den 20-Jährigen zu zahlen.
just fuck my league up senpai

Yeah, but they can always compensate Gladbach. They're probably buying Vestergaard anyway, so it wouldn't be the end of the world.

Brondby's LB Riza Durmisi is also leaving. Betis are leading the chase with Celta Vigo and some French clubs also interested.

Vestergaard deserves a chance in a team that can defend. I like Werder but they need a (new) defensive coach

not Christensen
>Barcelona have a pre-deal on the transfer of Deportivo centre back Sidnei (26). He could already be in Barcelona for medical tests. [as]

I'd say FCZ.

hmm i guess fcz. More people come to their games
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Fredi Bobic is the new sports director of Eintracht Frankfurt.

>barcelona in charg of buying centre backs
lmao

>Sané
>worth more than 20m
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Adidas are opening a factory in Ansbach. Robots (the metal ones) will make the shoes.

He doesn't score enough. Brandt knows where the goal is.

Borussia @borussia 5m
Granit Xhaka wechselt zur neuen Saison zu @Arsenal. Wir wünschen alles Gute, Granit! #GoodbyeGranit #Fohlenelf

>45m + bonuses
jesus arsenal got jewed pretty hard

You now remember Neven Subotic

where

bundes a shit

deutschland a shit

True, both were ruined by foreigners

NEETS should be sent there to work as slaves

taktik

>kiwis hang pics of black cocks on their walls

Torino Turin have hired Mihajlovic as their new head coach.

lehrer hat uns heute fast ne ganze stunde eher gehen lassen hehehe nice oder? und jez is wochenende

fett, diggi

>Torino Turin

don't you fucking dare reply to one of my posts without my permission again

I'm preparing a riddle for you now

What have I got in my pocket?

>SPORT BILD erfuhr darüber hinaus, dass Trainer Thomas Tuchel von einer weiteren Offensiv-Verstärkung träumt: Weltmeister André Schürrle (25) vom VfL Wolfsburg!

Oh god please no

Nothing

gold ring

...

Here's a hint

oh now I get it

congrats frankhurt

gun

Rice dicks are not allowed here.

>inb4 Duselmund fans cheer for this to happen

Konstantin Rausch moves to Köln from Darmstadt on a free transfer.

You are now banned from creating any further riddles.

Did Wurzburg make the bundesliga? Because if they did, I now officially have a team to bandwagon.

t. Dallas Mavericks fan

...

the part where he's hyperventilating is pretty tough

What else is tough

Michael Ballack

Jackpot

Koln?

??

Never knew Matt Damon played for Leverkusen.

I thought he was with Stuttgart. I should not have doubted you.

yes

waking up

>shareholders do LITERALLY nothing
>customers buttflustered as fuck
Klassiker

Okay

>Darmstadt not getting relegated
>still ripped apart
Not nice tobihannes

sad desu

It's a good thing. Teams like that are fine when they come up for a season because it's healthy with some fresh blood every once in a while, but it's a problem if they don't go down again quickly.

If a large organisation such as Stuttgart, HSV or Eintracht Frankfurt are relegated, they have to sack a lot of their staff, resulting in loss of income for several families.
With Darmstadt it's not as bad, since they probably don't have as many full time employees.

I am from Darmstadt so it's sad on a personal level.

>losing key players and the manager before 'the hadest season' is a good thing
Kekko fantastico

>Darmstadt relegated next season

Neat.

Ingolshitters and Red Bull hopefully to follow.

Bad for Darmstadt, good for society.

...

I'd rather keep Darmstadt than Ingolshit, Hoppenheim, Golfsburg or Red Bull 2bh.

>ingolshit
rude ;_;

Mikel Merino (19)
Ousmane Dembele (19)

possibly Emre Mor (18)

Pulisic (17)
Passlack (17)

Do they want to create a teenage squad?

Please let this happen

Also, will the Schürlle meme ever end?

their sales to Bayern will be more profitable the younger they are

Dortmund hat eingesehen, dass sie Bayerns Ausbildungsverein sind

>Friday I'm in Love comes up on shuffle
>Look at calender
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