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THE MOU ERA IS STARTING SOON

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>£80m for Ronaldo
the guy is gonna get you 40+ for the next 2 seasons and maybe 20-30+ for another 2 after but I still think that price is outrageous

and a million shirt sales, new fans, etc etc

>liverslip

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation

Had A dream klopp was at the bus stop with me, we got talking and he offered me some grape juice, with or without tequila. Then he gave me 20 quid for the bus

Not even a Liverpool fan, despite the flag

Javi Martinez

>8th for Lord Bendtner, Javi Martinez, Emile Heskey and other most funny memes

Gundogan to City confirmed

We did it

>with or without tequila

Wh..why is that a thing?

He was just offering me some booze, which I took. No idea why it was tequila though

>Manchester United will bring Cristiano Ronaldo, 31, back to Old Trafford if they meet Real Madrid's £80m asking price. (Daily Star)

Jose Mourinho wants to make Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema, 28, one of his first signings as Red Devils manager. (The i)

>PSG striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 34, will be Mourinho's first target as United boss - with £8m the mooted asking price. (Daily Mail)

Mourinho has told United's executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward to sign a new centre-back, right midfielder, central midfielder and centre-forward. The former Chelsea manager wants a "captain" in central midfield.(Daily Mirror)

>But he faces a battle to sign Everton defender John Stones, with Manchester City and Barcelona the favourites to sign the 21-year-old England international.(Daily Telegraph)
The Guardian

Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea, 25, is happy to stay at the club under Mourinho, despite concerns over Spain midfielder Juan Mata's future. (Manchester Evening News)

>United legend Eric Cantona believes Mourinho is not the right fit for Old Trafford "in terms of the type of football he plays" and would have preferred Pep Guardiola. (Guardian)

Assistant manager Ryan Giggs, 42, will be offered the Red Devils Under-21s manager's job in a bid to keep him at Old Trafford under Mourinho. (The Sun)
More gossip

>Chelsea's hopes of signing long-term target Koke this summer look to be over. The Spain midfielder, 24, says he has no intention of leaving Atletico Madrid. (London Evening Standard)

New Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola will "change the face of English football", says former Barcelona midfielder Xavi. (Sc.qa via Manchester Evening News)

>Southampton manager Ronald Koeman is set to sign a new two-year contract as the Saints look to stave off interest from Everton. (Daily Mirror)

Former Ajax manager Frank de Boer is "keen" on replacing Roberto Martinez as Everton's new manager, the Dutchman's brother Ronald says. (Liverpool Echo)

>Former Chelsea boss Roberto Di Matteo has emerged as the leading contender for the vacant Aston Villa manager's job. (Daily Telegraph)

Ex-England boss Sven-Goran Eriksson has called on Roy Hodgson to take 18-year-old Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford to Euro 2016. (The Sun)

>Tottenham's Harry Kane believes he and Leicester's Jamie Vardy should be considered "among the best" strikers at the Euros. (The Times - subscription required)

Chelsea have told Everton to forget their £65m asking price for 23-year-old striker Romelu Lukaku. (Daily Express)

>Newcastle United winger Andros Townsend, 24, appears to be close to signing for Sporting Lisbon - after images surfaced of the England international apparently on a flight to Portugal. (Daily Express)

Liverpool midfielder Sergi Canos, 19, could leave the club for £4m after reaching a stalemate over a new contract. (Liverpool Echo)

>Swansea manager Francesco Guidolin hopes striker Andre Ayew, 26, will stay at the club despite continued talk of a summer move away. (South Wales Evening Post)

Relegated Newcastle have offered defender Kevin Mbabu, 21, a new two-year contract after impressive performances in the first team. (Newcastle Chronicle)

>Sunderland are keen on signing West Brom midfielder James Morrison, 29, on a free transfer. However, the Scotland international is reported to have been offered wages of £70,000 a week by former club Middlesbrough. (Newcastle Chronicle)

The Black Cats are weighing up a move for Lyon winger Rachid Ghezzal, 24, who has one year remaining on his contract with the French side. (Sunderland Echo)

>Tony Pulis will stay on as West Brom boss as chairman Jeremy Peace is happy to keep him at the club despite criticism from fans for his style of play. (Birmingham Mail)

Crystal Palace have been linked with moves for defender Davide Santon, 25, midfielder Cheick Tiote, 29 and striker Demba Ba, 31, who all played under manager Alan Pardew at Newcastle. (Croydon Advertiser)

mou is going to utterly cuck us next season isnt he

>Middlesbrough, newly promoted back to the Premier League, are closing in on a £3.8m transfer for 21-year-old Ajax winger Viktor Fischer. (Daily Mail)

Joey Barton says he is "coming to be the best player" in Scotland after signing a two-year deal at Rangers. (Daily Record)

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>Republic of Ireland goalkeeper Shay Given - along with forward Jon Walters - revealed on Twitter how the team are preparing for Friday's pre-Euro 2016 friendly against the Netherlands...
Shay Given ahead of Republic of Ireland's pre-Euro 2016 friendly against the Netherlands

And finally

Wayne Rooney's wife Coleen could be a contestant on the next series of ITV's jungle-based reality show 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here'. (Daily Star)

>Middlesbrough striker David Nugent will be best man at Leicester striker Jamie Vardy's wedding on Wednesday. Foxes team-mate Danny Drinkwater has permission to go to the ceremony but must return for England training at 16:00 BST.(Leicester Mercury)

Manchester United goalkeeper Sam Johnstone, 23, 'liked' an Instagram post revealing the Red Devils had sacked Louis van Gaal. (Metro)

>thinking Ronaldo could still put up those kind of numbers in the PL
>in a shit team like United

He'd be even worse than he is for Portugal

>thinking he couldn't
>unironically thinking donaldo wouldn't TSUUU all over shitty relegation fodder
delusion

the premier league means jack shit, fuck off with this bullshit, he'd become United's main offensive output

>dat manu gossip

>Memehimovic drops to midfield
>TSUU and Martial/Rashford speeding on wings
>perfect through balls
>tap ins left and right
Yea, it's gonna be difficult for Ronaldo to score

Emre Mor from FC Nordsjælland confirmed by Bild for moving to Dortmund at a price of 1 million euro

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Lazy OP tbqh

Forgot youtube video. 18y old massive talent. Shame he decided to play for the Turks instead of the country which gave him everything

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>penaldo scoring more than 15 goals in the EPL at his age

No.

you will start posting here now hello

wat? I've been shitposting on Sup Forums for years?

>falling for the epl meme
embarrassing, the epl is so weak right now

>giroud is better than Ibra

>realistic predictions in ManU finish next season :

I say 4th

>Falling for the Premier league is shit meme
It's not called EPL you fucking hipster.

epl is not shit, MLS is shit
retard

1st

>Ryan Giggs, 42, will be offered the Red Devils Under-21s manager's job in a bid to keep him at Old Trafford under Mourinho
because it's so important to keep him around, silently peering over the shoulder of every manager they get in.

Should also mention he's giant shithead with a shit attitude.

At least it's not about Gaitan m8.

It's not even about which is better. For Real, 95% of their games a season are glorified friendlies. In the PL United have to work for every single point. We've seen how Ronaldo does in tight games with limited chances, you think he'd still score 40+ a season when he can't have 10 shots on goal every game?

>le shirt sales will cover it xD meme will never die

Cunt

ehehe evil Denmark

> all this Man Utd gossip
>Mou still not confirmed

I'm hearing EBJT to Man United

...

>Everton have made an enquiry for Alphonse Areola

Any news on the gf transfer to FC Chad?

With Sirigu leaving, I can see PSG keeping him and playing him in the cup. Plus, he can always become better than Trapp, at least according to FM2011.

Personal terms have been agreed but they are still discussing sponsorship issues. Eg Jose is sponsored by Jaguar yet Utd have Chevrolet.

>Sergio Ramos: "Winning the Champions League is like making love. You always remember it. But then it’s true that you can improve because to start with, you’re a disaster. The first time always has a special taste."

>letting twitter decide the goal of the season

Bruh I support LFC and know for a fact that Vardy's and Alli's goal were waayyyy nicer

what part of Liverpool are you from mate

Boston

>payet, vardy and alli out first round

He's very impressive. PSG wants to loan him.

embarrassing

M8 why are you on about the qualifications for supporting a team that doesn't give two shits about any of us? Be they born two minutes from the stadium or across the pond. Might as well pick a team you enjoy watching and just shut the fuck up

>Catalan newspaper Sport are reporting there's an agreement in principle for Mascherano to move to Juventus.

Great, another black man at Juve ;_;

>Areola
Just need Stefan kuntz to go with him

>battle to sign Everton defender John Stones, with Manchester City and Barcelona the favourites to sign the 21-year-old England international

I hate the Stones meme

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K E K

If Benteke's goal didn't happen in a game where Manure won and the media skewed it as Martial day, it would be rightly praised as goal of the decade.

its good for morale, having a legend still active in the club.
Don't understand why they're demoting him though

>getting this worked up
>over soon to be relegation fodder

>he enjoys watching liverpool

>rightly praised as goal of the decade.
No.

I hate the Stones is bad meme. Martinez could ruin prime Maldini

Any updates on the gf to me situation, lads?

She says no because you're a big poof

They weren't complete dogshit when I started to follow them, had some fun players to watch like Maxi and Kuyt la

4U

>Kuyt
>fun
really?

you can not tell me that next year livepool can not win epl

She's insulted at the transfer offer

ABLs can tell you this. Because they're delusional.

I legit can't tell if you're trolling or not so have a >(you)

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It was scored by a Liverpool player, at Old Trafford into the stretford end. If Liverpool had gone on to win, it would be hard to deny it. Yet the media had a wankfest over Martial's mediocre goal instead.

>Yet the media had a wankfest over Martial's mediocre goal instead.
I agree with that, but Benteke's goal isn't goal of the decade. It isn't even goal of the season.

tbqfhwy Vardy had goal of the season fampai

>Shame he decided to play for the Turks instead of the country which gave him everything
I know that pain, m8.

No bullying

I'm not he was a terrible player to watch

apparently negotiations have stalled

Explain pls

>15 minutes of scrappy finishes and close range headers
what were you trying to prove here?

Need to offer a bigger package

Why?

Grit homie. He always played with heart and I really appreciated that.

>Borussia Dortmund interested in signing Isco as Gündogan replacement

That run by Suarez at 12:05 was more entertaining than the rest of the video combined.

LMFAO

literally just le hustle man

ITK confirms Juanmi, Mane, Pelle, Tadic, Wanyama all want out of Southampton this summer.

As for incoming, they are in for Dennis Praet (though Italy looks more likely atm), Jordon Ibe (please God no) and wanting to get Stekelenburg on a permanent.

beacuse abl is a mental illness

>juanmi

who?

>All these plebs that don't understand work rate and HEART
Enjoy your flashy flavour of the month meme players.

>just

Elite hustle is underrated. He was also great at penalties.

>poor man's Park
>good
kek

>all these goat passes

This current team makes me sick

My dad works for Nintendo and he has it from a very reliable sauce that Mario Balotelli to Liverpool for £96m

m8 he's already at liverpool

Why would a Nintendo worker know about that?

i dont like the guy either but cmon the man can play football and would get 30ish easily