TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

mmm

cant wait desu. I say, sadly, fcz will win and lugano will get relegated

can't wait to see these fuckers get relegated

>FINGER ADEE FINGER ADEE IHR HEND BéLLER ABER KEINI FINGER MEH

huh?

fuck your shitty club

your fans are a disgrace canepa is a fucking cunt and ueli forte is a fucking joke
I hope you get relegated

u mad?

why are you so angry lmao. At no point did i point out that i was a fcz/gc/whatever supporter. Why are football fans in switzerland also so mad

you should be mad at your club
your stadium is a fucking joke. 2000 viewers per game in the biggest city of switzerland. The team put zero effort in the game they just want to leave. 2 goalies who constantly flop in every game. No defense. No Offense. Every game is boring as hell.
Please do us a favor and leave the liga

stay mad, bünzli

hopp lugano!

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TIL people in Switzerland play football.

literally who

GOOO LUGANO

WHEN TWO BECOME ONE

fc zürich, a once great club ruined by an angry manlet president and a "no fun allowed" finnish coach, are on the brink of relegation. Its basically the most excitment we had in a long time with the usual baselwinslol stuff for the last 7 years

>a once great club
try again

I NEED SOME LOVE LIKE I'VE NEVER NEEDED LOVE BEFORE

who knew swiss were so passionate?


question, are you guys all rich and stuff? are there any poor swiss people?

i cant immigrate right? i have to pretend to be a refugee or something, thats why 90% of the swiss team is immigrant?

ayy didn't know kerzakhov played for fc zurich now

Lel, aren't Lugano and Zürich playing each other in the Swiss Cup final? Meaning that one of these shitty teams will be in the Europa League next year?

I hope Mr Zeman and his Lugano will avoid relegation. Juvefags bants would be intolerable

Basically the Albanian side (who shouldn't be there imo) we'll see at the Euros is the Swiss B side.

Albania and Switzerland are in the same group btw.

>OP

>are there any poor swiss people?
Depends on what your definition of poor is. There are plenty of people here, who live month to month, but still live pretty good lives.

Pretty sure OP wants them to get relegated.

why is this guy such a hack?

Sascha Lewandowski babby desu.

>TSSUUUUUUUUUUUrich
Should have seen it coming

>tfw boris hates on my favourite ever player

why must you hurt me like this

>player

He was a good player, but he's an atrocious manager.

fuck off we're full

fins are shit. too depressed to motivate players

>Lugano 2-0 up
>Vaduz now 1-0 up
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

THEY'RE LOSING TO VADUZ WITHOUT SADIKU

absolutly based

well at least it's not 4:0 anymore

where are the Young Boys

RIP?

In Thun. Also second place, with like a 15 point gap to third.

As it stands now, Zürich either need to score 1 more, and St Gallen need to score 2, or St Gallen score 3.

summoning meme magic now so this guy scores

do u liek young boys

St Gallen scoring 2 would save Zürich now.

STAY STRONK VADUZ

You mean 3, Kobi.

It's a rollercoaster ride right now. Lugano have scored, for Zürich to be safe St Gallen need to score 3, in 15 minutes.

Officially over.

LUGANO
U
G
A
N
O

BASED ZEMAN'S MEME MAGIC RELEGATING ZÜRICH

why do people want these guys relegated? grasshopper fans?

everyone wants it
even fcz fans, to teach bad management a lesson

Insufferable arrogance. Basically the same reason a bunch of people wanted Newcastle to get relegated.

GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YA BABY

ah ok theyre newcastle

fuck them then

>swiss commentators

>the ref giving a yellow card to literally every player complaining

pretty comfy 2bh

F

the thread where swiss people talk english to each other

so Ticino wins again?
fuck those italians in denial tbqh

Is it first FCZ relegation ever?

Easier than separate people speaking German, French and Italian to each other. Though I assume most people are German speaking.

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"first time since 1990"

desu all of switzerland should just pick up english and drop all the other languages. you see a swiss flag and you dont know if they speak german french or italian

I interrupted my pokemon marathon for this

true, but since 1899 they were NOT in the top league for only 10 years or so

I'm sure Romansh is fun and cool

...

THE DREAM

Was FC Zurich a decent team ?

>tfw Köbi Kuhn is crying
Canepa literally made an old man cry. Thanks Canepa.

won the league in 06, 07, 09
now relegated lol

Was it the lack of Chikhaoui?

I'm only watching as long as there's 151 pokemon, everything else disrupts my nostalgia

They were in the CL in '09-10 season I believe.

In Halal's group if memory serves me right.

>tfw fcz is kill

Nah, this was like 90% down to Hyypiä. 10% down to Canepa, for hiring Hyypiä.

why is there a french guy giving an interview when zurich's coach is supposed to be a german italian?

Köbi's like the one guy I feel bad for in this whole thing. Magnin a little too.

nigga i'm here too you idiot I cant read swetzish or whatever you guys speak

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

German/French/Italian/Romansh depending on where you live.

Ayooo my nigga fivezzzz we crashin dis swiss cheeze party!

Why is FC Zurich so hated?

Aren't FC Basel a more hated team?

You forgot to add Portuguese there.

>Why is FC Zurich so hated?
They're literally SJW Commie faggotery the club with fans that enjoy to roleplay as rock bottom lower class ghetto dwellers and that's how they act everywhere.
>muh workers club
>ya now money kills da spords
And unbelievable arrogant management

>Aren't FC Basel a more hated team?
Basel is hated too but mostly the post 2000 Basel as it became basically Red Bull the club. Rich sugar mommy pumping in endless money to buy cups. Now they actually do a really god job without any big investor as they got a top notch scouting and youth program.

Than there's Grasshoppers Zurich also hated as they used to dominate the league until a retard decided to
>GC must be like Bayern Munich or Real Madrid, we gonna play CL every year and win it within 5 years
throw millions out of the window and crashed two or three public holding companies with no survivors more or less putting the club on life support since about 14 years.

The Basel - Zurich hate is mutual and has historic reasons.
Zurich and Basel loved to kick each others ass at any chance given. That went as far as entering wars picking sides just based on how can we fuck with Zurich/Basel.

There are probably more Portuguese speakers, than Romansh speakers.