/balt/ + /ausnz/

Jewish humanitarianism edition

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3D women are NOT important.

>mfw i can draw a picture of your 2d waifu sucking on a fat penis and there's nothing you can do about it

What's so bad about porn? I mean, you might develop some unhealthy fetishes as a side effect, but why the fuck does it matter if you can't get laid anyway?

>when bad shrooms kick in
fugg

All in your head lad, listen to some nice music, watch a funny movie or smoke something to calm you down

you're going to die

FINALLY hit 60kg for 5 squat aka 1pl8

SASPER MANI JODS!

don't care

I'm squatting 3x5 sets of 85kg squats atm, thinking of moving up to 90kg and ultimately aiming for 100kg just because it's a nice number

Weight/height?

Eat more twink boy.

yah already trying
i used to eat like 1000cal a day at 190cm 80kg
VERY slow metabolism
up to 2.5k already and growing steady at an easy 3.5k
199cm 87kg started 79
its very little būt i started with just the bar NEVER doing any sports activites in my life

underage sluts doing squats RIGHT before my eyes

Don't think there's anything "so bad" about porn tbqh. As long as you're not just sitting watching it as entertainment all day, and that you understand that it's porn, not real life, then you'll be fine

Just stick to the amateur stuff and wish it was you getting laid and recording vertically on your phone - might happen one day if you're lucky

I'm 173cm and 70kg, surely you should be able to squat way more than me? How long have you been working on your strength and are you overweight, chubby, skinny? If you're 199cm and 87kg built you'd be an absolute tank

no id be skinnyfat
More skinny than fat now
been doing SS for 2 months almost

What is ss?

sucky sucky (5 dolla)

Mate the bloke is 2 metres tall! You expect him to be tank at 87kg?
I'm 87kg at 183cm and I feel skinny.

You're liar, I only found nigga rap

>they believe mikoto's lies
heh gullible sheep

zis

We're all gonna make is brah.

Starting Strength, you're welcome you commie fuck

only lie is SS meaning

yes we are
slow and steady wins the race

Thanks

must add i havent been eating right
i realise if i GOMAD id be squatting 100 already

Also don't do ss you retard, do a push-pull focusing on 3x5 or 5x5 heavy compounds at the start and then doing some isolations

you're 160 cm tall, not 199.

SS is a meme.

Tren hard, eat clen, anavar give up.

nah ill do ss add accesories
havent been doing diddles tho

Gym people started another SS?
Notified the authorities.

might post proof some day with my leg next to 1m ruler

why would you do ss if you don't do diddles? And yeah ss with accessories ain't that bad, but it's called "starting" for a reason, I'd suggest you add more volume when you get stronger. And yeah not even one plate squat after squatting 3xweek for 2 months is pretty weak, I'd guess the diet is the problem

you're bullshitting us.

atleast my aesthetics are improving
lost my mantits

Post tits faggot.

because i dont want trex legs
focusing on upper body hit still doing leg extensions preses squats and shit
not really SS i just took core from there

187cm
79kg

Is that skinny?

we're all gonna make it brah

Until everyone posts a face of them with a paper with /balt/ written on it you're all American proxies to me.

I was skinny at 79 190 so probably

yah

No paper or pens in png.

wtf
dyel chinlet benching 4plate
he looks like a stickman

CRAZY FROG
;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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too many flags here
i want a monoethnic thread

Who's the Papua New Guinea guy? Is he a proxy?

:----dDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Crazy Pepe, lol

an aus

Just felt an earthquake lads

rip

Tell me about it, there's been consecutive earthquakes at 6-7am for pretty much the whole week. It's like a fucking alarm clock

Don't die mate :(

All emigrants need to leave right now.

Aussie in png buddy.

Lithu- fucking what...?

Redirected sucked balls

Also post nostalgia music
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>be me in the bathroom
>stand up after taking a shit
>turn around to flush the toilet
>as i'm turning around i see a grey figure in the corner of my eye moving toward me
>look towards it
>its gone
i-i hope it was just my imagination

done with a la gym
very nice burn in my back

That's my cum on your back.

it's right behind you.

bus here at 17:07
there's a bigger one at 17:20 might wait for that one
the 17:07 one only has space for 1.70m tall people
literally have to bow to stand in there

Just got back from the gym. Drinking my milk now

Tfw you want to mock Putin as a /balt/ but some of your friends are ''pro-putin'' / Russian

>He somehow got Russian friends
>I didn't
Haha

putin is good

They're either cool with it or they ain't your friends, it's pretty simple

Guys... this petite qt who is very traditional is just great, but she has a slavic accent,
even though she swears to god that she is ethnically lithuanian. What should I do now?
inb4 do a lithuanian

She's already fucking some guy, sorry to disappoint you

Hey Muhammad

im the bus
it was big bus this time

That's good.

yes very
hope it is big bus forever

Every 10 Lithuanians you meet in Vilnius, one has Russian as its mother tongue

Ne

Skyrim belongs to the Nords.

You meant this by small bus? Dislike them too tbн

yeah even smaller sometimes
square shape

What did he mean by this?

Hey, I use tomorrow style too

Thread theme.

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jesus
same but for mobil))

Girl from my workplace just texted me that she would like to come over to talk over a project we're supposed to deliver for our boss and that she'll bring wine

Does she want the d? I'm just a virgin so idk

Maybe she just thinks you're gay, man

I don't think I come across as gay

Did she drop hints before?

lol

Squeeze her ass and see how she reacts. If she looks at you with a smile, she probably thinks you're messing around with her among friend and gay friend.

this can only be a good thing
just b urself and ull fuck
do some cheeky things and show interest
ask her stuff about her
women love talking about themselves

Literally your chance on a silver platter. Invite her over, clean your place too.

Thanks guys I'll try

ebin xddd

stfu gay virgin

youll make it brah
is she attractive or cute atleast
her body???

Good luck brah. Just had 3 png girls proposition me for sex. Susan is pretty cute, she touching my ass rn.

back from ban
hit me with ur best memes from the past 3 days

You can do it lad, just don't go full weird could make work awkward.

She's slim but not thin
Not very tall, blonde hair and a small nose
Kinda cute but not beautiful or anything

What are png girls like?