User, take the THREE

>user, take the THREE

No, fuck that. Win your own rings you bum.

Would Lebron get mad if I shouted "KOBE AT THE BUZZER" as I take the shot?

Good post.

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B-b-but according to the sports section of my favourite anime discussion forum, throwing 3s is a crime in basketball

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Y-you too

>pump fake
>escape dribble
Dis ones for da lan
>chucks

Sure thing

>Dis nigga passin me da ball as if I gotta do wat he say man psh fuq dis nigga rite here imma drive and DUNK on dese lil ass niggas

Kek

I can't take anything with a ball in my hands.

WHITE CHOCOLATE

K-O-B-E

10/10 reference my white friend

I would wait until the time goes does to like a second and give a bad pass back to LeBron so that he has to take the last shot. Then when he misses I'll blame it on him.

LeBron would have you traded to the 76ers for 2 coolers and a mop

Also, I would blast him all over social media saying retarded shit like "best player of all time? more like worst player of all time!" and a photo of him stumbling with the ball.

SHOOT THE J! SHOOT IT!

Do you guys place trampolines underneath your hoops so you can reach the backboard for a lay up?

Game.

Blouses.

B-but I can't! I-I'm just a ch-chucker!

I didn't worry about hitting the 3 point shot to win the game. I was cool as ice. I knew that, whether or not I hit that shot, I'd have delicious pancakes afterwards.

That would show your penis you're actually a woman!

sure thing, bron

and grapes. bitches.

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FOR DA LAND

LEL!

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Homo!

Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

o-ok

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Good hustle

For da lan my nig
>swish

T. Average sized white guy who cant touch the rim

>SG
>telling me to shoot the three
Fuck you nigger.

>craptors so BTFO they have to hate on swishpip3's bbf based Brad to try and recover

Honestly disappointed. Just stop posting, we'll forget this happened.

*bff