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jews did 9/11

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first day of high school tomorrow - any tips?

I remember getting catfished into doing some pretty naughty things on omegle when I was 13

there's probably footage of me somewhere online on a dark corner of the internet lol

imagine being loved

Fuck your way to the top of the class.

who discovered mudgereeba?

Why would I imagine something thats already happening ?

destroy all who oppose

that swede needs to post a picture of himself

IT'S BLACK FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKERS

who /staying in because they're not fucking dense/ here?

very british thread

no one likes a show-off

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Give yourself a concussion so you skip half of the year.

>uk
>black friday

foy

same. weird how my dick never grew since then. must have looked hung for a 12yo

Did anyone watch Danny Dyer who do you think you are?

Bellend has royal ancestry

don't go into the Forbidden Forest

I was lying just to get some delicious (You) that are the only cool things that are happening in my miserable life.

did you go to school with chads where this happened? my entire middle school stay i had thoughts about breaking my own arms or something so i couldnt swim

Oh sorry, I should use the Morrisons vernacular

What colour undies would nathan wear

reckon i should ask for a nitrogen gas tank for chrissy

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I knew someone who who would consume heavy doses of laxatives when he wanted to skip class.

>As the ex-Lib Dem leader says taxing cannabis will raise £1bn, broadcaster Anne Atkins tells how it shattered the life of her Cambridge graduate daughter
>Lara herself lays the blame unequivocally at the feet of cannabis, though she was never even an average user. She only ever allowed herself a puff or two a day, for medicinal purposes, and has used just 5 grams in total in her life.
>5 grams in her entire life

I am howling, why are women so retarded?

>jacking off on omegle in middle school (10-14)

I thought this was some weird thing, but your stories have added to a long list of similar stories. It's weird how stranger danger on the internet isn't even a thing anymore and we have kids exposing themselves on a public webcam service.

>so i couldnt swim
Could've just blacked up

what's a roadman lads?
also asked /brit/pol and i'm gonna ask /bleep/.

I did this once to get out of swimming (told her I took laxatives that morning, like two hours earlier) but she told me to go in anyway, so I just hid in the changing room.

>on omegle
no this was msn, omegle wasn't around for a few more years

Woo coming back today boys. Get some richmonds on the go these polskis don't do real sausages

Pocket sand

are you the one who was in Hungary earlier?

the only thing i remember from that is the smart boy bot

can i get geordie gf pls? pls???????????

No but I bet they don't do decent sausages either

hey lads

>there are people here who support Premier shops

Fuck you

don't listen to the teachers and wag every class

pretty short interrail

they're actually snags or bangers thank you very much

>a right wing party will NEVER back legalisation of weed in the UK

>/bleep/

What is this?

Make people believe you're gay and you'll get a free pass everywhere.

why are finns so god tier at posting lol

>Richmonds

Get the fuck out of here, sick fuck

new pua tip or business idea: describe women who look good for their age as "well preserved"

When the histories of Sup Forums are written, this will be known as "The General Era", when the first general threads emerged from the chaos and began to impose order and continuity on the seething mass of anonymity.

all poles should be killed

UKIP wants to legalise. It's the major reason why Peter Hitchens won't support UKIP

ummmmmmmmm
kidspot.com.au/parenting/real-life/in-the-news/brisbane-year-7-student-takes-own-life-after-being-bullied-for-sexuality

simply this get it out boys before the scotland yards gonna be flipdfofj ue you into djd prmate !

Bit harsh. They aren't the friendliest but they are hard working

i legit cant understand runts who believe that pua stuff

electronic music general on Sup Forums
bit slow currently

got a whopper of a doodle but no shielas will let me root their fannies with it

PUA tip: if a girl is physically small sneak up on her and pickher up instead of saying hi

It's a fuckin NEG mate. "Well preserved" makes her sound like shes full of embalming fluid.

I wonder if the rorkes in Thailand tell Thainonce to "go back to where you came from"

she's a brick and i'm drowning slowly

As far as I know farage backs it but the party itself isn't strongly in favour of it

>people who travel alone in indochina

Thailad is realistically somebody who at least does drugs or at worst diddles children.

RED FLAG EEEEEEEK!

i love how the furthest any topic advances in this general is 1 reply and then it ends
lmao what a joke of a general lads

How do people know I'm English whenever I go to a different country? Do we really look that unique? I don't even have to open my mouth and people know I'm from the UK, this has happened every time I have been abroad

>got in from work an hour ago
>work in 8 hours

ah yes

shut up and be thankful you have a shitty job to pay those welfare leeching 3rd world immigrants you stupid goy

I've seen thread-long discussions but yeah they're rare

Tbh I think "shan't be reading this" is by far the worst gimmick of the year because it encourages ignoring effortposting and discussion in favour of shitposting

wakey wakey wageslave

I still have to open my mouth, but its generally the accent that gives it away.

>Can you tell me where x is?
>Sure, right down the-
>Holy shit you're British aren't you?
>No I'm not a paki senpai

Farage is pretty libertarian, his party is full of extremely socially conservative people though.

>Tbh I think "shan't be reading this" is by far the worst gimmick of the year
why did i laugh so hard at this

I just want to legalise all recreational drugs and euthanasia.
What party/ideology is for me?

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probably because you read it, inducing a mental paradox resulting in laughter

I was told by a Dutch guy that it's the round face shape (not fat tho)

surreal experience this morning lads

up north in good old scottyland was on the train and i was sitting next to this qt, but that wasnt all she got out her phone and phoned someone, much to my surpise she had that southern rich ponce nonce accent, instantly got a raging stiffy, shit was exotic, was going to ask her whats shes doing up here in direland but didn't want to sperg out and have her say "what" in the accent, would've ended up in jail haha if you get what i mean

haha lads

game show idea: paki or pole

farage describes a crime scene and what happened, essentially everything except physical characteristics of the criminal

Green

Greens

its the teeth and beer guts

Liberal Democrats

ldp.org.au/

Maybe you just look like a fucc boi?

the PIT

so someone took a phonecall on the train and you had a nervous breakdown as a result

fascinating

I don't care about Australia's impact on the environment though

guess what
*chuckles*
shan't...SHAN'T BE READING THIS
*bursts into uproarious laughter, slapping my knee*

this, seriously
ldp is severely underrated

sorry i dont get out much, i dont meet very many people

*does a quiet, contemplative ree*

*does a loud, over the top ree*

>scots and whales are allowed to post udner the queen's union jack

You should. You bastards murdered the Great Barrier Reef.

I'm sorry

The gf's taken her laptop into lectures and i'm stuck in her room till 12. What do i do

As a tiny nation absolutely nothing is our fault

funpost on brit for a few hours la

roo

was in work yesterday and the new start was talking to me, we somehow got to the topic of trannies and the cunt said

"theres a half man half women kicking about in here"

>tfw thats our supervisor who is one of those tumblr blue hair weirdos

burst into laughter and got into trouble

was funny in the moment

just wanted to let you guys know