/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 38
Nights since last BNM: 0

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Aphex Twin Announces First U.S. Show in Eight Years
-Drake to Cudi: “You’re Getting Way Too High”
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

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muse are a terrible band

fuck p4k

Hey Zoe

oops cover's blown better get outta
>her

thank you, Capt. Obvious

I'm the guy who stands with dr luke every night

(you)

youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37M

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

preoccupations review tonight?

im not ready for danny's 9.4. How do I prepare?

wait for his third BNT from the album

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

never, i hope. i don't want them to get a pan

i have spent years forgetting Godsmack ever existed and here you've come and ruined it. fuck you.

I'm so glad this is a thing

Preoccupations 7.0

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Cymbals Eat Guitars 8.0 by Evan Rytlewski
Touché Amoré 8.1 by Zoe Camp
Silver Apples 7.1 by Jesse Jarnow
Matthew Shipp / Bobby Kapp 7.6 by Marc Masters

>Cymbals Eat Guitars
good band, but i always forget about them

>8.3
>8.0
>8.2
>8.0

Consistent niggas

They make solid music but their singer just outright sucks

IAN COHEN BTFO

>the highest score for their worst album
typical p4k

what are you on about?

I need to make the injustice known of Pitchfork shitting on this well-regarded Rap project.

Z O E

O + O

E O Z

hi ian.

>her