Accent thread / vocaroo thread

post ur qt3.14 accents. bonus points if it's thick. extra bonus points if your sister records too.

read dis:

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo! holmes, to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

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am not saying all that pick something smaller

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Wanderer, kommst du nach Sparta

So berichte

Du hättest uns hier liegen sehen

Wie das Gesetz es befahl.

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Original German accent. I hate Germans so goddamn much.

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but u are german lmao

>vocaroo.com/i/s1hxvRPyYwCe
is that an exaggerate accent

>pick something smaller

would that use up all your bandwidth for the month?

10/10, that was excellent

Swiss accent at its finest, m8.

Raskaan metallin rambona juoksen
Yli Sumatran synkän yön
Sinut rautakangella seivästän
Ja kyrvällä naamaan lyön

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Hope you're happy with that OP, I can do the French accent version if you so wish.

I'll make one tonight so keep this breathing chaps.

vocaroo.com/i/s1R4ekGz4V1r

I'm kinda sick today, so it's a bit nasaly

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epig

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I like this

Dei vil alltid klaga og kyta,
at me ganga so seint og so smått;
men eg tenkjer, dei tarv ikkje syta:
me skal koma, um ikkje so brått.

Ja, det skyt ikkje fram, so det dunar
(som no ingen kan undrast uppå);
men det munar då jamt, ja det munar,
so det stundom er hugnad aa sjå.

Lat det ganga fram, lat det siga,
berre eitt eg ynskjer og bed:
at me ikkje so hogt måtte stiga,
at me gloyma vår fedranesed.

Lat oss ikkje forfedrarne gloyma
under alt, som me venda og snu,
for dei gav oss ein arv til aa goyma,
han er storre, enn mange vil tru.

Lat det merkast i meir enn i ordi,
at me halda den arven istand,
at, når fedrarne sjå att på jordi,
dei kan kjenna sitt folk og sitt land.

Has visto
verdaderamente has visto
la nieve los astros los pasos afelpados de la brisa
Has tocado
de verdad has tocado
el plato el pan la cara de esa mujer que tanto amás
Has vivido
como un golpe en la frente
el instante el jadeo la caída la fuga
Has sabido
con cada poro de la piel sabido
que tus ojos tus manos tu sexo tu blando corazón
había que tirarlos
había que llorarlos
había que inventarlos otra vez.

Jom I omël Jom I omël
Jom I omël si shërëbet
Çun si un moj çun si un
Çun si un ti s'ke me gjet

that's actually pretty good.

it's interesting, because the pace and rhythm you read it reminds me alot like my friend Pierre

>dat guttural H

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i got about two lines in before i realised it wasnt some weird german

How about my Scottish accent out of nowhere ? I had to refrain from laughing haha

At the end you said "s'ke si me gjet"(you cannot possibly find) instead of "s'ke me gjet"(you can't find)


............Artim?

I hate you all you uninteresting cocksucking shallow niggers. This thread is becoming worse by the day. A couple months ago you would find interesting content in these threads at least once a day, now it's like once in 2weeks. These days I usually just open the thread and scroll through it when it hits bump limit.
I don't understand how you can post the same fucking shit every single fucking thread and manage to enjoy it. Do you all fucking have alzheimers? Do you forget what you posted 2 hours ago for god's sake
I hate this russian-pole cancer faggot making these stupid threads and posting soviet soldiers with guns, I hate femanon and her stupidity, planeanon for being a fedora reddit mongler, animeposters, that anime hating underage magyar faggot who occasionally shits up the thread posting dumb shit in Hungarian, and those who feel the need to remind us that they are epic "normies" and describe how their gf looks like every day. And I hate everyone who gives attention to this fucking pile of filth.
I hope you all get fucked by elephants.

Kurva anyátok
tököm tele van ezzel a fonállal faszom az egészbe
ANIME
BASSZÁTOK MEG

>Jom I omël Jom I omël
>Jom I omël si shërëbet
>Çun si un moj çun si un
>Çun si un ti s'ke me gjet

Is that some jewish song ?

And now for the French acccent. Wew lad, I can't even comprehend how foreign grills love our accent.

No,its an Albanian turbofolk song

will attempt this eventually

Forgot link : vocaroo.com/i/s0KK1Ng6Z2Nd

good, i have two vocaroos of that pasta and i want more

do you fackin' smash some leb?
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i wish i could do any kind of accent. really jealous desu.

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I can't understand a lot of Albanian, but my friend gave me some tips on how to speak it
First time, plz no bully
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At the middle you shouldn't say Ça ka verr,but Ça ka bërë(What has he done)
You kinda screwed up the ending,but pretty good

>Nothing was recorded. Please ensure you are close enough to your microphone and your microphone is configured correctly.

this happens since I installed Win10, only happens with Vocaroo, I have no idea what is going wrong and I'm very buttblasted about it because I repair PCs

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:3 :3 :3

My friend is Tosk, maybe that's why it's weird
Here's a video of him speaking
youtube.com/watch?v=mfHegjBQuQ8

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pizdetz

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>tfw want to do this but don't know what accent should I do

jzz
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yours

Mira, no pido mucho,
solamente tu mano, tenerla
como un sapito que duerme así contento.
Necesito esa puerta que me dabas
para entrar a tu mundo, ese trocito
de azúcar verde, de redondo alegre.
¿No me prestas tu mano en esta noche
de fin de año de lechuzas roncas?
No puedes, por razones técnicas. Entonces
la tramo en el aire, urdiendo cada dedo,
el durazno sedoso de la palma
y el dorso, ese país de azules árboles.
Así la tomo y la sostengo, como
si de ello dependiera
muchísimo del mundo,
la sucesión de las cuatro estaciones,
el canto de los gallos, el amor de los hombres.

am i supposed to do it in my normal voice or pretend to be from the outback

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>1488
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>Mira, no pido mucho,
>solamente tu mano, tenerla
>como un sapito que duerme así contento.

how to die a virgin

would shoot at minorities while drunk with/10

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You're not sounds finnish. Da fug? :c

noice

Shucks, why thank you

Another accent attempt:
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(Flemish anthem)
Zij zullen hem niet temmen, de fiere Vlaamse Leeuw,
Al dreigen zij zijn vrijheid met kluisters en geschreeuw.
Zij zullen hem niet temmen, zolang een Vlaming leeft,
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.
Zij zullen hem niet temmen, zolang een Vlaming leeft,
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.

De tijd verslindt de steden, geen tronen blijven staan:
De legerbenden sneven, een volk zal nooit vergaan.
De vijand trekt te velde, omringd van doodsgevaar.
Wij lachen met zijn woede, de Vlaamse Leeuw is daar
Zij zullen hem niet temmen, zolang een Vlaming leeft,
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.

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Guess where I'm from!! vocaroo.com/i/s0JJEKknLtfu (English and Spanish supplied)

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saved this

magnifique user

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Shit, that was tiresome

Fucking class, giggling like a moron over here

No need to say I had no clue on what it meant.

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Good accent

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY REEEEEE

oi oi boys, anyone gonna post some German?

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Nice anthem tb h

O heil’ger Veit von Staffelstein,
beschütze deine Franken
und jag’ die Bayern aus dem Land!
Wir wollen’s ewig danken.
Wir wollen freie Franken sein
und nicht der Bayern Knechte.
O heil’ger Veit von Staffelstein,
wir fordern uns’re Rechte!

Napoleon gab als Judaslohn
– ohne selbst es zu besitzen –
unser Franken und eine Königskron’
seinen bayrischen Komplizen.
Die haben fröhlich dann geraubt
uns Kunst, Kultur und Steuern,
und damit München aufgebaut.
Wir müssen sie bald feuern!

Drum, heil’ger Veit von Staffelstein,
Du Retter aller Franken:
Bewahre uns vor Not und Pein,
weis’ Bayern in die Schranken!
Wir woll’n nicht mehr geduldig sein,
denn nach zweihundert Jahren,
woll’n wir – es muss doch möglich sein –
durch’s freie Franken fahren!

breddy fun

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Dank u

No,this is Albanian clay now

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t. dirty slav

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10/10 sounds a bit like swiss your r

pls, pls, your accent is perfect for this:

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

Sorry if I fucked up the recording, I didn't proof listen to it because I hate the sound of my voice

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listen to it long enough and you'll grow to like it

if you tilt back your head and say words with lots of O like Ding Dong King Kong you can permanently lower your voice.

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Sing a song for uuuu

Bullshit

Your vocal cords get stretched so yes you can lower your voice.

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>throne
>prince

by what logic? you know when you ascend in pitch your vocal cords get stretched?

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this

>tfw no one listens to you

Not him but actually Scottish

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North English, very cute voice

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That's really impressive user!

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r8

Nope but thank you :3

It's actually pretty shit.

Now record yourself singing this:
youtube.com/watch?v=65s9m5sLxWo