no edition edition
/brit/
jews did 9/11
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first day of high school tomorrow - any tips?
I remember getting catfished into doing some pretty naughty things on omegle when I was 13
there's probably footage of me somewhere online on a dark corner of the internet lol
imagine being loved
Fuck your way to the top of the class.
who discovered mudgereeba?
Why would I imagine something thats already happening ?
destroy all who oppose
that swede needs to post a picture of himself
IT'S BLACK FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKERS
who /staying in because they're not fucking dense/ here?
very british thread
no one likes a show-off
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Give yourself a concussion so you skip half of the year.
>uk
>black friday
foy
same. weird how my dick never grew since then. must have looked hung for a 12yo
Did anyone watch Danny Dyer who do you think you are?
Bellend has royal ancestry
don't go into the Forbidden Forest
I was lying just to get some delicious (You) that are the only cool things that are happening in my miserable life.
did you go to school with chads where this happened? my entire middle school stay i had thoughts about breaking my own arms or something so i couldnt swim
Oh sorry, I should use the Morrisons vernacular
What colour undies would nathan wear
reckon i should ask for a nitrogen gas tank for chrissy
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I knew someone who who would consume heavy doses of laxatives when he wanted to skip class.
>As the ex-Lib Dem leader says taxing cannabis will raise £1bn, broadcaster Anne Atkins tells how it shattered the life of her Cambridge graduate daughter
>Lara herself lays the blame unequivocally at the feet of cannabis, though she was never even an average user. She only ever allowed herself a puff or two a day, for medicinal purposes, and has used just 5 grams in total in her life.
>5 grams in her entire life
I am howling, why are women so retarded?
>jacking off on omegle in middle school (10-14)
I thought this was some weird thing, but your stories have added to a long list of similar stories. It's weird how stranger danger on the internet isn't even a thing anymore and we have kids exposing themselves on a public webcam service.
>so i couldnt swim
Could've just blacked up
what's a roadman lads?
also asked /brit/pol and i'm gonna ask /bleep/.
I did this once to get out of swimming (told her I took laxatives that morning, like two hours earlier) but she told me to go in anyway, so I just hid in the changing room.
>on omegle
no this was msn, omegle wasn't around for a few more years
Woo coming back today boys. Get some richmonds on the go these polskis don't do real sausages
Pocket sand
are you the one who was in Hungary earlier?
the only thing i remember from that is the smart boy bot
can i get geordie gf pls? pls???????????
No but I bet they don't do decent sausages either
hey lads
>there are people here who support Premier shops
Fuck you
don't listen to the teachers and wag every class
pretty short interrail
they're actually snags or bangers thank you very much
>a right wing party will NEVER back legalisation of weed in the UK
>/bleep/
What is this?
Make people believe you're gay and you'll get a free pass everywhere.
why are finns so god tier at posting lol
>Richmonds
Get the fuck out of here, sick fuck
new pua tip or business idea: describe women who look good for their age as "well preserved"
When the histories of Sup Forums are written, this will be known as "The General Era", when the first general threads emerged from the chaos and began to impose order and continuity on the seething mass of anonymity.
all poles should be killed
UKIP wants to legalise. It's the major reason why Peter Hitchens won't support UKIP
simply this get it out boys before the scotland yards gonna be flipdfofj ue you into djd prmate !
Bit harsh. They aren't the friendliest but they are hard working
i legit cant understand runts who believe that pua stuff
electronic music general on Sup Forums
bit slow currently
got a whopper of a doodle but no shielas will let me root their fannies with it
PUA tip: if a girl is physically small sneak up on her and pickher up instead of saying hi
It's a fuckin NEG mate. "Well preserved" makes her sound like shes full of embalming fluid.
I wonder if the rorkes in Thailand tell Thainonce to "go back to where you came from"
she's a brick and i'm drowning slowly
As far as I know farage backs it but the party itself isn't strongly in favour of it
>people who travel alone in indochina
Thailad is realistically somebody who at least does drugs or at worst diddles children.
RED FLAG EEEEEEEK!
i love how the furthest any topic advances in this general is 1 reply and then it ends
lmao what a joke of a general lads
How do people know I'm English whenever I go to a different country? Do we really look that unique? I don't even have to open my mouth and people know I'm from the UK, this has happened every time I have been abroad
>got in from work an hour ago
>work in 8 hours
ah yes
shut up and be thankful you have a shitty job to pay those welfare leeching 3rd world immigrants you stupid goy
I've seen thread-long discussions but yeah they're rare
Tbh I think "shan't be reading this" is by far the worst gimmick of the year because it encourages ignoring effortposting and discussion in favour of shitposting
wakey wakey wageslave
I still have to open my mouth, but its generally the accent that gives it away.
>Can you tell me where x is?
>Sure, right down the-
>Holy shit you're British aren't you?
>No I'm not a paki senpai
Farage is pretty libertarian, his party is full of extremely socially conservative people though.
>Tbh I think "shan't be reading this" is by far the worst gimmick of the year
why did i laugh so hard at this
I just want to legalise all recreational drugs and euthanasia.
What party/ideology is for me?
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probably because you read it, inducing a mental paradox resulting in laughter
I was told by a Dutch guy that it's the round face shape (not fat tho)
surreal experience this morning lads
up north in good old scottyland was on the train and i was sitting next to this qt, but that wasnt all she got out her phone and phoned someone, much to my surpise she had that southern rich ponce nonce accent, instantly got a raging stiffy, shit was exotic, was going to ask her whats shes doing up here in direland but didn't want to sperg out and have her say "what" in the accent, would've ended up in jail haha if you get what i mean
haha lads
game show idea: paki or pole
farage describes a crime scene and what happened, essentially everything except physical characteristics of the criminal
Green
Greens
its the teeth and beer guts
Liberal Democrats
Maybe you just look like a fucc boi?
the PIT
so someone took a phonecall on the train and you had a nervous breakdown as a result
fascinating
I don't care about Australia's impact on the environment though
guess what
*chuckles*
shan't...SHAN'T BE READING THIS
*bursts into uproarious laughter, slapping my knee*
this, seriously
ldp is severely underrated
sorry i dont get out much, i dont meet very many people
*does a quiet, contemplative ree*
*does a loud, over the top ree*
>scots and whales are allowed to post udner the queen's union jack
You should. You bastards murdered the Great Barrier Reef.
I'm sorry
The gf's taken her laptop into lectures and i'm stuck in her room till 12. What do i do
As a tiny nation absolutely nothing is our fault
funpost on brit for a few hours la
roo
was in work yesterday and the new start was talking to me, we somehow got to the topic of trannies and the cunt said
"theres a half man half women kicking about in here"
>tfw thats our supervisor who is one of those tumblr blue hair weirdos
burst into laughter and got into trouble
was funny in the moment
just wanted to let you guys know