How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36...

How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

>I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider?
How do they find so much time to ban advertisements and beverages of choice?

>mfw someone says england
>immediately think of pakistan

I often think of the English and Scottish countrysides, too. I watch Midsomer Murders and movies by Guy Ritchie. And I even watch stupid British romantic comedies. It's just so calming. Love Actually is my guilty pleasure, and you can bet your ass I'm gonna watch it sometime in the lead-up to christmas.
The point being that I consume enough British media to have an idealised image of most of the country.

The UK in general just seems like such a nice place. It's a tiny little country, but nonetheless has played a central role in the way the world has been shaped over the past couple of centuries. The cars are great, the food is great, the movies are great, the countryside is beautiful. I even like the way British black people talk. They have such funny accents.

And it's so accessible. Everyone can just go there and communicate with the locals.

Aw, thanks lad. Have a slag.

I always get strong parallels between California and London.
>Produces a lot of wealth due to high population
>Typically liberal leaning
>Has pros and cons, but people love to point out the cons
>People there tend to be stuck up

I hate London because it smells, because the tube is perpetually overcrowded, and because there are too many niggers and pakis. I'm not going to live somewhere that I absolutely despise just because of "muh opportunity".

The only thing I seriously envy about London is the choice of food, coffee and shit like that. I wish I could easily go somewhere that isn't a paki pizza place or an overpriced chain restaurant.

Yeah unfortunately nice looking places are in the minority because of WW2 and ugly architecture

Most of it is cringe tier awful

>it smells
What shithole do you live in

>tube is perpetually overcrowded
Wow its crowded in rush hour??? good one sherlock

>there are too many
ah yes a poor student having to live in a shit area

Bristol > Essex > Manchester > London

does california have the most mexicans

is Birmingham nice or is it still a shithole?

JUST

this country is shit.. not worth saving

Bow down to your scouse overlords you brown bastards

>London
>""""""white""""""

>scouse
>human

this

By far.

this

>only 93% white

I would not like to live in a place with so many minorities tbqh

my friend in the usa army balled the uk army - the biggest bags of shit on earth
keep in mind the usa army is filled with redneck lowlifes from the middle/south
with some ghetto criminals thrown in
he is from a meth shit hole in the socal desert hemet
he told me the uk army shit bags come from the north scotland no ireland

>be American soldier
>work with Brit soldiers
>they banter you a bit
>f-fuck y-you guys, you're pieces of sh-shit