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leafs OUT edition

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Ah yes, yanks

not liking this edition

anyways emily

business idea: steal your business ideas

he is a hero who wants to save britain from those (((parasites)))

*reaches into your pocket* OwO what's this

chuckled at the latest 'udge headline

>his capital city is a nonwhite enclave

excellent edition

I wanna say fuck off yank but this thread is literally just north americans

(my weiner)

the only ones I see even close to likely are Turks and Caicos, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, and Bermuda

Turks being the most likely is the Liberals decide to focus on it

only Tories hate the idea because it means dumping money onto wogs and accepting a black majority province

in 20 years time the ___ man will hold the whip hand above the ____ man

*bites it off*
PPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, nothing personnel, kid.

it happens because /cum/ is boring as fuck hahahahha

in 20 years time the northern man will hold the whip hand above the southern man

No need to fill in the blanks since we're all members of the human race.

keep selecting street signs instead of storefronts i really am unhinged haha x

why are you talking shit about your own country austrlaia
bit rude

archive.fo/uYOb8

look at the author

Southern man don't need them around anyhow

He loves the Irish though

>yanks in charge of deciding who gets to stay

holy fuck, british government + police will have access to all UK citizen's internet histories. lmao guess /brit/ is jumping ship because they may have wandered onto Sup Forums from time to time

You don't, sorry.

everyone underneath the black line should just die 2bh

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

eh aboot

naw
would not mind even a little if everyone in this band died though

it's aboat not aboot

innit

agreed fuck the southern ponces

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all the smart ones left when the sheikh thing went down.

after that there's no question that british police/intelligence actively monitor Sup Forums

eh aboot

ummmmmmmm???

he despises jews, but love the irish
irishtimes.com/opinion/why-ireland-needs-a-jeremy-corbyn-or-bernie-sanders-1.2805986

>london has a white minority and a paki mayor
>b-b-b-b-but london is english!

Are Canadians unironically the weakest people on the planet

>he lives in edmonton

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHA FAGGOT

>b-b-b-b-but london is english!
said no one

trying this name as a gimmick

current gimmick list:
emily
shannot
namefagging

any more gimmicks i should try? need to harvest some (you)s or my mum's gonna die
t. cal(ga)r(y)

DOXXED

Good. Sick of the anti-irish jokes and the "banter" aimed at Americans. they cannot watch porn and now they cannot even visit 4chin. the time of the brit poster has come to an end, at the hand of their government no less. so much for the "alt right" awakening with brexit

eating pita

pretty sure I am Greek now

>breaks at work are in my car
>three hours gaps between my classes at uni are in my car
>the only girls interested in me i would never touch because i have autistic and specific standards
>live at home sharing room with brother
>have virtually no friends

who is englightened psuedo NEET here?

Am 21 now, had fug with a 14 year old when I was 20.

>19
>Kissless, hugless virgin
>Browse /fit/ daily and decide to do PPL (Push, Pull, Leg) routine
>Turn 20
>Finally get visa for /fit/izenship
>Doing teacher assistant program because want to be English teacher
>Paired up with 9th grade class class
>Girl in my class was in 7th grade when I was a senior (our school teaches grades k-12)
>Kinda-sorta recognized her face
>Always looking over at me with her friends and giggling
>Make conscious effort to wear tight, black polo shirts to show off my arms
>Hide my legs because no legs
>One day, drive by her sitting at mall bus stop
>On whim, park in mall and act like I just came upon her by coincidence
>Offer her ride home
>Big no-no
>Would get in LOTS of trouble, but no one's around and it's a big city
>We have good time listening to music and making dumb jokes about Fallout Boy (Fallout Boy was making a comeback at the time with Immortals and stuff)
>Drop her off, but she doesn't want to leave
>Says she wants help with homework
>Tell her I'll help her in class tomorrow
>She doesn't come up for help the next day, but coming home, she's sitting at the mall bus stop again
>Pick her up
>Take her home
>Doesn't want to get out of car
>Shoo her off
>Goes on for next couple of weeks

pt 1

the banana meme

67848299
prime example of why canadian posters are hated

absolutely howling at this image, mind if i save it?

Got a (you) from the mexicunt

His gimmick has been shattered

reported this to the constabulary

>While this is going on, posting on /fit/ under the name of "TeacherAnon"
>Someone suggests she wants to fug and suddenly it all makes sense
>Someone else suggests fugging her in closed school
>See her sitting at mall bus stop as usual
>Take her home
>Says she doesn't want to leave because wants help with homework
>Take her to empty classroom after everyone's left (out-door school so sneaking in is easy)
>Fug in the darkness because lights might arouse suspicion, and also because very shameful 2bh
>Drop her off after 30 minutes
>Smells like blood and weird pheromoney scent for entire drive
>Get really anxious might go to jail
>Skip work for 3 days straight before getting call telling me I might lose teacher's assistant position
>Come in with knots in stomach
>She smiles and hugs me, telling me how she's missed me
>Huge relief
>Stop fugging her though
>Huge mistake
>No more student/teacher relationships for me
>Even IF they're the most qt thing I've ever seen
>Not because I'm scared of consequences, but because I have to be responsible and shieeeet

Honestly pretty satisfied becaue was aft shit in high school and missed all the "teenage love" phase everyone else went through. I thought I'd never be with anyone that age ever again. Now that I know what it's like, don't need to pursue it anymore.

the green letters

absolute runt tier behaviour

no i am sorry it is mine

what would the world be like if the british empire never existed?

>living in the beta-test for Canada

gerry is a murderer

lock him up

it was only for a laugh

corbyn should remove potatos and gas the kikes

north america would be French. so we;d be eating baguettes and discussing poetry or something horrendous

*shutters*

just a spot of banter

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>soon won't have to report anything to anyone
>the government will always be watching

ahhhhh, this is the life

Oi anuns

WAY more people speaking spanish and french i figure, plus no united states, at least not as a single entity

>>the only girls interested in me i would never touch because i have autistic and specific standards

>l-lol im a forever virgin
>you want to fuck me? no thanks you're not good enough for me

smart frog posters

theresa may looks a lot like james may

family resemblance

Watching Rain Man

Tom Cruise does not age

>>the only girls interested in me i would never touch because i have autistic and specific standards

are you me?

>WAY more people speaking spanish and french

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turks and caicos has 33k people and would never progress beyond territory status

there are far more blacks in toronto or montreal

having a territory in the Caribbean would be based

una vela

AJJJ PIRATEZ

He still hasn't

Thank Scientology

how do I filter leafcucks on here? hardly anyone replies to them so it shouldn't be a problem

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australians are officially more hated on /brit/ try again

how do I filter yanks on here? hardly anyone replies to them so it shouldn't be a problem

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>look up american actor
>turns out they're canadian

crypto leafs out

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secretly invading your film and music industry x

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AHAHAHAHAHAA he is calling the FBI

>australians will ALWAYS be more loved on this board than canadians

>tfw submissive brits are too afraid to protect their own privacy

It finally happened boys, Gott strafe England

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howdy :3

i thought the submission beta brit thing was a meme until i went there and holy shit it's true. they literally look at their shoes when i walk past. one time a woman struck up a conversation with me on the metro and we ended up getting touchy and turned out her boyfriend was sitting next to her

you know people always complain about aussies, yanks, and us leafs and say we're the worst posters

but i think we know who the actual menace is, the eternal g*rman

I have nothing to hide, and therefore nothing to fear :^)

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>they literally look at their shoes when i walk past.

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a candle